🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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tbh Lowtax has always been thin-skinned and has never had any tolerance to people laughing at him. He used to respond by banning people and when he can't ban people (either because he doesn't control the platform they're mocking him on or because the people mocking him have the support of the leftist mob) he runs away.

Not even joking, the first time I got banned from SA was on some random movie thread where lowtax posted "this movie sucks, this movie is better" and my reply was "that movie sucked so hard I fainted from blood loss". He is as thin skinned as he is demented that guy.
 
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As it sounds like his parents have their shit together way more, it's possible they're advocating him to dump the LLC as a preamble to declaring bankruptcy.

I wish I could completely enjoy this trashpail's descent into sudden financial death, but it also means he's going to be totally deadbeat on those children.
 
About Jim (metokur) and something awful.

Jim most likely got in on the ground floor of SA and was a old school goon.

Its clear he then went on to image board like the Chans who were also founded by a former goon. Hell the last few years we ve seen Jim is a weeb.

He mentioned doing a stream with lowtax about shmorky but that never came to.

Jim would never fit into the new culture at Somethingawful and I agree it was most.

As for dick it would be great if he lined up bogan to call in while rich was on. Oh god that would be great.

The mods wanting to get the LLC? I doubt that will happen, also I forsee a gaint "shoa" on talking about richard in the future and the mods response to this.

unless the mods can move SA to modern forum software and really cut down on the "over head" I dont see it working.

For example would they keep the 10 dollar charge? would they get rid of Ads? what happened when a bunch of volunteers E cred power hungry neets realize there is hard money on the table. Will they all turn into KM?

The only way forward for the mods like I said would be into transfer all the account logins/emails to modern forum software and just shut down the live forums. ooh wait that would murder peoples post history the fucking thing they are addicted to.
 
He owes over $100,000 in state taxes, and God knows how much more in federal taxes and medical debt.

I expect that the true state of his finances is intentionally opaque due to him not wanting the women in his life to know how much money there is or where it's going.

Lowtax is such a monumental failure in so many hilarious. He's an absolutely pathetic human who sort of bumbled onto success during a sliver of time he had any ambition. I wouldn't be so a-loggy on a cow except Lowtax treats people like such crap while not having a single fucking meritorious thing to say about him.

You want to know who Lowtax is?

Fucking Fifi from Lexx.

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Or god... a little later at this moment, "I can't sleep."

 
About Jim (metokur) and something awful.

Jim most likely got in on the ground floor of SA and was a old school goon.

Its clear he then went on to image board like the Chans who were also founded by a former goon. Hell the last few years we ve seen Jim is a weeb.

He mentioned doing a stream with lowtax about shmorky but that never came to.

Jim would never fit into the new culture at Somethingawful and I agree it was most.

As for dick it would be great if he lined up bogan to call in while rich was on. Oh god that would be great.

The mods wanting to get the LLC? I doubt that will happen, also I forsee a gaint "shoa" on talking about richard in the future and the mods response to this.

unless the mods can move SA to modern forum software and really cut down on the "over head" I dont see it working.

For example would they keep the 10 dollar charge? would they get rid of Ads? what happened when a bunch of volunteers E cred power hungry neets realize there is hard money on the table. Will they all turn into KM?

The only way forward for the mods like I said would be into transfer all the account logins/emails to modern forum software and just shut down the live forums. ooh wait that would murder peoples post history the fucking thing they are addicted to.
Mister Metokur wasn't a goon, he was a member of Metokur Forums and a close friend of the founder (Habermann) until he trooned out, thus his name after he dropped his New Atheist persona (Jim81Jim) and his Anti-SJW persona (Internet Aristocrat).
 
I've heard Metokur was a goon as well, and was friends with Hbomberguy way back in the day. Lord knows where I heard it, though, so take this with a grain of salt.

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Mister Metokur wasn't a goon, he was a member of Metokur Forums and a close friend of the founder (Habermann) until he trooned out, thus his name after he dropped his New Atheist persona (Jim81Jim) and his Anti-SJW persona (Internet Aristocrat).

Actually I think this is 100% right, I was mistaken about SA. Metokur and Hbomberguy were friendly on Metokur.org. I'm dumb.
 
Mister Metokur wasn't a goon, he was a member of Metokur Forums and a close friend of the founder (Habermann) until he trooned out, thus his name after he dropped his New Atheist persona (Jim81Jim) and his Anti-SJW persona (Internet Aristocrat).
Metokur was just a poor man's SA anyway. The only thing i really remember was FilmsforFustilarians (Great Value© Retsupurae) and the inevitable spinoff into the busystreet.
 
dude he said on a stream once he was on somethingawful
No doubt to me personally that Metokur used to be a goon, and was probably one of the first people on 4chan. He's 38 right now, he would have been in his early 20s during the peak of SA. Would fit with how much he talks about the old days of the internet, the "wild west" days
 
I've heard Metokur was a goon as well, and was friends with Hbomberguy way back in the day. Lord knows where I heard it, though, so take this with a grain of salt.

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Actually I think this is 100% right, I was mistaken about SA. Metokur and Hbomberguy were friendly on Metokur.org. I'm dumb.
The guy is old internet and has lots of random accounts. The idea of him having a SA account is neither farfetched or really important. They could easily just know eachother by reputation alone as well.
 
Would fit with how much he talks about the old days of the internet, the "wild west" days
E-boomer, let me tell you that's an extremely gay way to put it.
dude he said on a stream once he was on somethingawful
My fault, I don't spend enough money in superchats to know that.
Ha ha ha ha, this is pathetic. Modern journalism is a joke, and its standards are still too high to take this seriously as a story.

I'll bet they mentioned Gamergate in the messages.
Perhaps if he's insistent enough, Rashaverak will be, eventually, taken seriously by some journo, especially, like you said, if he mentions stuff like Gamergate or any other 9/11s of the internet.
 
This is literally the funniest SA has been in at least 10 years. I've lurked KF for years but decided to finally reg just to say that.

Always knew Lowtax was a piece of shit and I genuinely feel bad for the lives he has ruined (his exes and his kids, I don't give a fuck about troons and commie larpers that live in predominately white gated communities).
 
Mister Metokur wasn't a goon, he was a member of Metokur Forums and a close friend of the founder (Habermann) until he trooned out, thus his name after he dropped his New Atheist persona (Jim81Jim) and his Anti-SJW persona (Internet Aristocrat).
It's very likely Metokur was a goon. SA was massively influential back in the day and a lot of places like 4chan (directly) and ED (indirectly) spun off from the hyper-ironic shitposting culture that SA was ground-zero for. SA prior to 2008 or so was the vanguard of internet high culture to put it in the gayest way possible.
 
One goon recently announced he's winding up with Fuck You money, though his plan for spending it has nothing to do with Something Awful.

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Unless Lowtax's house can be cheaply snatched up and converted into a nigger hive.
I know I'm hideously late for this but do these exceptional individuals realise using their wealth privilege to spite the white devils and elevate illegals makes people more likely to go right wing?

I do hope he's taking the piss. That's some downright sociopathic behaviour.
 
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