🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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William Tell Underpass said:
They learned that they are absolutely totally not tonkasaw, they are chads, and chads use manliness and shouting to defeat problems, and they rode out of IBS waving their manliness on golden steeds and so long as they maintain this approach they will be achieving their full potential and the world is just fucking them if it doesnt work.
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Anyone ever try to explain to them that winning Internet Blood Sports is kinda like winning colon cancer?
 
Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2 said:
Josh really does need to tell the Gunt to fuck off with his remarks, how many times does Ralph need to call him the P slur till he reacts?
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The way Josh wins is by not reacting.
That will make Ralph feel smaller and angrier than anything Josh could ever say.
The only way you win these types of games is not to play.

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William Tell Underpass said:
The way Josh wins is by not reacting.
That will make Ralph feel smaller and angrier than anything Josh could ever say.
The only way you win these types of games is not to play.
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Josh gets more viewers, and itd be fun to see him making a show that basically dissects all of Ralphs failures and pedo activities, Though that would hurt his chances of getting paid via dick
 
Awww, so not fight then. Or is it on?. Personal stuff but I missed most of the main shitshow. Will someone give or link me a good recap?
 
Josh gets more authentic views more than half of ralphs views are hate watchers and clip channels tbh. Ralph is basically the Dark Syde Phil of politics.
 
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I tried watching they clip with Ralph, Null and Masterson because missed half of what was said since everyone was talking over each other. Anyone got a break down or a play by play of what was said?
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
I tried watching they clip with Ralph, Null and Masterson because missed half of what was said since everyone was talking over each other. Anyone got a break down or a play by play of what was said?
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Ralph: WAAAAAAAAAAA
Dick: Wheeeeeeze
Josh: Sweep Sweep in ss13
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
I tried watching they clip with Ralph, Null and Masterson because missed half of what was said since everyone was talking over each other. Anyone got a break down or a play by play of what was said?
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Ralph almost immediately called Null a pedophile, boasted of his Chinese lemon income and flagging viewership, and cried about Null wanting to sacrifice him for the good of the corn harvest, and generally complained about the PPP/NP2 shitshow.
Null did the usual passive rebuttals and explanations when confronted with someone massively sperging out at him.
Dick mostly laughed.

In the end I don't think anything really happened or changed. It was just content for the podcast.
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
I tried watching they clip with Ralph, Null and Masterson because missed half of what was said since everyone was talking over each other. Anyone got a break down or a play by play of what was said?
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This turned out way longer than expected but I guess it beats watching 30 minutes of ralph attacking null who mainly sidesteps and occasionally throws a haymaker while a mexican and a HULKAMANIAC provide backup vocals and friendship damage control.
Not trying to be fair and balanced, ralph comes off sounding pettier and more like a 13 yearold girl on myspace than usual in this.

