💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Jack goes full racist in today's livestream. Stating that he doesn't know why people are tearing down confederate statues or renaming military bases from their previous confederate names. He equates removing Elmer Fudd's rifle is akin to erasing history of the holocaust.

Jack is upset that the PS5 livestream was delayed due to the upsurge of the BLM movement. Says that releasing the PS5 would make people happy...sure.

Jack calls Collin Kapernick "Collin Pumpernickle". Is it because he's mixed?

Jack has no knowledge of Jim Crowe laws, or what misogyny means.
 
Oh wow, I only skimmed the video and didn't even notice that he didn't fry the chicken himself but just bought it somewhere else. Didn't even use chicken he made earlier. So Jack just dumped some sauce on food that was already made for him. That's not home cooking Jack. I put some sauce on my instant noodles today, I guess I could make a video on that and call it a recipe.
He may one day do a Condiments with Jack episode that is just making a ramen seasoning packet to pour into some maruchan or nissin.
 
Jack has a "coming out" video... he's a Karen.

jack shames someone on FB who posted about a restaurant not following proper social distancing protocols and calls them a karen....mmmm not quite jack

jack says he's a karen sometimes. yeah, try all the time

jack says whenever he reviews a restaurant he needs to keep tammy around or else he'll criticize everything about the place

he brings up the picture he posted on FB of the guy mowing his lawn with a mask on and again attacks his followers for criticizing him. "i know he doesn't have allergies so he had to have been wearing one for protection....i have to come up with that logically."

"people are wearing masks like its a fashion statement now." nah, they're just trying to be safe, which is something you should probably do given that you'd be a dead man if you got infected

jack says its wrong for people to shame a mom and pop place for their employees not wearing masks because "they need mercy." well that sure doesn't stop you from always criticizing restaurants huh fatty?

jack says the lazy man's hot chicken video was a "great video." lol

jack the israel worshiping boomer likens the removal of confedarate statues to holocaust denial

"if we remove bad history, the next generation it'll happen again....i guarantee it" so because we remove statues, there will be another civil war? some stroke logic right there

jack keeps bringing up how elmer fudd won't have a gun anymore, as if elmer fudd is a part of our national history

"i'm all about leaving the statues/monuments alone." big shock

"are you gonna dig up pennsylvania and remove all the bullet casings." huh?

"if it represented bad....that's why its there, so we don't do it again." more stroke logic

"i'm italian....i'm even 10% black"

someone comments that he and jack are "virtual soul brothas" and jack gives him a fist bump

jack bitches about how movie theaters are closed

jack says he always thought the confederate flag was just the "south's flag" until recently

he again refers to kaepernick as "pumpernickel." i recall he's done that a few previous times

jack says kaepernick had "one good season where he was lucky" and compares him to ryan leaf. such an inaccurate comparison it hurts

jack doesn't know what misogynistic means

"they removed president trump from home alone 2...good thing i got it on DVD already." CBC (canada) removed the trump cameo when they aired it on TV recently. that's what jack is referring to. it was never removed from DVD copies

jack tells someone to hold onto their DVD copy of home alone 2 because trump is in it. "it'll be valuable." again, trump was not removed from DVD versions

jack starts seriously ranting about trump being removed from home alone 2. "who gives them permission to do that?! I want to know who's pulling the strings....well i think i know but that's political."

jack has no clue what jim crow is

someone asks jack if he knows about kay's cooking. "i don't watch youtube cooking shows....i did sirloin burgers once and five other shows did sirloin burgers." jack again trying to make it seem like he's the premier cooking show on youtube

someone comments about how jack made a video with his brother (i'm assuming a F as in Frank video) where he said history doesn't matter and how he shouldn't pretend to care that it matters now. jack the fat faggot has no response and immediately bans the person
 
jack tells someone to hold onto their DVD copy of home alone 2 because trump is in it. "it'll be valuable." again, trump was not removed from DVD versions

There’s so much stroke logic here. Even it is was removed and reissued, who the hell is going out to buy home alone 2 on dvd these days? Physical media is dying quickly as it is, so how many people are even buying any movies? How many people would prefer the Trump version and actually pay more for it, especially on an outdated and dead standard definition DVD format? Ultimately, the number of “old” copies with Trump on it would likely greatly outnumber the new pressing, and there would be essentially no demand for the older version from people willing to pay a premium.

Jack strikes me as one of those boomer idiots that tried to list their Disney VHS tapes on eBay for $1000 a pop and raged when it didn’t sell.
 
can jack ever take a picture without making some stupid face?

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Apparently spongebob squarepants is gay. I heard on a recent jack stream (think last week) that he is a fan of spongebob and iCarly (that's normal for a middle aged man). Can't wait for him to lose his shit at spongebob being gay 😂
 
He equates removing Elmer Fudd's rifle is akin to erasing history of the holocaust.
Complains about a cartoon. Jack could watch the original Looney Tunes freely online if he wish.
Jack has no knowledge of Jim Crowe laws, or what misogyny means.
To him, black people just "exist" to cause trouble. Women are meant to serve him. Hence Tammy.
 
Jack calls Collin Kapernick "Collin Pumpernickle". Is it because he's mixed?

I've actually heard other football fans call him that back when he was still playing. It was just a joke about his last name, nothing really race related. Jack of course had to steal it and claim it as his own.
 
Next Sunday is Father's Day, be sure to at least give your dad a call if you're lucky enough to still have him around. Also if you're lucky enough to be able to read Jack Scalfani's Facebook feed, please keep us all updated on any situations that may develop in the near future.
 
Can we have a poll on what other body part he's gonna lose to a stroke? Considering he hasn't changed his diet in the slightest it's bound to happen so it's not a question of when, just of what.
 
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