💰 Grifter Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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did he even say that?

Yes. The long story, that dick told on the show, is that he swallowed some acid and then a little while later was told Onision had accepted his and the Gunt's offer of an interview on the killstream (I think he showed the message where he found out and immediately said 'fuck, i' just took acid' on twitter), so he spent the time before the show trying to throw up. Fingers didn't work so he sent 80's girl to the chemist for some ipecac only to be told that they basically didn't sell that anymore and hadn't for years, and when asked why she wanted it she pussied out of saying "my degenerate 40 year old boyfriend wants to throw up the acid he just took so he can interview a pedophilic attention whore while somewhat sober" and instead left. So with throwing it up failing he spent the remaining time trying to stay hydrated and somewhat sane and lucid.

I honestly don't get the whole 'you can't swallow acid' thing. It's simply untrue. It apparently delays the trip because it gets absorbed by a different mechanism, but as long as it's the right stuff it absolutely will have an effect on you still. Unless various people on various forums etc have been lying about it for decades to cover for Dick, which I find somewhat unlikely.
 
I feel like people are once again misunderstanding how Dick typically uses twitter. There's nothing new with what he's doing, other than some of his recent lamer jokes being directed at posters here. Hell, I think people continue to misunderstand his character in general, as shown by the people talking about his advice.

That's not to say Dax's lifestyle isn't mildly pathetic and he probably needs to grow up and let of the past a little bit (I understood where he was going with the homcoming king joke attempt, but it genuinely was really telling of his mindset), but Dick Masterson is literally a fictional character played for effect. It's certain aspects of Dax ramped up to 11, while others aspects are nullified. I'd agree that it's getting harder to tell where Dax ends and Dick begins, and it probably has been becoming more of an issue since he originally started participating with the IBS crowd a year or two ago, but you have to remember that most of what you see him do/say/post online is done for effect. Part of the 'charm' of Dick as a character is that he's a sarcastic arsehole that doesn't care if he looks bad while being a dick or making a joke, and that he'll turn on a dime and go into a fast and loud rage for 30 seconds then be calm and collected 5 seconds later. Just a shame that Dax is letting a few too many of his personal insecurities through recently (even though he's right about LSD, he's acting sensitive over it).

Personally I just think Dax has been partially fucked by the lockdown. He's clearly stressed out by it and making poorer decisions than usual (especially in terms of going on shows too far under the influence), and all this is coinciding during a fairly long stretch of 'meh' quality in his show and a bunch of minor controversies in a row (Mint, invoices, JLH).

I have a suspicion Dax realises most of this though, he's talked an awful lot the last 6 months about how he would do a TBPITU type show with various other people. TDS has simply become a bit stale, I guess you could say the meta that the internet likes has changed at the same time Dick AND Dax has gotten older, while some original fans have been replaced by these annoying incel types that don't completely understand the character or original appeal of Dick Masterson and treat him far too literally and actually look up to the character instead of just liking the character.

tl;dr Dax is getting older, the Dick character and Show staler, too much of his new audience (and new detractors, for lack of a better word) don't understand the joke properly, and Dax is making some stupider decisions than normal (though not as stupid or out of character as some people seem to think).

Yeah, I think everyone realizes it's a character. But like you said, some people are starting to wonder if some of what they thought was shtick are actual parts of Dax's personality. Some of the things he says he does are funny coming from a fictional character, but pathetic, though still funny in a different way, coming from a 40-year-old man. I'm starting to think Dax is using "I was drunk" or "I was on acid" for an excuse every time he shits the bed on the Killstream is less like a Dick bit and more like a guy who just genuinely shit the bed and is trying to make a joke out of it. It's funny, but it's kind of pathetic in that "The joke's on you I was only pretending to be retarded!" kind of way.

Remember, Maddox was just as cool with the online crowd back in the late 90s/early 2000s as Dick is now. It was exactly the same. He played a character that was an exaggerated version of himself. Then George started creeping in more and more and the shtick increasingly became a bit of a stretch and it got sad. I think this is what's happening to Dick.
 
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The Dick vs Dax thing is a pretty poor excuse for his behavior. It seems to be a tendency that everything he does that’s funny is Dick and when he acts like a lolcow, it’s Dax. In practice, those streams have crossed over so frequently that it doesn’t sound like much of a reason or excuse anymore. It comes off like a dickhead who wants an easy explanation and excuse why Dick/Dax is fucking up. Not sure why seething and simping for weeks on end is just totally a joke, bro!
 
