🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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I watched that stream with Dick, Null and Ralph and honestly what an absolute bunch of faggots Dick and Ralph are. Crying about fucking DMs, Ralph you fucking retard you recorded your friend breaking down over his wifes miscarriage.

Seriously, what kind of emotionally unstable manlet starts spreading that the person they are talking to is a paedo for going off message for a second. Null it was disappointing showing, you should have reminded Ralph him and Andy viewed actual CP, and told Dax to shut the fuck up because there is no way he would just be expected to laugh off paedo allegations like that.

Honestly, these people are fucking snakes and you'd do your best to distance yourself from them - or better yet, throw them firmly under the bus. Ralph is going to die in the next 15 years of alcohol induced complications anyway.

Blood Bath & Beyond said:
I didn't realize that Dankula made cow-centric content. The only thing I really know him for is the Sieg Heil pug and Sargon's political failure.
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His MadLads videos are a decent watch.
 
Tukadu said:
Been reading the past 30 pages and i'm not really clear- Ralph is in a relationship with some infamous E-thot that goes around fucking people with E-clout? Assuming they're both telling the truth, and she's now working for him as some kind of editor?
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After reading through her and the guys Twitter feed for like 20 minutes last night, I'm pretty sure this bitch is totally out of her mind and desperately wants some kind of bizarre efame. It actually made me depressed, but yea it's more than plausible. She's been retweeting the show and arguing with people about it for months on Twitter. How could you fuck Gunty......? That's fucking unimaginable to me. 🤢

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Anyway girl seems like a classic case of stick your dick in crazy, your gonna get infected with crazy. I can't imagine moving halfway across the country for some bitch, breaking up in a few months, than her moving on to and actually fucking Ethan Ralph. That's some shit right there, he's super bangable in comparison. My heart goes out to him.
 
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Spectre_06 said:
All his content is worth watching. As close as he is to some people like Sargon and 1/4pounder, he's never really done anything to become a lolcow. That in and of itself speaks volumes.
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He's covered Sargon's ass as valiantly as Vee has, esp when Carl was trying to get Ralph and Jim deplatformed.

It's the same e-celeb fwend JO crystal charging group shit as what's going on with Dax, Ralph, and company.
 
Unog said:
He's covered Sargon's ass as valiantly as Vee has, esp when Carl was trying to get Ralph and Jim deplatformed.

It's the same e-celeb fwend JO crystal charging group shit as what's going on with Dax, Ralph, and company.
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Then make a thread on him?
 
Spectre_06 said:
Then make a thread on him?
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What is with this idea that people can't act like a lolcow without a thread? Or that just because someone acts like a lolcow that they should get one regardless of how frequently they do it?

Mr. Free Speech remaining dead silent as one of his close associates (close enough to go on the campaign trail with) goes on a very public crusade to get two people deplatformed for making fun of his suit is pretty cowish, but that doesn't mean that a thread should be made on him. I'm just pointing out that the statement

Spectre_06 said:
he's never really done anything to become a lolcow.
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isn't exactly true. At any rate, this is probably a derail since it's got more to do with Sargon and the skeptics than it does Ralph or anyone associated with him.
 
MeltyTW said:
reminder that ralph has literally viewed and admitting to being involved in the collecting and distribution of cp live with warski and stalked soph and watched her for hours late at night. while also interfering with investigations
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You know, the Soph thing makes me pretty uncomfortable to think about. So it’s probably a good place to start with Gunt God.

IMightKnow said:
You know, the Soph thing makes me pretty uncomfortable to think about. So it’s probably a good place to start with Gunt God.
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Does anyone remember the picture Ralph used for the first time she came on to the KS? I remember thinking “aren’t we making fun of pedophiles? Not plastering a little girls Instagram pics?”

edit: one ‘her’ for grammar
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Ralph is going to die in the next 15 years of alcohol induced complications anyway.
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Fuck, you're being generous. If the gunt keeps mixing pills and booze, he'll be lucky to get another fifteen months. I could be wrong, but I can't see Ralph living to 2022 before his liver shits out. Doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who has private insurance.
 
Unog said:
as Vee has
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I miss Veeh Posters alot. They were some of the best, hilarious shit ive seen in a long time. The Wikipedia article on Veeh that just had a bunch of gypsy facts was amazing. The images people made.of him eating sargon and the skeptics was absolutely amazing. His debate between zceleb DiRECTOR about medical facts was amazing. If he were around today he would directly confront Shannon and go

"Oh, you think Guntguarding is your ally, but you merely adopted the guard. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already sargons capo; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The Guntguarding betrays you, because it belongs to me."

IBS kumite days just made shit funny to enjoy.
 
