🍗 Deathfat Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

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Awfully tight shot on the scale there. Usually she backs out of her stall enough to show both hooves on the scale. Today we could barely see one hoof. I'm thinking A-me has gotten sick of only gaining on her "weight loss journey" and pulled a fa...er, slow one.
And I'm sick of CRRRAZY AMY'S reechain commercials. Wish that empire would collapse already.
 
Interesting to note that the instagram in the description is wrong, her reechains are at amys_craft_and_creations and searching amys_crafts_and_creations brings up a legitimate crafter who has book carving art.
 
To mail something that weighs 2 ounces first class would be $1.20 if she put it in a large envelope.
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I haven't been watching Amy because seeing her BLM comments sent me into a rage spiral. I capped a few but lost the heart to upload so thank you to the person here that got some of them. It's not the actual BLM-stuff that triggered me it was the fact she bragged about sitting on her fat fucking ass every night "watching the protests" speaking as if she were an authority as it was happening RIGHT NEAR HER and she was INVOLVED IN THE ~ACTION~. It was just Amy's usual bullshit, i.e. stressing her own importance above everything else.

tl;dr Amy is a strong anti-blm advocate that doesn't get what the big deal is

I think she's the only person on the planet where, during a pandemic, during protests etc her only job is to NOT eat over 4 thousand calories and fail that and say "even though I haven't done anything, I still think I did a good job" and then title that video accountability.

I hope the struggle to wedge her new walker into frame gave her a good workout.

I hope her children don't have to learn from someone who calls it distant-learning. The irony.
 
Wow.

You know, Toxi-gelling a liitle canvas of peace signs, bullets, Ganesh, & the thumbs up sign against a hot pink & mustard yellow glitter background, okay bitch, fine.

But promising to put actual words on them now? Like the kind that would ostensibly contain letters in a proper order? From 5-Bill Billy Madison here, that's basically a threat.

Also, fuck this minge. You can't even take all this in & go "Well, hey, at least it's a thing that keeps her busy ignoring her kids, which is time spent not beating them." Because in lieu of beating them, she's just adding chemical brain damage to her laundry list of assaults & batteries against them.

And her biological ones do not have any brain cells to spare. They already suffered concussions just diving into that gene puddle they were given.
 
krazy orange cat said:
To mail something that weighs 2 ounces first class would be $1.20 if she put it in a large envelope.
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So she's either lying or instead of shipping that crap in an envelope, she's sending the key chains in those flat rate boxes that the post office offers. They can be a bargain if you have something relatively heavy to ship because they prices aren't based on weight, but on the size of the box. I think they come with a maximum weight limit, but as long as your stuff is under it and it fits in the box, you can ship whatever you want for a single price no matter how much it weighs.
However, even the smallest flat rate box is going to be more than whatever it costs to ship those tiny keychains in a first class envelope. But that's the only way I can imagine that she's paying so much in shipping.
 
Bubblez McGee said:
So she's either lying or instead of shipping that crap in an envelope, she's sending the key chains in those flat rate boxes that the post office offers. They can be a bargain if you have something relatively heavy to ship because they prices aren't based on weight, but on the size of the box. I think they come with a maximum weight limit, but as long as your stuff is under it and it fits in the box, you can ship whatever you want for a single price no matter how much it weighs.
However, even the smallest flat rate box is going to be more than whatever it costs to ship those tiny keychains in a first class envelope. But that's the only way I can imagine that she's paying so much in shipping.
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StrawberryDouche said:
I can see the dunce logic at play here.

envelopes cost money>the box is free>free is good>mmmm donuts
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Agreed, however, the USPS also charges higher rates for envelopes that 1) don’t fall within certain aspect ratios, or 2) exceed 1/8” in thickness, as the machinery can’t sort these normally.

Whatever the issue, undoubtedly A-mee is being hambrained about her shipping choices.
 
Her keychains are what you find in shitty truckstops in sundown towns of southwest Idaho

Resin isnt cheap, neither are the molds, glitter, and findings (source pl: I do non shitty resin casting) not to mention its tricky to work with. How much waste is she generating to get one finished reechain?
 
As someone who makes their living shipping similarly shaped and weighted items about, I can confirm that that specific area of shipping costs is stupid.
Such small things are too oddly shaped to fit in the automated sorters, so they're priced like packages, despite seeming like they should be cheaper because they don't weigh much at all.
To ship coast to coast across the contiguous US works out to about $3.50 at the cheapest commercial shipping class in a (2 cent, because a reasonable business buys in bulk) bubble envelope.

That said, I doubt Amy has considered any part of the shipping process, due to crippling idiocy.
 
Nurse Ratchet said:
But promising to put actual words on them now? Like the kind that would ostensibly contain letters in a proper order? From 5-Bill Billy Madison here, that's basically a threat.
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if anyone is exceptional enough to try and order one of these, please do it with a hard to spell word. I want to see how she fucks it up.
 
sperginity said:
if anyone is exceptional enough to try and order one of these, please do it with a hard to spell word. I want to see how she fucks it up.
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'Less floccinaucinihilipilification! More antidisestablishmentarianism!'

(with a background featuring a starfish, a pistol, a menorah, two kittens and a rendering of Aldous Huxley's left nut, obviously.)

EDIT: Sorry, Aldous, yours was the first book I set my eyes on. But hey, neither of your wives probably paid half as much attention to your left nut as I've drawn here, so there's that.
 
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I changed my mind. Ask her to put spagtiee or however the fuck she spelled it wrong. Make her relive her mistakes for 4$ a piece.
 
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