💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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JackDavis said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=52hA9AqiTXM
Holy motherfuck. Jack cannot communicate. The way he says so many words yet says nothing drives me insane. I couldn't get through this video, I'll probably revisit it later. I think this "recipe" is him going to Piggly Wiggly's, buying cooked fried chicken and pouring spiced oil over it.
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Jack fails to understand unbiased opinions and will likely fuck up his hot chicken wars

He mentions that he doesn't know when the hot chicken festival is because he does something else...so fuck em.

Jack fucks this recipe up by not frying up the chicken at home. Part of the batter is adding some vinegar-based hot sauce. He also fails to use hot oil, just using room temp shit. The reason you use warm cooking oil is so the brown sugar starts to caramelize as you brush it on the chicken. You can see the result when he pulls it out the oven because all the oil is pooled on the bottom of the tray.
 
JackDavis said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=52hA9AqiTXM
Holy motherfuck. Jack cannot communicate. The way he says so many words yet says nothing drives me insane. Somehow these dudes on "Thuggin and Lovin It 2" speak better than Jack. I couldn't get through this video, I'll probably revisit it later. I think this "recipe" is him going to Piggly Wiggly's, buying cooked fried chicken and pouring spiced oil over it.
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What an abortion of a video
I expected him to make some kind of shortcut marinade as hot chicken is already a pretty simple recipe, but i didn't expect him to actually use store bought chicken and just throw some sauce on it. Absolutely soulless recipe.
 
yeah let me go out and buy already fried chicken and put my own seasoning on it instead of just...you know....going to a hot chicken place

this is pretty fucking stupid even for jack's standards
 
captkrisma said:
Jack fails to understand unbiased opinions and will likely fuck up his hot chicken wars

He mentions that he doesn't know when the hot chicken festival is because he does something else...so fuck em.

Jack fucks this recipe up by not frying up the chicken at home. Part of the batter is adding some vinegar-based hot sauce. He also fails to use hot oil, just using room temp shit. The reason you use warm cooking oil is so the brown sugar starts to caramelize as you brush it on the chicken. You can see the result when he pulls it out the oven because all the oil is pooled on the bottom of the tray.
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Yeah, the biggest issue is that he didn't use an agent that could properly coat the bird, and since he's buying out he can't control the spice blend for the flour. The latter's not too big an issue (hell I predicted he'd just prebuy, though I thought he'd use Tyson tendies). But the problem is that lack of coating and how it all dribbled off.

The reason so many variants use lard is because when heated it is a thick viscous fluid that easily coats the chicken. With oil, you do need the sugar to break down to do the sticking action. Him not doing that and not letting the sugar caramelize means it barely touches and sticks.

This is another condiments with Jack episode, something super easy to do, and he still fucks it up.
 
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JackDavis said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=52hA9AqiTXM
Holy motherfuck. Jack cannot communicate. The way he says so many words yet says nothing drives me insane. Somehow these dudes on "Thuggin and Lovin It 2" speak better than Jack. I couldn't get through this video, I'll probably revisit it later. I think this "recipe" is him going to Piggly Wiggly's, buying cooked fried chicken and pouring spiced oil over it.
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Yes, Jack, we know.


[ARCHIVE][480p] 'Lazy Man's Nashville Hot Chicken' (Cooking With Jack Show - June 12, 2020)
 
Aaway said:
this is pretty fucking stupid even for jack's standards
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Yeah ever since that breakfast for dinner video he's just been coming up with lame reasons to make a video based around what he's going to eat for lunch or dinner. We'll soon get him making 4 BLTs in a video. 2 with 1 lb of normal bacon and 2 with thick cut bacon to see if he can taste the difference. I wouldn't be surprised if that Facebook comment about the fried turkey was a hint of a future video. With him making 2 whole turkeys for him and Tammy to eat for lunch or dinner.
 
