🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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I'm honestly shocked no one has posted this wonderful picture of Ralph yet that he posted on twitter (archive)! He looks so... I can't really say my feelings towards it, part of me is laughing at just how fucking goofy he looks especially with the hood up, but then part of me kinda did a double take because he took the pic at a fat girl angle and cropped the fuck out of it which for some reason it makes me think he looks like a midget. Maybe he was going for the creepy pedo vibe? He does love Soph after all!
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Disheveled Human said:
Josh gets more authentic views more than half of ralphs views are hate watchers and clip channels tbh. Ralph is basically the Dark Syde Phil of politics.
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Jis fst
Squire of Gothos said:
I'm honestly shocked no one has posted this wonderful picture of Ralph yet that he posted on twitter (archive)! He looks so... I can't really say my feelings towards it, part of me is laughing at just how fucking goofy he looks especially with the hood up, but then part of me kinda did a double take because he took the pic at a fat girl angle and cropped the fuck out of it which for some reason it makes me think he looks like a midget. Maybe he was going for the creepy pedo vibe? He does love Soph after all!
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Awe it's like a lil' guntybear. Imagine building a Ralphbear at Build-a-Bear. Holy fuck the absolute horror of the bear :story:
 
Bryan Dunn said:
Awe it's like a lil' guntybear. Imagine building a Ralphbear at Build-a-Bear. Holy fuck the absolute horror of the bear :story:
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That's what I was thinking about! Like I knew he looked like something but I wasn't sure exactly what it was I was thinking of but he does look like an alcoholic teddy bear. Maybe he can become some kind of stuffed bear that cops give kids who are taken away from their drunk parents to help explain to the child what alcoholism is.
 
Null said:
Ralph banned me from his Discord because of the banner. lol
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He must have used his skills as a tabloid journalist to determine that you were indeed referring to him and not some other drunk individual. Ralph is usually very thin skinned but this is too extreme even for him... I think my theory of Vordrak talking to Ralph behind the scenes is becoming more and more probable. Also for posterity in case a month from now someone is wondering what the banner is:
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How long was this banner even up before Ralph saw it and flipped out?
 
Squire of Gothos said:
How long was this banner even up before Ralph saw it and flipped out?
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less than 3 minutes

He falsely reported that I was shutting down the site because he fell for a post on 9chan where ""## Administrator" was used in the subject field and he failed to check the PGP signature. He assumed, in blind desperation, that it be the truth.

Despite the fact I did not advertise it anywhere else.
 
Null said:
less than 3 minutes

He falsely reported that I was shutting down the site because he fell for a post on 9chan where ""## Administrator" was used in the subject field and he failed to check the PGP signature. He assumed, in blind desperation, that it be the truth.

Despite the fact I did not advertise it anywhere else.
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You should go on his show and have an old school IBS.
 
So either Ralph is constantly looking at KF and constantly refreshing his thread (which the banner shows up in at the top) or one of his little Gators is constantly checking the farms and reporting back to him. Either of which is entertaining to me!
 
The fat, mentally, handicapped, alcoholic, seethes in his Discord as he plans to destroy Kiwifarms with 4D optics. Gator loyally licks his gunt as his drinks himself to death.

The Gunt and his loyal man slave must suit up for justice.

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Null said:
less than 3 minutes

He falsely reported that I was shutting down the site because he fell for a post on 9chan where ""## Administrator" was used in the subject field and he failed to check the PGP signature. He assumed, in blind desperation, that it be the truth.

Despite the fact I did not advertise it anywhere else.
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He really wants this thread to disappear.
 
Just had to fact check that proclamation at the opening of the Killstream.

Ralph, what the fuck are you doing?
 
He keeps bringing up the banner. He is extreme ass blasted over this shit. He's coming off like a teenage, passive aggressive, bitch.
 
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Unless you leave just a small banner containing a single sentence.

Poor guy's gonna drink himself to death because of that banner :(
 
Wow! Warski actually said ... “I heard some drama channel I don’t know the name of it... (acting like he doesn’t know about TWIN) actually had Kraut on.”
THEN Ethan and Andy make fun of him for being fat. :thinking:
Andy then compares Krauts fat to PPPs ... confirming that he totally never heard of this drama show or that drama channel. Just look at the gaslighting! Fuck off Andy. Eat shit Ralph... pretending that you’ve “actually helped people in these trying times by bringing laughter....” such fag bullshit.
Edit: almost forgot... Andy now doing “positive raids” on dlive thots. “Showing them some love.”

uwu
 
cowPoly said:
THEN Ethan and Andy make fun of him for being fat.
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I don't care if Warski makes fun of a fat fuck, he is human sized and that's fine, there is nothing hypocritical about it. However, there is nothing worse than a fat person doing the same, let alone an alcoholic retard of a ham planet. This morbidly obese motherfucker literally eats trash burgers and is a low quality "person" even by West Memphis standards.
 
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