Yeah, I think everyone realizes it's a character. But like you said, some people are starting to wonder if some of what they thought was shtick are actual parts of Dax's personality. Some of the things he says he does are funny coming from a fictional character, but pathetic, though still funny in a different way, coming from a 40-year-old man. I'm starting to think Dax is using "I was drunk" or "I was on acid" for an excuse every time he shits the bed on the Killstream is less like a Dick bit and more like a guy who just genuinely shit the bed and is trying to make a joke out of it. It's funny, but it's kind of pathetic in that "The joke's on you I was only pretending to be retarded!" kind of way.

Remember, Maddox was just as cool with the online crowd back in the late 90s/early 2000s as Dick is now. It was exactly the same. He played a character that was an exaggerated version of himself. Then George started creeping in more and more and the shtick increasingly became a bit of a stretch and it got sad. I think this is what's happening to Dick.

I genuinely think he's been fucked up more often than not for the last couple of months of non-TDS content, but I also agree he's using it as an excuse of sorts. I don't think it's the ' I had an off day so will say I was drunk' excuse that most people are suspecting though, I think he's just rationalizing the fact he can't necessarily function the way he used to when he's that deep in( I mean, he's literally said as much in the last year), AND he's probably been drinking/using more than usual due to the lockdown and life in general. I agree it's pretty sad. I quite like his content still, but the dude is getting old now and I think he needs to re-evaluate a bunch of things. From how much booze and drugs he does to the format of his show and a bunch of stuff in between.

I kind of disagree about Maddox though. I don't think he was portraying much of a character. In fact I think the biggest difference between Maddox and George was that George umm'd and ahh'd a lot more and didn't have the benefiit of being able to editorialize his life ,unlike the ability to fine tune an article or edit a podcast that Maddox had.

Dick and Dax are slowly merging into one and the same though, which is always a risk when you play a persona for so long but keep bringing in your personal life.

EDIT: I also don't think IBS suits his style at all. Those type of things are much less structured than his own show and has a lot more unpredictability. Plus his sperg on then sperg off routine falls very awkwardly. It's also a different audience, and I don't think he entirely grasps (grasped?) that.
 
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I'm starting to think Dax is using "I was drunk" or "I was on acid" for an excuse every time he shits the bed on the Killstream is less like a Dick bit and more like a guy who just genuinely shit the bed and is trying to make a joke out of it. It's funny, but it's kind of pathetic in that "The joke's on you I was only pretending to be exceptional!" kind of way.
I'll never forget how shockingly bad his showing was on the Killstream roast. Just joke after joke not landing at all. The next day? Ahhh I was so drunk. Really? You were so drunk that your pre-written jokes you were reading off a list all fizzled out? Or were you drunk when you wrote them too?

A good comedian can pick up the pieces and at least fall back on making fun of themselves in a funny way. It's like a core skill for them to be able to make light of the situation they're in. Not to mention it's a common enough thing for any regular guy to do in an awkward social situation, or when picking up a girl. It was insane to listen while he kept going and going and never even made the attempt.
 
The only good advice Dick ever gives boils down to, or often enough just is, "don't be a pussy." DBAP is a keyword to live by, and anyone can do it, no matter how socially awkward.

Sad to see him act like a big quivering gash.
 
What does it even mean to peak in highschool when Dick in the present makes loads of cash, probably more than he ever has made in his life? It reminds me of when MundaneMatt making fun of Dick for plateuing at a far higher cliff he could ever hope to achieve. An income well over 6 figures.
 
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I don't know if anyone has mentioned this but something occurred to me last night. The bitch he flew in from Austin said Dax didn't do any drugs the whole time she was there, and I'm assuming she did drugs the whole she was in his mansion. Wouldn't that that be rape because she was under the influence???

I'm not saying that I agree with that mindset, but dick better be careful.
I'm unsure if you are being ironic or not. If you are being serious, then you haven't paid attention the whole time. Other people have told stories of doing drugs with Dick, no source for claim, (insert gay sounding gamer gay argument about muh ethics in rape accusations) etc.