JackDavis said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=52hA9AqiTXM
Holy motherfuck. Jack cannot communicate. The way he says so many words yet says nothing drives me insane. Somehow these dudes on "Thuggin and Lovin It 2" speak better than Jack. I couldn't get through this video, I'll probably revisit it later. I think this "recipe" is him going to Piggly Wiggly's, buying cooked fried chicken and pouring spiced oil over it.
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Condiments with Jack returns for its second season. He sends Tammy out in the pandemic AGAIN to Publix (not PW) to get fried chicken for this “experiment” I had a feeling The chicken pictured wasn’t of his own creation. it looked too perfect though the fisher price my first bake mat belongs to him.

We experience 10 minutes of stroked out rambling to learn he won’t be actually cooking. I just hit fast forward on
YouTube until his maw stopped yapping.
 
i just noticed he changed out of his extra small purple shirt halfway through the video

did tammy bitch about how he'd worn it for the last 10 CWJ videos?
 
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The last JOTG showed a BBQ Wars graphic. Is he doing that or is he now doing a Hot Chicken Wars? Or both? What happened to Pizza Wars? I have a feeling any time fatty wants to binge eat he just starts a new “wars” series.
 
JackDavis said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=52hA9AqiTXM
Holy motherfuck. Jack cannot communicate. The way he says so many words yet says nothing drives me insane. Somehow these dudes on "Thuggin and Lovin It 2" speak better than Jack. I couldn't get through this video, I'll probably revisit it later. I think this "recipe" is him going to Piggly Wiggly's, buying cooked fried chicken and pouring spiced oil over it.
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Notice he doesn't show the food after he's taken a bite. I wonder if it was raw like every other time he's done chicken?
 
rubytintedchix said:
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The last JOTG showed a BBQ Wars graphic. Is he doing that or is he now doing a Hot Chicken Wars? Or both? What happened to Pizza Wars? I have a feeling any time fatty wants to binge eat he just starts a new “wars” series.
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Jack is a tard and probably just put the wrong graphic up, and didn't check it because he doesn't watch his videos before he uploads them.
RodDangerous said:
Jack has nothing to say regarding the destruction of the cultural heritage of the Middle East, but something to say about, uh, a Looney Toons character and “Die Hard 1?”

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Jack appears to have been duped by a satirical article that claims John McClane is being digitally removed from all Die Hard movies.
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God, he's such a boomer it's unbelievable.
 
She Brings The Rain said:
I thought big T made a lot more money than to have a Ford as her dream car. And does she really need an SUV as the parent of three grown children, Jack included?
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Well, they're both so fat that they don't fit in a normal car anymore, so yes, SUV it is.
DuckSucker said:
I absolutely believe she would think of a Ford Ranger over a Mercedes or some shit.
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Both Jack and Tammy in a Mercedes? I think that could be a violation of the maximum permissible weight.
 
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rubytintedchix said:
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The last JOTG showed a BBQ Wars graphic. Is he doing that or is he now doing a Hot Chicken Wars? Or both? What happened to Pizza Wars? I have a feeling any time fatty wants to binge eat he just starts a new “wars” series.
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Jack wants sponsors for his X Wars shows. The problem with that is nobody wants to give him money just to shit over their food, which he's be getting for free, for being too expensive and not saying anything about the actual quality of it.
 
Adamska said:
He got it from Publix, so it was probably fine. It's just a reflex of fatty to hide his shit now.
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Oh wow, I only skimmed the video and didn't even notice that he didn't fry the chicken himself but just bought it somewhere else. Didn't even use chicken he made earlier. So Jack just dumped some sauce on food that was already made for him. That's not home cooking Jack. I put some sauce on my instant noodles today, I guess I could make a video on that and call it a recipe.
 
Jack has a "coming out" video... he's a Karen.

 
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rubytintedchix said:
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The last JOTG showed a BBQ Wars graphic. Is he doing that or is he now doing a Hot Chicken Wars? Or both? What happened to Pizza Wars? I have a feeling any time fatty wants to binge eat he just starts a new “wars” series.
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he still puts BURGER WARS or TACO WARS in his videos whenever he goes to a burger or taco place, even though he's not doing a "war"

he did burger and taco wars in CA but i'm not sure why he still continues putting it in the title when the "wars" ended years ago
 
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