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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Aaway said:
jack's pretty active in FB this morning

"thank you for doing my laundry and preparing snacks for me"

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"my job"

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LOL

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What's with his obsession with food? No joke, it actually kind of disturbs me. Even though there are many people who are heavier than him, few have the single-minded focus on food that Jack does. Not just any food either, mostly just meat. I get that meat is fairly easy to cook and can absolutely amazing if it's done right, but Jack can't even do that! It almost reminds me of that guy who escaped NK's Camp 14 who says that he sees freedom whenever he sees a roast chicken. Does anybody know if Jack was starved as a child or anything? Not "he was a little hungry as a kid" starved, "he nearly died" starved.
 
Aaway said:
jack's pretty active in FB this morning

"thank you for doing my laundry and preparing snacks for me"

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I wonder if Tammy ever goes out in that hat while Jack wears this one
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The Cum Consumer said:
What's with his obsession with food? No joke, it actually kind of disturbs me. Even though there are many people who are heavier than him, few have the single-minded focus on food that Jack does. Not just any food either, mostly just meat. I get that meat is fairly easy to cook and can absolutely amazing if it's done right, but Jack can't even do that! It almost reminds me of that guy who escaped NK's Camp 14 who says that he sees freedom whenever he sees a roast chicken. Does anybody know if Jack was starved as a child or anything? Not "he was a little hungry as a kid" starved, "he nearly died" starved.
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food is pretty much the only thing jack lives for. i think he's even said he'd rather die than stop eating meat. like you mentioned, there are tons of people who are overweight/obese who eat far more than they should but i've never seen someone's life revolve around food like jack's does. the fact that his PC background is fucking wings and pizza says it all. nearly everything jack does in his daily life has to do with food in one way or another

he's said his family was poor growing up but based on his HS photo it doesn't look like jack was ever deprived of food
 
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Dave Meltzer said:
Brilliant you came up with the one way he might be willing to wear a mask during the covid pandemic. He could fill it with popcorn at the movies.
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someone needs bring this up to him on the next live stream

speaking of masks, jack is still obsessed
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Aaway said:
someone needs bring this up to him on the next live stream

speaking of masks, jack is still obsessed
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Someone this fat and disgusting, who repulses everyone who sees him when he goes out, should quit complaining about something absolutely innocuous and necessary.
 
I still can't believe how Jack literally wasted the opportunity his previous stroke gave him.

Yesterday I was watching a video that seemed to have been recorded in California where he talks about his stroke and how it was due to coffee, energy drinks and excess of work. He hadn't lost control of his arm. He was SO lucky. A lot of people aren't that lucky. He had a second chance! FOR WHAT?

He kept the same habits and had a worse stroke a few years later.... and he CONTINUES unchanged by all of that.

I literally do not comprehend this.
 
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