🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Gustav Schuchardt said:
Godwinson made it clear he wouldn't have asked a real Matthew Vickers the questions he asked him while Ralph is quite OK with saying 'lol I'm fucking your daughter'.
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Oh man, Godwinson is such an upstanding guy, he would never ask the real Matthew Vickers those questions, but he'll go to great lengths to get someone to impersonate him and even make sure to muddy the water when Vickers tweets that it isn't him. I'm sure Matthew Vickers would thank godwinson for his outstanding character in this one.
 
Lemmingwise said:
Oh man, Godwinson is such an upstanding guy, he would never ask the real Matthew Vickers those questions, but he'll go to great lengths to get someone to impersonate him and even make sure to muddy the water when Vickers tweets that it isn't him. I'm sure Matthew Vickers would thank godwinson for his outstanding character in this one.
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You really should lighten up, faggot
 
Lemmingwise said:
Oh man, Godwinson is such an upstanding guy, he would never ask the real Matthew Vickers those questions, but he'll go to great lengths to get someone to impersonate him and even make sure to muddy the water when Vickers tweets that it isn't him. I'm sure Matthew Vickers would thank godwinson for his outstanding character in this one.
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Matthew Vickers took down all his social media accounts he is doing what any normal person in his situation would do; shield his family from further embarrassment. What people like PPP, Godwinson and the rest of us are doing is essentially having a laugh trying to expedite the situation to the conclusion of this kid going back home.
 
Disheveled Human said:
Matthew Vickers took down all his social media accounts he is doing what any normal person in his situation would do; shield his family from further embarrassment. What people like PPP, Godwinson and the rest of us are doing is essentially trying to expedite the situation to the conclusion of this kid going back home.
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"we should be the internet heroes"

Lmao. PPP and Godwinson don't care any more about the kid than you or I do.
 
Disheveled Human said:
What people like PPP, Godwinson and the rest of us are doing is essentially trying to expedite the situation to the conclusion of this kid going back home.
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That's really fucking gay and you're missing the point of a lolcow thread. Don't get personally invested in the relationship dynamic between a deviantart meth head and her fat pill popping nazi dad. Take a step back and watch the funny happen from a distance.
 
Cardenio said:
How do we know that Ralph flagged it as opposed to the many people who would want to fuck with Godwinson just for the sake of trolling and the further inflaming of IBS?
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I want to believe, I've faith in Esoteric PPPism and its teachings, when in doubt you should remind yourself to trust the plan.
 
Wasn't this retard complaining about people insinuating ralph is a pedo, and also saying he never called Matt a pedo ??
https://twitter.com/cenkpesos/status/1289226482930327553
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So, how long do we think this relationship is going to last. My guess is no longer then 6 weeks until we reach the breaking point and get showered by the rains of kino and nectar.
 
Lemmingwise said:
Oh man, Godwinson is such an upstanding guy, he would never ask the real Matthew Vickers those questions, but he'll go to great lengths to get someone to impersonate him and even make sure to muddy the water when Vickers tweets that it isn't him. I'm sure Matthew Vickers would thank godwinson for his outstanding character in this one.
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its still way better than ralph actually going to the guy and saying "lol im fucking your daughter you hit her"

ThinkThankThunk said:
That's really fucking gay and you're missing the point of a lolcow thread. Don't get personally invested in the relationship dynamic between a deviantart meth head and her fat pill popping nazi dad. Take a step back and watch the funny happen from a distance.
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why? if ralphs dumb enough to involve all of us i say its perfectly fair and humorous to fuck with him about his formerly personal life. its not like people can just choose to step back when ralph considers us involved for even posting here itt at all or saying anything about him
 
King Nigger The 3rd said:
So, how long do we think this relationship is going to last. My guess is no longer then 6 weeks until we reach the breaking point and get showered by the rains of kino and nectar.
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My guess is September. I really hope she is going to try and inch her way onto the show. First the poster, then by other means. The gunt guard will get tired of it and Ralph will be caught between the child bride and the pay piggies. That is a dilemma I want to see Ralph in.
 
Carrion said:
Wasn't this retard complaining about people insinuating ralph is a pedo, and also saying he never called Matt a pedo ??
https://twitter.com/cenkpesos/status/1289226482930327553
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Everyone else has strict rules, things that if broken can be talked about and milked for money by ER and co daily for years, if you make even one momentary lapse against your stated principles.
Their crew can do anything they want to with no repercussions - especially if it's hypocritical.
To quote ER their motto seems to be, "Who cares? I don't give a fuck".
 
Garth said:
My guess is September. I really hope she is going to try and inch her way onto the show. First the poster, then by other means. The gunt guard will get tired of it and Ralph will be caught between the child bride and the pay piggies. That is a dilemma I want to see Ralph in.
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Yeah its pretty obvious this broad likes the spotlight should put Ralph in more uncomfortable situations like him presenting her artwork to his fanbase should be pretty entertaining unless he puts her on a leash.
 
Disheveled Human said:
Matthew Vickers took down all his social media accounts he is doing what any normal person in his situation would do; shield his family from further embarrassment. What people like PPP, Godwinson and the rest of us are doing is essentially having a laugh trying to expedite the situation to the conclusion of this kid going back home.
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It's also worth pointing out that Ethan Ralph lost weight in prison. Now I think we can all agree we want to abolish the gunt but that is not the same as abolishing Ethan Ralph. Another, longer spell in prison for Ethan Ralph would abolish the gunt and liberate Ralph, its first victim, from its malign influence. Both Faith and Ethan need Freedom From The Gunt. It would be trivial to work out the required sentence from his current weight, his ideal weight, and how much weight he lost in prison. Also, a quick look at sentencing history in his home state would tell you what crime he needs to be convicted of.
 
Disheveled Human said:
Matthew Vickers took down all his social media accounts he is doing what any normal person in his situation would do; shield his family from further embarrassment. What people like PPP, Godwinson and the rest of us are doing is essentially having a laugh trying to expedite the situation to the conclusion of this kid going back home.
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You are correct on both counts. Vickers deleted his social media because he's not an idiot. PPP and Godwinson are laughing at the dumb situation. I just don't understand how this is breaking news or important in anyway. What the fuck are you doing here if you're not here to laugh?
 
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