Hellos.
Dick notes a joke from Mad at the Internet that didnt land //Sacrifice Ralph to the Corn like Britney Spears
Josh Explains.
Ralph steps out the joke and how super srs he was you guys.
Josh released some DMs from Ralph, all but one DM of which was posted to twitter.
Ralph calls Null a bitch for posting DMs he finds funny.
Ralph calls josh a woman and 'someone who gets called a child molester by his board'.
Josh retorts 'very eloquent, being called a child molester by my own board' insinuating that ralphs toadies are perpetuating this so that ralph can use it as ammunition against null Null.
Josh calls ralph a woman for using this avenue of attack.
Ralph: "Your own people said that Josh" - letting us all know that if this is what joshes friends say imagine how bad the truth is.
Ralph: "Many people are saying that, but I am not one of them" //Sidenote was IBS always this passive aggressive?
Josh says its ralphs people who are calling him a pedo.
Dick says pedo accusations are overblown.
They all agree that DM releasing is a bitch move. except when someone tells u its okay or sargon framed ralph, or u r rly pushed.
Ralph thinks that sharing his dms was how null throws heat off himself
Josh asserts that Internet Famous board is only about 5% of the sites traffic, he can delete if he wants. Ralph say he should, null says no.
Ralph says he made 1000 dollarydigimons last week,Josh says boasting about income [as a proof you're totally not mad or hurting] is 'gross'
Ralph totally doesnt care, says sharing lolicon is gross and brings it back to the sargon style '>>Implying the people making me look like a buffoon are pedos' approach
Null: "I have a mentally handicapped slurring child pornographer at me on a livestream"
Ralph's Retort: "Your whole entire family disowned you, mine didn't disown me"
Null: "Your family is dead cuz they drank themselves to death"
Ralph: [This is where this myth was born] "You can't even live in the united states because you're on the run from the federal govt"
Ralph: "Josh is a punk bitch who shared DMs like a whore" //I really don't understand dying on this hill for ralph tbh.
Ralph: I'll cut ties with you.
Josh: What Ties?
Ralph: [Totally not mad here] "You basically built your stream off my stream even though you cant even talk with your vocal fry"
Proceeds to say people with vocal fry are child molesters and were molested as a child and that null is both of those.
Ralph: "its [Child pornographer, child rapist, raped as child] no more outragous than what people say about me every day on your site"
Null:...No?
Dick drops the A-log term cuz he's in with the kiwis and they commiserate about how Kiwifarms is saying mean lies about them.
Blah Blah Blah - Fucked up porn
Ralph thinks null getting made fun of by Internet Famous board is driving him to attack ralph
Gay shit for a while.
-They play the sacrifice ralph to the corn clip-
Ralph: "He's [null] been wrong about anything"
Null: 'Ralph gets mad at me for things, I ignore him, he gets over it"
Dick asks ralph if he will get over it
Ralph: "[best totally not being passive aggressive voice] I don't see that happening dick, unless he appologies for being treacherous and sharing dms" //Seriously dude get the sand out of your vagina
Josh says he feels bad for sharing DMs cuz it means some people may not be able to trust him with private info.
Ralph: "I have to take releasing DMs more seriously because the people I talk to need to trust me [not to play audio of them crying about their wifes miscarriage on my show]"
Ralph takes a joke the didnt land too seriously for a while and dick talks about how mean the kiwis are to ralph and him. //Hit way too close to home for him, calls himself an albatross around that sphere's neck
Josh notes that ralph called him a pedo, ralph downplays it by saying that josh said his family are drunken wastrels. Ralph won't apologize for calling josh a pedo until josh apologizes for releasing a DM.
Ralph feels betrayed.
Blah Blah Blah - Ralph leaves
Josh tells Dick not to feed trolls and that he's told lolcows that before.
Dick bristles at the implication he is a lolcow.
Dick says its all about attention, null says if you don't like being called a lolcow you shouldnt tweet screencaps of KF and talk about how not mad you are.
Null sidesteps a conversation about KF internal politics.
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William Tell Underpass said:
This turned out way longer than expected but I guess it beats watching 30 minutes of ralph attacking null who mainly sidesteps and occasionally throws a haymaker while a mexican and a HULKAMANIAC provide backup vocals and friendship damage control.
Not trying to be fair and balanced, ralph comes off sounding pettier and more like a 13 yearold girl on myspace than usual in this.