Anyways made a new TDS reddit game to keep myself ammused.
>Step 1: go to The Dick Show subreddit
>Step 2: Find a comment from someone who is talking like a sheep amongst Dax's heard.
>Step 3: enjoy laughing at the cringe you find

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Ever notice how everyone loves the Farms til they get the same treatment everyone else gets?

I mean obviously some people don't agree with my observation, but people have been metoo-ed for less. Just the fact he posts on Twitter about a take coming from a random internet sperg is telling.

The one thing we definitely learned is dick aims for trailer trash pussy. What a Chad.
 
genuinely trying to reboot a TBPITU type show (or at least one with similar energy) with someone of a rivaling ideology/attitude
I agree. His classic yin/yang dynamic with Maddox was really, really good. He can be good on his own, but it gets stale when none of his outrageous ideas are challenged. Sean has been able to fulfill that role a little bit when they argue about mental health or the Chinese Virus, but Sean is not nearly pedantic enough to have an extremely strong opinion on Q-tips, for example.

Boogie? He only pretends to stand up to Dick.

Destiny? Too unlikable in my opinion, but it could work. Unfortunately, he wouldn't actually associate with TDS, and he doesn't need the money either.

PPP? Only interested in causing chaos and demonetizing the IBS-sphere.

Who could possibly fulfill the role of Maddox but Maddox?

I don't know how Dick typically uses Twitter, but I know how lolcows typically use Twitter, and getting assmad and yelling at Kiwi Farms screen shots is how a lolcow typically uses Twitter.
You guys keep talking about him "sperging" this, "getting butthurt" that, but I'm just not seeing it. The only time he really sperged was when he went up against PPP and had no idea how to deal with his "dirty gumball tactics" as Josh put it.
 
What does it even mean to peak in highschool when Dick in the present makes loads of cash, probably more than he ever has made in his life? It reminds me of when MundaneMatt making fun of Dick for plateuing at a far higher cliff he could ever hope to achieve. An income well over 6 figures.

When you take the cost of living in LA into account, the fact that he's turned his entire life into a circus for his show and the fact that e-celebs have a relatively short shelf life, $20k a month isn't that much, really. Granted it's absolutely better than Mundane Matt, but in a decade when the Dick Show is most likely a distant memory no corperate HR department is going to touch him with a 10 foot pole because of all the shit that will pop up when you Google his name. Lowtax was making absolute bank for seven or eight years too and look at him now. I hope he's good at saving money.
 
I agree. His classic yin/yang dynamic with Maddox was really, really good. He can be good on his own, but it gets stale when none of his outrageous ideas are challenged. Sean has been able to fulfill that role a little bit when they argue about mental health or the Chinese Virus, but Sean is not nearly pedantic enough to have an extremely strong opinion on Q-tips, for example.

Boogie? He only pretends to stand up to Dick.

Destiny? Too unlikable in my opinion, but it could work. Unfortunately, he wouldn't actually associate with TDS, and he doesn't need the money either.

PPP? Only interested in causing chaos and demonetizing the IBS-sphere.

Who could possibly fulfill the role of Maddox but Maddox?

Ideally it would be just one person, but I can't think of anyone who fits the bill of being far enough away from the majority of Dick's stated beliefs while also being willing to be associated with him and entertainingly stubborn enough to argue with him.

In a slightly different timeline Asterious would probably have been a good fit, and what a bitter fucking pill to swallow that would have been for Maddox. Destiny would be the closest fit of those you mentioned, but he is literally incapable of having a friendly debate without just ruining the whole thing and turning it into a pedant galishgalopping shitshow, not to mention I doubt he would do it. You mentioned PPP as well, but what about Godwinson? Not sure how his 'debate' skills stand up, but he has some really bloody odd takes on a lot of things and can be very entertaining and willing to do autistic research. I doubt he would be willing to do it either though. Who's that commie that has flirted with IBS stuff? Vaush? Never seen anything with him but how would he go?

Another solution would be a rotating cast based on the topic. Plenty of people in Dick's sphere who disagree with him on varying things. Man, the formula for the show was basically perfect in the first place though. Even with the initial fallout from the show and the lawsuit, if it wasn't for the fact that Maddox has gone so heavily 'hollywood' left I'd say there was still a chance to bring it back, but that kind of association is so ridiculously verboten for those types.