Bryan Dunn said:
I miss Veeh Posters alot. They were some of the best, hilarious shit ive seen in a long time. The Wikipedia article on Veeh that just had a bunch of gypsy facts was amazing. The images people made.of him eating sargon and the skeptics was absolutely amazing. His debate between zceleb DiRECTOR about medical facts was amazing. If he were around today he would directly confront Shannon and go

"Oh, you think Guntguarding is your ally, but you merely adopted the guard. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already sargons capo; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The Guntguarding betrays you, because it belongs to me."

IBS kumite days just made shit funny to enjoy.
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Veeh was self aware enough to roll with the meme which is something sorely missed in this sphere of youtube spergery, Its why I quite like PPP as well. Both of them can laugh at themselves and still come out with some geniunely intresting stuff. If the Gunt meme didnt bother Ralph as much as it does it would have probably died down by now just like kick vee spam in livestream chats did.
 
I really did not like the way Josh was spoken to by the Gunt. I'm not sure if it was just trying to gin up agitation (aka beginning the harvest) but I actually like Ethan, Dick, and Josh and it makes me feel like the Beatles of autism are breaking up.
 
Funny how vee just stopped entertaining gunt after he pretended on stream that some random gay furry from deviantart is vee. Ralph is complete moron, you can't shit on your guests non stop, one day they will stop showing up for your streams. I honestly believe Ralph knows he won't last next 10 years, he has no long term plans, he burns bridges left and right.
 
Peter Piper said:
AdeZero dated Brian Zaiger for a while and he got a stint in the slammer for trying to beat her up for drug money, but somehow failing. After the botched beating, there was the usual littany of death threats and revenge porn.
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I can't believe I gave that guy money as a Christmas present. Fucking EDF, that broken, beautiful mess.
 
Guntkvd said:
Funny how vee just stopped entertaining gunt after he pretended on stream that some random gay furry from deviantart is vee. Ralph is complete moron, you can't shit on your guests non stop, one day they will stop showing up for your streams. I honestly believe Ralph knows he won't last next 10 years, he has no long term plans, he burns bridges left and right.
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The gunt will be lucky to get another 10 MONTHS of people watching his shit before he's kittiestyles 2.0, livestreaming his entire life for a handfull of trolls or the last couple pay pigs dumber than him.
 
Guntkvd said:
Funny how vee just stopped entertaining gunt after he pretended on stream that some random gay furry from deviantart is vee. Ralph is complete moron, you can't shit on your guests non stop, one day they will stop showing up for your streams. I honestly believe Ralph knows he won't last next 10 years, he has no long term plans, he burns bridges left and right.
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What are you talking about! Gym and Dick debate no. #127 is absolutely the best kind of kino! I mean, arent you excited for DAME PESOS for the millionth time? No? But its KILLSTREAM HOUR babbyyyy!!! Yeah! 🙄
 
Bryan Dunn said:
What are you talking about! Gym and Dick debate no. #127 is absolutely the best kind of kino! I mean, arent you excited for DAME PESOS for the millionth time? No? But its KILLSTREAM HOUR babbyyyy!!! Yeah! 🙄
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Dame is reaching critical levels of over exposure, it's become obvious he's a living laugh track who can clip funny stuff and spam it on his soundboard. The gimmick has gotten old and people have quickly become bored with it, shame really because I do enjoy some of his videos. Him throwing in so hard with Gunty was really unexpected.
 
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Perspicacity said:
Dame is reaching critical levels of over exposure, it's become obvious he's a living laugh track who can clip funny stuff on a soundboard. The gimmick has gotten old and people have quickly become bored with it, shame really because I do enjoy some of his videos. Him throwing in so hard with Gunty was really unexpected.
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I'm not surprised Memology101 has distanced himself from the Gunt seeing as he actually makes money.
 
Bryan Dunn said:
What are you talking about! Gym and Dick debate no. #127 is absolutely the best kind of kino! I mean, arent you excited for DAME PESOS for the millionth time? No? But its KILLSTREAM HOUR babbyyyy!!! Yeah! 🙄
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It does kinda defeat the whole objective of an internet talk show where you get so invested in the debate that you piss off the guests that give the show any fucking substance. Burn bridges with Sargon by making dead baby jokes? jokes on you since you no longer have the liberaliststm showing any interest in your show. Threaten to dox Vaush and repeatedly insult his GF? well I guess your going to be having any debates with breadtube anymore. Ralphs biggest mistake durring his internet 'career' was forgetting his role during it all. He was the moderator, all he needed to do was be a glorified janny and occasionally give some hot takes. If he treated his show like it was his job then he would know that just like work you need to put up with faggots. Putting up with the likes of Sargon and Vaush and a great deal many others would have at least kept the roster of guests fairly sizable instead of the same fucking assholes every week.
 
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