Hellos.
Dick notes a joke from Mad at the Internet that didnt land //Sacrifice Ralph to the Corn like Britney Spears
Josh Explains.
Ralph steps out the joke and how super srs he was you guys.
Josh released some DMs from Ralph, all but one DM of which was posted to twitter.
Ralph calls Null a bitch for posting DMs he finds funny.
Ralph calls josh a woman and 'someone who gets called a child molester by his board'.
Josh retorts 'very eloquent, being called a child molester by my own board' insinuating that ralphs toadies are perpetuating this so that ralph can use it as ammunition against null Null.
Josh calls ralph a woman for using this avenue of attack.
Ralph: "Your own people said that Josh" - letting us all know that if this is what joshes friends say imagine how bad the truth is.
Ralph: "Many people are saying that, but I am not one of them" //Sidenote was IBS always this passive aggressive?
Josh says its ralphs people who are calling him a pedo.
Dick says pedo accusations are overblown.
They all agree that DM releasing is a bitch move. except when someone tells u its okay or sargon framed ralph, or u r rly pushed.
Ralph thinks that sharing his dms was how null throws heat off himself
Josh asserts that Internet Famous board is only about 5% of the sites traffic, he can delete if he wants. Ralph say he should, null says no.
Ralph says he made 1000 dollarydigimons last week,Josh says boasting about income [as a proof you're totally not mad or hurting] is 'gross'
Ralph totally doesnt care, says sharing lolicon is gross and brings it back to the sargon style '>>Implying the people making me look like a buffoon are pedos' approach
Null: "I have a mentally handicapped slurring child pornographer at me on a livestream"
Ralph's Retort: "Your whole entire family disowned you, mine didn't disown me"
Null: "Your family is dead cuz they drank themselves to death"
Ralph: [This is where this myth was born] "You can't even live in the united states because you're on the run from the federal govt"
Ralph: "Josh is a punk bitch who shared DMs like a whore" //I really don't understand dying on this hill for ralph tbh.
Ralph: I'll cut ties with you.
Josh: What Ties?
Ralph: [Totally not mad here] "You basically built your stream off my stream even though you cant even talk with your vocal fry"
Proceeds to say people with vocal fry are child molesters and were molested as a child and that null is both of those.
Ralph: "its [Child pornographer, child rapist, raped as child] no more outragous than what people say about me every day on your site"
Null:...No?
Dick drops the A-log term cuz he's in with the kiwis and they commiserate about how Kiwifarms is saying mean lies about them.
Blah Blah Blah - Fucked up porn
Ralph thinks null getting made fun of by Internet Famous board is driving him to attack ralph
Gay shit for a while.
-They play the sacrifice ralph to the corn clip-
Ralph: "He's [null] been wrong about anything"
Null: 'Ralph gets mad at me for things, I ignore him, he gets over it"
Dick asks ralph if he will get over it
Ralph: "[best totally not being passive aggressive voice] I don't see that happening dick, unless he appologies for being treacherous and sharing dms" //Seriously dude get the sand out of your vagina
Josh says he feels bad for sharing DMs cuz it means some people may not be able to trust him with private info.
Ralph: "I have to take releasing DMs more seriously because the people I talk to need to trust me [not to play audio of them crying about their wifes miscarriage on my show]"
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The harping on low-importance DMs is probably more a consequence of his already poor judgement combining with his now completely out of control alchoholism. Assume his train of thought has become nearly feral and a lot of his attempted jabs make more sense. There’s probably also some resentment that’s been building for a while. Josh is almost a decade his junior but has already led a far more interesting life and can rightly say that a lot of his problems stem from things that aren’t really his fault. Meanwhile almost all of Ralph’s come from him being an unstable drunk who tries to blackmail/backstab his friends constantly.
 
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The Iron Lung said:
Can you do some investigating? And bonus points if you cuck Shannon while you're at it.
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I bring an update. I spoke with the resident girl I suspect knew Gator. I worked Shannon’s name into a conversation to see if she’d recognize it. Her response was lukewarm, only saying she was surprised I remembered the story and they haven’t associated at all since. Sadly I was right because she had about no interest in talking about him further. But she knew who I was talking about right away, and that indicates the guy she referred to was in fact named Shannon.

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IMightKnow said:
I bring an update. I spoke with the resident girl I suspect knew Gator. I worked Shannon’s name into a conversation to see if she’d recognize it. Her response was lukewarm, only saying she was surprised I remembered the story and they haven’t associated at all since. Sadly I was right because she had about no interest in talking about him further. But she knew who I was talking about right away, and that indicates the guy she referring to was in fact named Shannon.
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I wonder if you could get her to wanna fuck Gator by saying he's famous on the internet, and has a horsecock? Could we pull off a gay-prevention op?
 
Takayuki Yagami said:
The harping on low-importance DMs is probably more a consequence of his already poor judgement combining with his now completely out of control alchoholism. Assume his train of thought has become nearly feral and a lot of his attempted jabs make more sense. There probably also some resentment that’s been building for a while. Josh is almost a decade his junior but has already led a far more interesting life and can rightly say that a lot of his problems stem from things that aren’t really his fault. Meanwhile almost all of Ralph’s come from him being an unstable drunk who tries to blackmail/backstab his friends constantly.
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Nulls most discussions about 230 and the future of his online presence must be very bittersweet for ralph.
On the one hand he would be glad that null, a regular irritant, and kiwi farms may be going away forever.

But at the same time imagine knowing that someone who decides to start doing what you do just for the hell of it has essentially all of his problems, at the root, self imposed. And that any day null could just pack up KF, change his name by deed poll, and use the wealth of marketable skills he has accumulated to get decent work for the rest of his life.
Compared to ralph who has only this, his income potential has likely already peaked, he has no marketable skills, multiple addictions, couldnt finish a qualification for his pashion, so little chance of retraining.

Potential is a scary thing, we like to imagine we have way more than we do and when we see that we dont it really hurts. How much Null actually has I can't say, its probably less than he says. But ralph knows exactly how much ralph has, and that can't feel good.
 
