🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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It really is funny when you think about how similar Ralph is to Dick.

Besides the a/v setup they both have cohosts that work the tech and provide generally milquetoast, lukewarm takes (at least Sean gets paid), Ralph's focus on Matt is not unlike Dick and Maddox, Bouldergate is Ralph's Lolsuit, they both seem to think alcoholism is something to be celebrated, they're both based centrists, etc etc.

The main difference is that Dick has a sense of comedic timing, and regardless of how you feel about him he's definitely a character.
I honestly can't fathom tuning into the Killstream for Ralph's magnanimous personality.
 
Lemmingwise said:
Maybe it's just that Ralph has a more noteworthy personality or that he doesn't simp for women. It's just more entertaining to hear him explain where the ralph retort comes from to a completely disgusted average woman, than it is to hear Zidane try and suck up to one.
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Yeah, Zidan would simp for someone like Nora, but he was the one who went hardest on the female guests. Ralph would be the southern gentleman, Gator would simp, and Zidan would call them a dumb thot unless it was a girl he respected like Nora or that one girl who had all the problems with Kenny. For example, listen to the streams with Venti and her ex. Zidan was bringing up the cat poop all the time, not taking her side.
 
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I thought of my favorite way to end the "Impersonators" arc of PPP/Godwinson.

Get an Ethan Ralph impersonator and do a tell-all stream where he admits to his crimes. Make it as heinous as possible. For the name, either use Ralph's normal name but change the middle name, use a name that rhymes, or one that just sounds close. That should bypass the "cyber bullying" policy.

Do this during the normally scheduled Killstream, and watch Ralph get btfo'd in the live viewer count.

They've been able to find good impersonators, so if anyone can pull this off, it's them.
 
Lemmingwise said:
Maybe it's just that Ralph has a more noteworthy personality or that he doesn't simp for women
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Ralph does nothing but simp for women, he had a literal jewess on and kicked people off for being "disrespectful" Ive never seen him have a female guest he didnt hit on or suck up to

Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis said:
I thought of my favorite way to end the "Impersonators" arc of PPP/Godwinson.

Get an Ethan Ralph impersonator and do a tell-all stream where he admits to his crimes. Make it as heinous as possible. For the name, either use Ralph's normal name but change the middle name, use a name that rhymes, or one that just sounds close. That should bypass the "cyber bullying" policy.

Do this during the normally scheduled Killstream, and watch Ralph get btfo'd in the live viewer count.

They've been able to find good impersonators, so if anyone can pull this off, it's them.
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needs someone really good at ralph impersonations and who can hide their identity extremely well since it would be prime material for ethan to try and edit and say "this guy said this about himself, wow"
 
Null said:
ralph is uniting all the a-logs into temporary harmony, this is truly a beautiful occasion
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It is now my deepest and most heartfelt dream for Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto to make his triumphant return and make a video where he sits there in a top hat and talks about how he's disgusted by Ralph.
 
Lore Master said:
So hold on.... Is Dame and Memology two different people then? Someone was giving me shit about that earlier when I said they were two different people. I know that Memology is from Honduras because he has stated as such.
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lol they're two different people, whoever is telling you they're not is fucking with you. Memology came onto the podcast once and he doesn't sound like Dame.
 
Perspicacity said:
I was more referring to this conversation but whatever. Times are good now and everything is right with the world.

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I was pretty sure Josh would end up siding with PPP and Godwinson over Ralph and Dick

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-dick-masterson-simp-conspiracy.69432/post-6452095

The reason is that PPP and Godwinson are funny and seem to be even somewhat moral and Ralph and Dick are cunts who'll do and say anything for money and pussy and then brag about that money and pussy. E.g. look at the way Godwinson made it clear he wouldn't have asked a real Matthew Vickers the questions he asked him while Ralph is quite OK with saying 'lol I'm fucking your daughter'.

That's the real spirit of Kiwi Farms right there. A strong sense of right and wrong. Also congratulations on getting to page 1488. No more brother wars but one more daughter war. Let's hope the meth toothed, developmentally challenged smile of Helen of Soy is the face that launches a thousand lawsuits.

Mr. Manchester said:
It is now my deepest and most heartfelt dream for Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto to make his triumphant return and make a video where he sits there in a top hat and talks about how he's disgusted by Ralph.
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PPP and Godwinson getting him to see if they can red-pill him on the GQ (Gunt Question) would be Kino.
 
Lore Master said:
So hold on.... Is Dame and Memology two different people then? Someone was giving me shit about that earlier when I said they were two different people. I know that Memology is from Honduras because he has stated as such.
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Dame has the english skills of a third grader it's obvious the 2 are only linked by the fact they are beaners.
 
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I know I'm still dwelling on this a few hours after it's been relevant but still I've never seen the emotion "sheepish humiliation" captured in one facial expression and hesitant "...okay," so well before. The entire Ralph-chan clip is such a masterwork of comedy. Really hope Child Bride makes him print and hang up more drawings in the remaining 2 months of their relationship. Thank you Killstream Kam, without the camera none of this would be possible.
 
gran_autismo said:
lol they're two different people, whoever is telling you they're not is fucking with you. Memology came onto the podcast once and he doesn't sound like Dame.
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Disheveled Human said:
Dame has the english skills of a third grader it's obvious the 2 are only linked by the fact they are beaners.
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Thanks for the info guys. So my title of Lore Master is no longer tarnished. I was right lol.
 
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I know I'm still dwelling on this a few hours after it's been relevant but still I've never seen the emotion "sheepish humiliation" captured in one facial expression and hesitant "...okay," so well before. The entire Ralph-chan clip is such a masterwork of comedy. Really hope Child Bride makes him print and hang up more drawings in the remaining 2 months of their relationship. Thank you Killstream Kam, without the camera none of this would be possible.
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dont worry. this wont get old for a while. especially if she make more ralph-chans
 
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I know I'm still dwelling on this a few hours after it's been relevant but still I've never seen the emotion "sheepish humiliation" captured in one facial expression and hesitant "...okay," so well before. The entire Ralph-chan clip is such a masterwork of comedy. Really hope Child Bride makes him print and hang up more drawings in the remaining 2 months of their relationship. Thank you Killstream Kam, without the camera none of this would be possible.
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Few things I thought when I saw this face
1. The cam is why things like this are going to keep happening to him. You made your girl a part of your show. She used to do videos. She's not going to just want to sit and laugh at you. She's going to want to join in the show or get attention somehow when she has to sit and watch every day
2. If you didn't say anything about the relationship, this would never have happened
3. This is the kind of thing high school and middle school couples do. Drawing a pic during class and giving it to your boy or girl. Deep down, I think he knows this.
 
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