🍗 Deathfat Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

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krazy orange cat said:
We need answers to what some of her keychain designs represent. A handgun, a peace sign and a single handcuff with "freedom" surely has some deeper meaning that we just can't grasp.

And no, "Amy is retarded" is not a valid answer.
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“Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to those truths, you pigs who fawn over clothing!”
 
I just had a quick look at the questions people posted in response to her request - only 70 some & many were repeats of the same so technically, she could answer every question asked without the video being tooth ache inducing long.

But she won't - too many direct questions holding her feet to the fire.
 
Lol she didn’t do a lick of research into the costs of her keychain empire. Of course Amy was charging $2 for shipping that costs $4 (no mention of packaging or shipping materials). Also, it’s still hilarious to me that her side gig is keychains (and now car decals).
 
Please buy a reechain. "The boys" are going to need money on their books when they begin their grand tour of Oregon's finest penal institutions. Heh. Penal.

Two snouts!🐽🐽

-Welcome back to my staggering ineptitude

-If you're new, welcome TO my staggering ineptitude

-THANKS FOR CLICKEENG!!!!!

-Appreciates it

-YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO HER!!!!

-Um.

-Sorry she has been slow active on uploading

-Sry

-Knows she has comments like

-Um what the fuck do you need to prepare for August for???

-Come August she wants to post daily

-So she needs to start filmbeeng

*hold up, we got a fouled spark plug

- ...

-Farther out

-So she isn't up

-on her

-day of

-to

- ...

-FILMB

-Will be working rill hard on that

-So she can matriculate into Yale with a clear schedule

-But you need to say it like a Brit

-Shedjool

-THAT'S WHY SHE HAFTS TO PREPARE!!!!

-Is able to post on her weigh in day

-Because bolth her dietician and therapy fairy have flung themselves into the sea

-So she had no appointments today

-Figgerd she would post her weigh in

-Then she will work on her queue and ay video

-Because that will be a long video

*pops some B12

-INNYWAYS

-Will talk about her week now

-Will talk about day in the lifes in August

-Doesn't know what will happen with skooleeng

-No confirmation if they will go back to skool

-Or distant learn

-If they do two days on/two days off

-Then she will not send the boys to skool

-POINTLESS

-Either they will get it or they won't get it

-Doesn't need shit brought home to her

-Will do distant learneeng

-Looking into a program

-Will do an online program

-It is credit with the skool

-So it won't mess up their future at Eton

-So she is studying up on

-Has to make major decisions about their skooling

-Wants to respect the boys' wishes

-THEY WANT TO GO TO SKOOL!!!!

-But she needs to think about health reasons

-And who will drop pizza rolls into her mouth like a baby bird

-Does not leave the house

-Awlee leaves the house

-To "work"

-Doesn't want to take the chance of getting the coof

-Because there is literally no way Awlee could bring it home after dipping his dick in a hooker

-INNYWAYS

-Here's her weigh in

-Hello. It's ready.

-477.2

-DOWN SEVEN POUNDS!!!!

-IS OUT OF THE 480s YOU GUYS!!!!

-Fills so happy

-Pleased with herself

-Did her "walkeeng"

-Eateeng choices

-Didn't walk outside

-Too hot

-Omar and Esraa are very soft skinned

-Because they have molted their exoskeletons

-They can't go outside

-Jeremiah does not have soft skin

-He can go outside

-Omar and Esraa fry in the sun

-They could get burnt

-And then they would taste bitter

-So it's not smart to walk outside

-Therefore she hasn't used the walker

-Does not use the walker in the house

-That's why it's directly behind her

-ESSITED!!!!

-Showed she can lose weight with little to no effort

-First gool is 50

-CLOSER TO THE GOOL EVERY WEEK!!!!

-So she tells herself- keep loseeng Amy keep loseeng!!!!!

-Exciting

-Bummer because her dietician is on "vacation"

-Possibly in Belize

-Knows she will be excited

-SHE DID THE STEPS!!!!

-And binifitted

-HAHA HAHA HAH

-Um

-Seen you comment about the reechains

-SHE IS NOT FORCING YOU TO BUY THE REECHAINS!!!!

-She loves the reechains

-Loves making the reechains

-And then making you look at them

-IS NOT PRESSURING YOU TO BUY HER REECHAINS!!!!

-Appsolutely not

-Revised her prices

-Because shipping was $4 for one reechain

-So she added $2 to the shippeeng

-So now it's like $900

-BUT THEY'RE PERSONALIZED!!!!

-So you can put on a word

-And Amy will add the word

-Dekells

-THEY DO AMAZEENG ON THE WINDOWS

-They come with instructions

-WILL NOT DESTROY YOUR WINDOWS!!!!

-Wants to put that out there

-Reechains

-INNYWAYS

-HOPE YOU ARE HAVING AN AMAZEENG WEEK!!!!
 
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All of that could have been said in 3 minutes; she really wasn't saying much. I'm a tad disappointed she didn't tackle the questions she asked viewers for - is she waiting for more softball stuff?
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Lol she didn’t do a lick of research into the costs of her keychain empire. Of course Amy was charging $2 for shipping that costs $4 (no mention of packaging or shipping materials). Also, it’s still hilarious to me that her side gig is keychains (and now car decals).
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The worst part is shes been thru this before when she did her ridiculously over priced tumblers and tacky tshirts. She promised everyone free shipping then came back two days later all ‘did you know it’s expensive to ship stuff?!? Durhurrr. All the ppl I promised free shipping to wont mind paying $10-$15 for shipping cause my dumb ass cant do research into my own business costs before making promises.” I still wonder why that vinyl nut business didn’t take off....
 
I wonder how many of those tumblers she still has, hoping to sell them? Or how she thought she could get $35-40 for something that sells in most stores (with all the words spelled correctly) for $8-12.

Gawdamit said:
What decal does she have on her crapmobile? The one on the back window advertising her channel is gone
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Probably advertising her "craft and creations" Instagram page. "Home of the $5 Reeeeeechain!"
 
How does it cost four American dollars to send a two ounce keychain? Is she shipping it to fucking Mars? Her shock and dismay that shipping cost that much suggests she's sold exactly one reechain. One.

If Vlogmosque was any indication, Augmosque is going to be the most tedious yet hilarious hellride of the year.
 
I was wondering about those postal rates too. You can shove a lot of keychains in small priority mail box for $7.95 so there is no way that regular mail should cost $4. Wrap it up and stick it in an envelope with two first class stamps.
 
Sometimes I think she does this shit on purpose....
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