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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I feel that if Jr. was to wise up and cut off all ties with his father, Jack probably wouldn't feel a hint of remorse. Every interactions I've seen between Sr. and Jr. has given the impression that they are distant with each other; every time Sr. has had his son on the show it is very forced, fake, and awkward. Jack never genuinely wants to cook with his son - he just uses him to remind his audience that he's not only Lazy Chef Extraordinaire, but a family man too!

He has learned absolutely nothing about his interactions with his previous son, and if he has, he's too lazy to actually do it with Jr. It's rather depressing, really.
 
I am all but certain that Junior resents Jack. If he’s not indignant toward him, he’s embarrassed by him. He’s certainly read the comments on the older videos and he’s likely been made aware of this thread—people talk; someone has come across it and mentioned it to him. He’s—what?—20 years old? He’s old enough and mature enough to now realize his father is a slobbering boob.

Anyone remember his livestream rap from January of this year?
Why you ’bout the fitness / The burger and the fries / If I didn’t work out then I’d get another size / I would get diabetes and eventually die…
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RodDangerous said:
Anyone remember his livestream rap from January of this year?
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Why you ’bout the fitness / The burger and the fries / If I didn’t work out then I’d get another size / I would get diabetes and eventually die…

Finishing the lyric...

My attitude the shit-test / Neighbor witmask on my hit list / Image theft ain’t lies / beautiful wet meat gives me the cries

White Christian rap, errrbody
 
rubytintedchix said:
Why you ’bout the fitness / The burger and the fries / If I didn’t work out then I’d get another size / I would get diabetes and eventually die…

Finishing the lyric...

My attitude the shit-test / Neighbor witmask on my hit list / Image theft ain’t lies / beautiful wet meat gives me the cries

White Christian rap, errrbody
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I can't ever think about 'Christian' and 'Jack' together without remembering the old chili contest he went salty over. Jack is a hilarious parody of a human being.
 
Hopefully we can get some more wholesome Jack on the Go in a wheelchair content
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Aaway said:
oh look, jack is again shaming people for being safe and wearing masks. let me guess, she doesn't suffer from allergies?

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The Cum Consumer said:
Masks aren't shown to actually prevent being infected with COVID-19. The reason they tell you to wear one is so that you don't infect other people in case you're asymptomatic. If Jack gets COVID-19, he's going to be a super-spreader.
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Shitting on a person that by wearing a mask, actively tries to not infect him with disease that might kill him.

Stay classy, Jack.
 
the thought of another stroke makes jack laugh because he knows that no stroke can kill him

but is he daring covid to infect him? i don't think he's that dumb to think he can "own the haters" by beating covid, because he'd 100% be a dead man if he was to get infected
 
Aaway said:
the thought of another stroke makes jack laugh because he knows that no stroke can kill him

but is he daring covid to infect him? i don't think he's that dumb to think he can "own the haters" by beating covid, because he'd 100% be a dead man if he was to get infected
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Eh, prognosis isn't as bad as people make it out to be. Jack is at-risk, but he would probably survive.
 
Jaded Optimist said:
Maybe he will refuse to wear a mask in the hospital and catch covid.
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I'm losing hope that he ever will catch it. As much posturing as he does about the uselessness of masks, he's still too much of a pussy/too lazy to go outside beyond the occasional trip out to stuf a whole rack of dry-ass ribs & burger slop into his greasy facehole.

But patience, as they say, is a virtue.
The Cum Consumer said:
Masks aren't shown to actually prevent being infected with COVID-19. The reason they tell you to wear one is so that you don't infect other people in case you're asymptomatic. If Jack gets COVID-19, he's going to be a super-spreader.
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Speak for yourself, I have a respirator with particle filters. No one's infecting OR getting infected by me.

I'd like to think the coof would do him in almost immediately, but with our luck he probably would be an asymptomatic super-spreader. That said, even asymptomatic people have been having heart & lung problems, so Jack might be toast either way.

It's a little disheartening that even when he suffers the consequences of his actions (strokes, dead arm, alienated family, multiple foot surgeries), he never really suffers. He is going to be a spoiled boomer faggot until he drops dead, which may be sooner rather than later.
 

Looks like Jack's got a video up. This one's about how to smoke food indoors (using a plastic tub? Is that safe?). If you want to watch Jack try to open a cardboard box with his stroke hand, then this vid's for you.
 
Unenthused said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8FKagdGx3t4
Looks like Jack's got a video up. This one's about how to smoke food indoors (using a plastic tub? Is that safe?). If you want to watch Jack try to open a cardboard box with his stroke hand, then this vid's for you.
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This video is pretty funny. Tammy is clearly not home and he struggles and grunts with opening stuff.

"Make sure your flame is there. Always check, cus you know.. it's a safety precaution I teach on the show. Always make sure you got a flame. Last thing you want is gas building up. Sometimes the flame sounds like gas spewing out. So you don't want gas filling up your kitchen, your whole house blowing up." How much you want to bet that Jack almost blew up his house this way and he's projecting his idiocy onto us the viewer?
"Lamb can be treated like beef. You can have it rare, medium rare, medium, well-done, whatever you want, okay?" Cool thanks for going over all of the temperatures of meat.
 
Unenthused said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8FKagdGx3t4
Looks like Jack's got a video up. This one's about how to smoke food indoors (using a plastic tub? Is that safe?). If you want to watch Jack try to open a cardboard box with his stroke hand, then this vid's for you.
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Damn, Jack huffs, puffs, and labours his way through this one.

And that death grip the stroke paw possesses sure is something:

 
Decided to check out Jack's Bible channel, and wow , how little self-awareness can somebody have?
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Gluttony!

Why don't pastors speak on gluttony? What is the definition of gluttony?Is it a sin? Pastor Jim from Launchpoint church and Jack Scalfani discuss
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renetto said:
his arm has been getting progressively purple but it looks seriously bad in this one

it's purple, shiny, and bloated
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Amputation saga when?
 
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