As autistic as this probably sounds, I always thought it'd be kind of cool if the more musically-inclined Kiwis did a "Kiwi Farms: The Musical" sort of like how 4chan has "/v/ The Musical" with all sorts of song parodies. They're spergy as fuck, but I'll admit I think they're fun.
Over in the shitposting sub-forum, I even wrote one called "The Spergs of A&N", a parody of the old Scots-Irish tune
The Ducks of Magheralin
Premise is basically
@ConfederateIrishman calling out all the autism and bullshit on A&N and Happenings
It was just a year ago today, I saw ol' @CatParty
She decked me out in ribbons and the colors they were green
She decked me out in medals and they were made of tin
Said she "Godspeed, you brave Kiwi. You're the Sane Man of A&N"
CHORUS
Oh it is a grand old madhouse in the grand old bedlam style
A detriment to Kiwi Farms, Null wanted gone a while
It has the biggest bait threads for the /pol/ tards to sperg in
And if you see a cringelord faggot, they regularly post in A&N
Oh you've heard of @DumbDude42 who lived up to the part
He preached Judeo-Christian morals, but denied the first part
He called everyone degenerate, but they would not repent
And he is another dumb sperg who posts on A&N
(Chorus)
You've heard of @Ashy the Angel the commie furry of the wild
And how she endorsed Bernie with one joyous smile
She looked forward to the primaries but the Dems picked Biden
And she never made another post on Deep Thoughts or A&N
(Chorus)
You've heard of @Syaoran Li that Card Captor libtard boy
With a "big-brained" centrist take on things and cringe white pilled joy
He made bold predictions that the good times would begin
But he's just a dumb bloomer who posts on A&N
(Chorus)
You've heard of @Secret Asshole the great Italian mod
And how he was really on point and hand-picked for his job
You've heard of @Webby's Boyfriend who always wore a grin
Because a little cartoon duckling was his only girlfriend
(Chorus)
And yes, I proudly accept and deserve all the "Autistic" ratings this god-awful post has earned