🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Null said:
I'm not going to bark on command. Sorry if you wanted more from me. People will survive or fall without my help.
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Nah, it's understandable. It's not exactly like there's anything you could "do" about it anyhow. It's just that it was kind of weird to see someone (in your own words) mark you for death and for you not to blow your top.

Though I think the message is clear that you treat him that way because he's utterly insignificant, and will be incapable of personal growth until he hits rock bottom. Which, I mean apart from the insignificance thing (since most people aren't e-celebs), is the exact and only way you can really "help" an alkie/druggie like Ralph.
 
Sam Losco said:
Then the seriously crazy part most certainly applies.
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eh tbf if i could wrangle someone like ethan who i could not only scam but not have any reason to feel bad about i would do it, i mean ffs nora was married to him and he allowed her to stay in another side of the globe for their entire marriage
 
Been reading the past 30 pages and i'm not really clear- Ralph is in a relationship with some infamous E-thot that goes around fucking people with E-clout? Assuming they're both telling the truth, and she's now working for him as some kind of editor?
 
What if the gunt possesses mystical powers? Once rubbed it showers gifts of gold. This bitch is on to something. We must beat her attention whoring ass to the harvest.
 
I'm fairly confident Adezero is going to be a phenomena similar to AydinPaladin. I'd be willing to bet she doesn't have a robust sense of self and thus seeks out partners who are at the helm or otherwise deeply involved in visible projects so she can attach herself to them. When she was with Aediot she was involved with ED and before she left was accused of being a major factor in the websites' demise. Now she has become a "managing editor" at the The RalphRetort.com and her inevitable departure will no doubt be just as eventful . It won't be long until she gets herself a slot as a rotating co-host. Her judgement seems fairly nonexistent in addition to being compulsive. Being involved in drama is probably how she gauges her worth and the sheer gravity of Ethan Ralph keeps plenty of drama in a decaying orbit.

Her and Warski are going to be volatile combination, having both of them involved is tantamount to transporting nitroglycerin down a country road in a dilapidated pickup.
 
Oh and before I forget, Ralph giving the fucking pedophile attention is the most dipshit thing I've seen him do in a long time. You literally cannot degrade that creature any more. He has only things to gain from the attention and Ralph, swinging blindly in a fucking stupor, is giving it to him gladly. I guess any "win" is worth taking right now.
 
Funkmaster said:
What if the gunt possesses mystical powers? Once rubbed it showers gifts of gold. This bitch is on to something. We must beat her attention whoring ass to the harvest.
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Legend say a mystical gaytor appears and cleans three messes when the mighty gunt is rubbed. Other stories say that if you collect all of the nine bottles of makers mark you can summon the mighty shengunt who will make you so shitface drunk you project all your insecurtites onto everything around you.
 
Null said:
Oh and before I forget, Ralph giving the fucking pedophile attention is the most dipshit thing I've seen him do in a long time. You literally cannot degrade that creature any more. He has only things to gain from the attention and Ralph, swinging blindly in a fucking stupor, is giving it to him gladly. I guess any "win" is worth taking right now.
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Ralph only has things to lose by giving the attention (and also by so obviously giving away a new button to push to get said attention), so of course he's gonna do it. Dude was born to self-destruct as loudly and publicly as possible, it's his one true talent
 
Null said:
Oh and before I forget, Ralph giving the fucking pedophile attention is the most dipshit thing I've seen him do in a long time. You literally cannot degrade that creature any more. He has only things to gain from the attention and Ralph, swinging blindly in a fucking stupor, is giving it to him gladly. I guess any "win" is worth taking right now.
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It's basically a repeat of the stream dot me days: same cast, same unabated alcohol and drug abuse, same misplaced sense of superiority, all we need is another XANDER moment to really kick things off.
 
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Null said:
especially when you have dependency problems
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Oh for goodness sake, Josh! You couldn't even pull yourself away from your Space Station 13 addiction long enough to point out that Ralph was bitching about confidentiality concerns to a man who runs the website that publishes his dox.

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But do not give up hope! Jesus knows you are weak, my son. Seek help, forgive your mother and return to you father!
 
AdeZero dated Brian Zaiger for a while and he got a stint in the slammer for trying to beat her up for drug money, but somehow failing. After the botched beating, there was the usual littany of death threats and revenge porn. This heartwarming love story is mentioned in the Count Dankula video about the ED cluster fuck.


Is this Ediot enamored by the gunt and his high flying lifestyle in the hillbilly Hollywood hills, or just fucking with him for the lulz and mooching some money/eclout while at it. My bet would be on the latter.
 
TransNig said:
to point out that Ralph was bitching about confidentiality concerns to a man who runs the website that publishes his dox.
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Uh, because it would be stupid to tell people "don't trust me" when I handle a ton of information every day that requires some level of trust. That's not a reputation I want to have.
 
I want to point out that Jewsh here was trying to clean up and somewhat protect his e-friend Dax and Dax unleashed a rabid gunt on him. Dax is a snake AND a fag.
 
Null said:
Uh, because it would be stupid to tell people "don't trust me" when I handle a ton of information every day that requires some level of trust. That's not a reputation I want to have.
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You should have used that.

"Yes Ralph, I'm so untrustworthy with PII that every day I handle tons of it, and unlike someone else who I won't name, I've never used the information to dox someone because my feefees were mangled by a comment."
 
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