When you take the cost of living in LA into account, the fact that he's turned his entire life into a circus for his show and the fact that e-celebs have a relatively short shelf life, $20k a month isn't that much, really. Granted it's absolutely better than Mundane Matt, but in a decade when the Dick Show is most likely a distant memory no corperate HR department is going to touch him with a 10 foot pole because of all the shit that will pop up when you Google his name. Lowtax was making absolute bank for seven or eight years too and look at him now. I hope he's good at saving money.

He literally still works and makes money from the IRL company he founded decades(?) ago. The Dick Show isn't his dayjob.
 
Part of why I don't believe Dick is actually much of a misogynist, and possibly not one at all, is a real misogynist who thought all women were dumb and incompetent would never hire them as legal counsel.

This hurts the most, I thought he was a misogynist and he goes off and says nice/gay things to a bitch over text and even hires a w*man?
You were supposed to be better than this Dax.
FUCK.
 
I mean obviously some people don't agree with my observation, but people have been metoo-ed for less. Just the fact he posts on Twitter about a take coming from a random internet sperg is telling.

The one thing we definitely learned is dick aims for trailer trash pussy. What a Chad.
Ummm you realized the whole first hour of what I posted is a news babe talking about how Dick tried pressuring a news babe to date his lawyer then treated her like garbage when he didn't get what he wanted and making fun of a thread on the subreddit that spurred from a random new account that is and got upvoted to shit on Modern Medusa for her appearance.

BURN THE STRAW MAN!

Funny thing... It's always been a community joke Dick uses the news babe segment as an excuse to scout for pussy, even ruining things with more audience beloved news babes (JLH and Layce). It was later confirmed by one of the news babes this was not true... he actually uses it as a way to scout for pussy for himself and his weird inner circle cult.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C_X4Fes9cg0

It's a joke when he wants it to be and serious when he needs to lie to people who gets what he wants that way Dick is never accountable for his actions and he can say he was just meme pranking bro. He's openly said he doesn't care about contradicting himself. Also amongst his tard fanbase they use "Dick was just kidding" to write off everything he does.



Dick and his weird inner circle come off creepy, cult like, and vindictive in that first hand account that is all LONG before any of the drama sagas ever broke out... but not a #MeToo moment.

Rape isn't some trump card you can play whenever you want to win. Everyone is telling you you are stupid because you are literally acting like a strawman that Dick and Ralph would attack in order to distract from valid complaints and smear everyone who is shitting on them. Also this ends justify the means shit is A-loggy. Honestly I kinda wanna make fun of you for being an f-slur about trying to get people to #MeToo someone
 
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He literally still works and makes money from the IRL company he founded decades(?) ago. The Dick Show isn't his dayjob.

I did not know that. I did a quick google and found an infographic company. Is that the one you mean? I dunno, it looks like a million other marketing company websites I've seen with the same buzzwords and the copyright date and stuff from the portfolio all seems to be from around 2017. Maybe it's successful, maybe it's not. I don't know.
 
I agree. His classic yin/yang dynamic with Maddox was really, really good. He can be good on his own, but it gets stale when none of his outrageous ideas are challenged. Sean has been able to fulfill that role a little bit when they argue about mental health or the Chinese Virus, but Sean is not nearly pedantic enough to have an extremely strong opinion on Q-tips, for example.

Boogie? He only pretends to stand up to Dick.

Destiny? Too unlikable in my opinion, but it could work. Unfortunately, he wouldn't actually associate with TDS, and he doesn't need the money either.

PPP? Only interested in causing chaos and demonetizing the IBS-sphere.

Who could possibly fulfill the role of Maddox but Maddox?


You guys keep talking about him "sperging" this, "getting butthurt" that, but I'm just not seeing it. The only time he really sperged was when he went up against PPP and had no idea how to deal with his "dirty gumball tactics" as Josh put it.
It's just the point he even bothers to post it on Twitter. Nothing PPP was dirty tac
Ummm you realized the whole first hour of what I posted is a news babe talking about how Dick tried pressuring a news babe to date his lawyer then treated her like garbage when he didn't get what he wanted and making fun of a thread on the subreddit that spurred from a random new account that is and got upvoted to shit on Modern Medusa for her appearance.





