💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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Looking at the menu for pitchfork...and nothing really seems out of place price-wise, especially since their gimmick is based on the dough being fried instead of baked.

Jack definitely got the "How Much Smoke" pizza, with it's prime rib and BBQ sauce on the first pizza, but im not sure what the second pizza is. $18 for a pizza with prime rib isn't out of the question.
 
RodDangerous said:
Father’s Day dinner was, of course, delivered. I guess Junior couldn’t be arsed to hand-deliver a burrito to the wendigo. Jack bitches about portions and sizes.

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It's hard to please customers.

Where I live, the upscale pizzerias started to deliver uncut pizzas, as cutting make them colder quicker and also can cause the toppings to slide. Some people complained about having to cut them. Then there are jackasses like this who complain no matter what. I honestly feel like Jack LIKES TO complain just for the fun of it. Given the quality of the "food" he prepares, he doesn't have the right to be so picky.
 
RodDangerous said:
Father’s Day dinner was, of course, delivered. I guess Junior couldn’t be arsed to hand-deliver a burrito to the wendigo. Jack bitches about portions and sizes.

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I mean, at least the family was spared a bout of salmonella? Most normal families would cook a nice meal at home, preferably the father's favorite so I guess pizza and bitching about the price are Jack's favorite dish. Checks out.
 
Oh man, ‘pizza cutting problem’? I think that comment in itself shows Jack’s twisted mind. What do you do when you get a pizza slice that was cut a little thin and you are still hungry? Grab another. Interesting he doesn’t mention a slice being too big. Only small and ‘proper’. If some are too thin one would imagine some are too big.

I usually try not to read too much into this sort of thing but to me it sounds a lot like either Big T or little j got a larger portion at some point and Jack drew the short straw. The wendigo needs more.
 
JimmyNeutronWasATerrorist said:
There are a few things to unpack in Jack's review here:

1. He's bitching about "slender" chicken wings. I do not know what he's talking about. Those wings look normal to me and I'm sure they'd taste alright.

2. He talks about the place having a pizza cutting problem. Just cut it yourself if you have a problem with how they cut it, fatass. You could even have Junior do it if you're too lazy to do it yourself.

3. The slices at Pitchfork Pizza are "one bite" according to Jack. Anything is probably going to be "one bite" if you have a huge fucking greasy maw instead of a normal sized mouth like the rest of us do.

4. He says that there aren't enough toppings on the pizzas. There are certainly enough toppings even if they aren't distributed that great (but no one gives a shit about that, you'll get uneven toppings at almost any pizza place).
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Was just going to say that's par for the course with most hole-in-the-wall pizza joints. The one by my house is fantastic, but yeah, slices aren't always uniform, toppings not distributed evenly, etc. Jesus, it's like he expects his pizzas to be die stamped or something.
 
CatFace said:
Oh man, ‘pizza cutting problem’? I think that comment in itself shows Jack’s twisted mind. What do you do when you get a pizza slice that was cut a little thin and you are still hungry? Grab another. Interesting he doesn’t mention a slice being too big. Only small and ‘proper’. If some are too thin one would imagine some are too big.

I usually try not to read too much into this sort of thing but to me it sounds a lot like either Big T or little j got a larger portion at some point and Jack drew the short straw. The wendigo needs more.
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They don't even look unevenly sliced in the photos he posted. Every slice looks normal and proportioned to the other ones evenly. I don't see what he's referring too by the slices being too uneven.
 
jack's pretty active in FB this morning

"thank you for doing my laundry and preparing snacks for me"

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"my job"

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LOL

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LordofCringe7206 said:
They don't even look unevenly sliced in the photos he posted. Every slice looks normal and proportioned to the other ones evenly. I don't see what he's referring too by the slices being too uneven.
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The gluttonous moron doesn’t seem to even understand basic geometry, and the basis of his complaint all seems to boil down to him being upset that someone else in his family happened to receive a larger slice of pizza than himself. It’s not like he’s complaining about the cost of a single slice. No counter worker picked out the runt slice and charged him the same price they’d charge for their standard slice. Jack received two entire circular pizzas and is upset with how he was pressured into sharing them based on how they had been portioned.

Aaway said:
"thank you for doing my laundry and preparing snacks for me"
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Tammy might as well let Jack refer to her as mommy.
 
RodDangerous said:
Father’s Day dinner was, of course, delivered. I guess Junior couldn’t be arsed to hand-deliver a burrito to the wendigo. Jack bitches about portions and sizes.

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The wings look pretty good, and while I'm not the biggest fan of how the pizzas look, I imagine they'd be fine (I just prefer thin crust unless it's Detroit or Chicago Style). That Fat Jack had to say that a slice is only a bite, that's on him fucking shoving the whole thing down his throat as he rolls his eyes like a shark; a normal human would probably need at least 3-5 to get to the crust, since while those seem to be small pizzas, they're still several inches across and they aren't fucking gluttons.
 
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