William Tell Underpass said:
Nulls most discussions about 230 and the future of his online presence must be very bittersweet for ralph.
On the one hand he would be glad that null, a regular irritant, and kiwi farms may be going away forever.

But at the same time imagine knowing that someone who decides to start doing what you do just for the hell of it has essentially all of his problems, at the root, self imposed. And that any day null could just pack up KF, change his name by deed poll, and use the wealth of marketable skills he has accumulated to get decent work for the rest of his life.
Compared to ralph who has only this, his income potential has likely already peaked, he has no marketable skills, multiple addictions, couldnt finish a qualification for his pashion, so little chance of retraining.

Potential is a scary thing, we like to imagine we have way more than we do and when we see that we dont it really hurts. How much Null actually has I can't say, its probably less than he says. But ralph knows exactly how much ralph has, and that can't feel good.
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Do you mean Null’s problems are self-imposed or Ralph’s? Most of Josh’s have roots in deciding to take over this place for a laugh, accidentally busting a sham charity for troons to the point where the owners showed up to his mom’s house with knives, and pissing off a psychotic Anglo by telling him no personal armies. Ralph chose to drink, chooses to keep drinking (thus ending up in jail), and chooses to play stupid games with people that otherwise might go to bat for him.
 
Takayuki Yagami said:
Do you mean Null’s problems are self-imposed or Ralph’s? Most of Josh’s have roots in deciding to take over this place for a laugh, accidentally busting a sham charity for troons to the point where the owners showed up to his mom’s house with knives, and pissing off a psychotic Anglo by telling him no personal armies. Ralph chose to drink, chooses to keep drinking (thus ending up in jail), and chooses to play stupid games with people that otherwise might go to bat for him.
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I mean Null [seems to] make a clear choice to have the problems he has every day and he seems well aware of how easily he could close up shop, DFE, and move on with his life. just change his name, grow long hair and a beard, get some consulting work, develop that into a career. Even his stalkers will have what they want so they will probably leave him alone and find someone new to call bombthreats on. Hell he may even find something else that fulfills him the way australian accountancy didnt.

Ralphs problems are not ones that he can flick a switch and make go away. He has large debt without the means to pay it off, substance abuse problems, no marketable skills, and a violent criminal felony record which disqualifies him from mindless office jobs. Also he is 40 so nobody will invest in professionally developing him. Those factors combined leave Self employment as his only route at present and that's not going well.

Edit: And Ralph did them all to himself.

Ralphs is stuck dancing for peanuts like a monkey for now. At least he can/is encouraged to get drunk at work i guess.
 
William Tell Underpass said:
I mean Null [seems to] make a clear choice to have the problems he has every day and he seems well aware of how easily he could close up shop, DFE, and move on with his life. just change his name, grow long hair and a beard, get some consulting work, develop that into a career. Even his stalkers will have what they want so they will probably leave him alone and find someone new to call bombthreats on. Hell he may even find something else that fulfills him the way australian accountancy didnt.

Ralphs problems are not ones that he can flick a switch and make go away. He has large debt without the means to pay it off, substance abuse problems, no marketable skills, and a violent criminal felony record which disqualifies him from mindless office jobs. Also he is 40 so nobody will invest in professionally developing him. Those factors combined leave Self employment as his only route at present and that's not going well.

Edit: And Ralph did them all to himself.

Ralphs is stuck dancing for peanuts like a monkey for now. At least he can/is encouraged to get drunk at work i guess.
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I think we’re arguing two different points. Null had shit happen to him and keeps doing this out of a sense of duty while Ralph, as you said, did all of this to himself and has no other other option due to himself.
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
I think we’re arguing two different points. Null had shit happen to him and keeps doing this out of a sense of duty while Ralph, as you said, did all of this to himself and has no other other option due to himself.
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Ralph is a limited guy, in a lot of different ways. He is capable of running a decent stream in a way that most aspiring YouTubers can't. He just can't help himself though.

The highpoints of the killstream are ones where he just stood back and let others take the lead. Now he's sperging out constantly, trying to provoke people into agreeing to come on stream, and getting pissed when they realise the Killstream is radioactive and refuse.

I mean there are only so many Mundane Matts, Richard Spencers and Onnision's out there.

He needs to stop starting shit with people, sober up and concentrate on producing something that people actually want to watch.
 
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