Dick and his weird inner circle come off creepy, cult like, and vindictive in that first hand account that is all LONG before any of the drama sagas ever broke out... but not a #MeToo moment.

Rape isn't some trump card you can play whenever you want to win. Everyone is telling you you are stupid because you are literally acting like a strawman that Dick and Ralph would attack in order to distract from valid complaints and smear everyone who is shitting on them. Also this ends justify the means shit is A-loggy. Honestly I kinda wanna make fun of you for being an f-slur about trying to get people to #MeToo someone
Lol who did I tell to go me too him?? Just seems like really stupid behavior on his part when I imagine a lot of people don't like him.
 
Lol who did I tell to go me too him?? Just seems like really stupid behavior on his part when I imagine a lot of people don't like him

He already got metoo'd (hate that this is a verb) by Maddox lol.

Its actually my main theory as to why Dick is so friendly with fans and listeners, the LA comedy scene wants nothing to do with him so he had to build up a new group of friends (read sycophants)
 
I feel like people are once again misunderstanding how Dick typically uses twitter. There's nothing new with what he's doing, other than some of his recent lamer jokes being directed at posters here. Hell, I think people continue to misunderstand his character in general, as shown by the people talking about his advice.

That's not to say Dax's lifestyle isn't mildly pathetic and he probably needs to grow up and let of the past a little bit (I understood where he was going with the homcoming king joke attempt, but it genuinely was really telling of his mindset), but Dick Masterson is literally a fictional character played for effect. It's certain aspects of Dax ramped up to 11, while others aspects are nullified. I'd agree that it's getting harder to tell where Dax ends and Dick begins, and it probably has been becoming more of an issue since he originally started participating with the IBS crowd a year or two ago, but you have to remember that most of what you see him do/say/post online is done for effect. Part of the 'charm' of Dick as a character is that he's a sarcastic arsehole that doesn't care if he looks bad while being a dick or making a joke, and that he'll turn on a dime and go into a fast and loud rage for 30 seconds then be calm and collected 5 seconds later. Just a shame that Dax is letting a few too many of his personal insecurities through recently (even though he's right about LSD, he's acting sensitive over it).

Personally I just think Dax has been partially fucked by the lockdown. He's clearly stressed out by it and making poorer decisions than usual (especially in terms of going on shows too far under the influence), and all this is coinciding during a fairly long stretch of 'meh' quality in his show and a bunch of minor controversies in a row (Mint, invoices, JLH).

I have a suspicion Dax realises most of this though, he's talked an awful lot the last 6 months about how he would do a TBPITU type show with various other people. TDS has simply become a bit stale, I guess you could say the meta that the internet likes has changed at the same time Dick AND Dax has gotten older, while some original fans have been replaced by these annoying incel types that don't completely understand the character or original appeal of Dick Masterson and treat him far too literally and actually look up to the character instead of just liking the character.

tl;dr Dax is getting older, the Dick character and Show staler, too much of his new audience (and new detractors, for lack of a better word) don't understand the joke properly, and Dax is making some stupider decisions than normal (though not as stupid or out of character as some people seem to think).
Tbh I think a lot of this comes from (afaik at least) the Dick hasn’t had to deal with a major controversy on his end before. He’s been disliked or found annoying, but I think it’s been quite a while since a prominently displayed group of people laughed AT him in a way that makes him this uncomfortable.( To be fair none of this reflects my opinion on the NP2 bullshit or anything, just Dick himself.)
I’ve seen so many people say “you all don’t get the joke”, and maybe I don’t, but he just doesn’t seem funny even when I look at it through the lens of his fans. I don’t watch the Dick Show or know a whole lot about the people involved so I’m kind of new to this, and considering this is the farms I shouldn’t tell y’all that you need to take this with a grain of salt, but he acts like someone who is used to being funny but is utterly flummoxed when being laughed at. He brought up being homecoming king and shit and it made me think- he legit seems like one of those kids in high school who were used to being mean and cruel but “don’t worry I was kidding” and built his “comedy” off that. I say that bc his routine is that juvenile and bc I think everyone knows this person and they almost never grow up outside of high school and typically don’t move past a low wage low skilled job- Dick just got lucky.

That’s enough for my a mature armchair psychology.
Tldr Dick isn’t used to being laughed at and responds badly bc he’s not grown up past a very immature early 20 and it’s legitimately depressing.
 
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