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but The QUIDDICH LEAGUES!
it was actually starting to get televised on like the ocho
Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024
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but The QUIDDICH LEAGUES!
it was actually starting to get televised on like the ocho
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In 20 years no one will remember the controversy, but if someone brings it up it will be dismissed as 'infidel shenanigans'.
Uh oh. I have now earned another 'Islamic Content' tag.
Right wing hate or the virtual paparazzi?
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Jesus Christ. Six whole tweets to be sanctimonious about reading a recipe and chopping vegetables, throwing Kraft Mac n Cheese in the microwave for the autistic kid, plugging in a phone to charge it, and taking a walk around the block.
I guess when you're used to doing nothing but sitting on dildos, simple tasks seem like huge obstacles. Heather and the children seem like real time burglars. I can't wait for when the kids start school so Zach can tell us about how he's too good for that plebeian fractions math and don't these kids know he has better things to do than be a parent!
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I love how Zach is out here basically screaming into the void that he does so much, he's sacrificing so much, but this is all... fairly normal stuff for someone to do for their partners even outside of a medical crisis? Doing things together like taking walks, looking up recipes they'll like and cooking for them, keeping track of the family bills? This is honestly small potatoes. It's nothing compared to what many (if not most) people do for their partners. Crying about how it's so hard for you to do these small things for your wife and you're not getting the recognition you feel you deserve for it on the internet is repulsive and disgusting.
And when you spend every spare second tweeting about how horrible a children's book author is for not agreeing with you politically, it really makes it abundantly clear that this stuff - the bare minimum, the small potatoes - is all you do for your wife.
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Even if he wasn't doing basic, expected stuff, even if supporting your wife and kids through a medical crisis wasn't what anyone would be expected to do, Zach owes her after she worked 14 hour days to support his unemployed ass during the Penny saga.
Also of course a 4th grade teacher is "twee". Why does Zach get so offended when his kid's school tries to communicate with him?
Any response that isn't praise for what a fantastic job he's doing just freaks Zach out.
Also of course a 4th grade teacher is "twee". Why does Zach get so offended when his kid's school tries to communicate with him?
Any response that isn't praise for what a fantastic job he's doing just freaks Zach out.
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"Fite me, faggot" says Zack, hoping to score free dental work by getting his rotting teeth knocked out.
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Now try doing it while working a job Zach.
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And also while taking care of aging parents. Lots of women (and men, too) do far, far more than this every single day. He thinks this is impressive because he is used to doing zero amounts of work. He's like a kid talking about how hard he has it because his mom makes him do chores around the house.
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Not only is he acting like the basic responsibilities of life are somehow impossibly difficult, he doesn’t seem to realise that this is the stuff that Heather used to do all the time. He’s highlighting how shitty he was to his wife until circumstances forced him to get off his prolapsed ass.
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I remember going to job fairs and doing work study in college. The college that he loves tweeting about could probably help find a job for our sexy biostatistics vixen.
Especially since he's never really worked, he should start now so after graduation when he's looking for biostatistics jobs and internships he won't have a blank void on his CV.
Oh who am I kidding, after this it's back to work for Heather and grad school for Zach.
Especially since he's never really worked, he should start now so after graduation when he's looking for biostatistics jobs and internships he won't have a blank void on his CV.
Oh who am I kidding, after this it's back to work for Heather and grad school for Zach.
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Zach worried about hazing
Microwaves metal, and not understanding that it's common courtesy not to microwave fish in communal eating areas.
Zach, we've seen you, you have not lost 20 lbs.
Microwaves metal, and not understanding that it's common courtesy not to microwave fish in communal eating areas.
Zach, we've seen you, you have not lost 20 lbs.
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The hazing stuff is for fraternities/sororities -- so Zach has nothing to worry about. Nobody is going to accept him into a sorority, unless they've got a loser sorority where the outcasts join (some schools do -- so I guess he could get lucky). Branding is done in at least one historically black fraternity that I know of. So, he might want to back off of that one.
And why am I not surprised that Zach is incapable of understanding how to use a microwave? I can understand that Zach might not get the fish rule since I'm sure he isn't fazed by gross overpowering smells. We've all seen the state of his nasty bathroom. Thank God none of us can actually smell his house from photos. But, if you're too retarded to use a microwave oven safely, maybe college isn't the place for you. He'd rather risk starting a fire than transferring the food to a microwave safe bowl -- probably because he is too lazy to wash another dish.
If he's lost 20, he must have packed 40 on recently that we don't know about.
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God what a stupid motherfucker. Yes some metal is microwave-safe. Not all is, though. This dumb cunt just randomly shoved something in and prayed it wouldn't destroy the microwave. And I can understand this disgusting piece of garbage would have no problem flooding his co-workers with fish smell that can linger for days, after all, he certainly walks around stinking of shit wherever he goes.
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I'm impressed at this fucker being so useless that doing the simplest of tasks makes him feel like Cinderella.
"I had to be ONE HOUR AT THE PHONE, ONE HOUR!".
Is he trying to play the exhausted, overwhelmed housewife role now? Because that died away pretty back in the 50s. Most women nowadays not only do all house chores AND have a job, but even have free time to spend it with friends and family.
Sure, if you want to be the type of "housewife" that spends every night dilating your asshole and film it for all the internet to see, it's gonna be a bit complicated...
"I had to be ONE HOUR AT THE PHONE, ONE HOUR!".
Is he trying to play the exhausted, overwhelmed housewife role now? Because that died away pretty back in the 50s. Most women nowadays not only do all house chores AND have a job, but even have free time to spend it with friends and family.
Sure, if you want to be the type of "housewife" that spends every night dilating your asshole and film it for all the internet to see, it's gonna be a bit complicated...
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Don't microwave fish is basic politeness 101. Zach shows his textbook narcissism again by being baffled about showing consideration for others.
Frats should haze their new recruits by making them watch Zach's videos
This video could possibly be Heather's future. It's long, but interesting and informative. Living with a porn-obssessed, workshy narcissist like good ole Zacky-boi sounds hellish.
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Frats should haze their new recruits by making them watch Zach's videos
This video could possibly be Heather's future. It's long, but interesting and informative. Living with a porn-obssessed, workshy narcissist like good ole Zacky-boi sounds hellish.
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Heather update from yesterday.
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theres an even better option. Beauty pageant contestants have fake teeth called "flippers" you can wear over your teeth if there is something wrong with them. they cost like 20$.
even if he couldn't buy a flipper for some reason, most people put up with some kind of assholish behavior as a part of their work. People making mean comments about his teeth isn't a reason to remain unemployed.