💥 Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

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multiverse said:
Did he add the cartoons, or did you?
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Made it with this comic from Drawtism:
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>Laying flat to hide belly pudge
>Still sucking it in because he has no core definition
>Pale skin, bad lighting, and lack of muscle tone makes him look like a corpse
Even Jeffrey Dahmer would have thrown this sickly looking motherfucker out of his bed
(also Jeff liked 'em young and hung so onion is out the door anyway)
 
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He's doing the "Salesalesale noones buying my shit nudes" shit again. Funny considering the fact that the majority of the accounts commenting are just his socks.

The 'u' accounts are real, btw, not bots. But he's paying himself money to look popular.

:story:
 
heatboss said:
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Oh dear no please.

I really don't wanna view a fucking jerkoff video from greg.
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I don't think there's ever going to be one. There's simply no way to properly conceal that you're jerking off a prosthetic. It would be dumb even to keep them boxers on because it won't move as natural as a semi-boner would.

I don't know why I know so many details about penises or jerking off since I am a woman, but I highly doubt he's ever gonna show his actual tiny peen. He's been using that prosthetic baby arm to try and feign the impression that if he DID show his dick, it would be impressive because that's what he wishes to be. But since he doesn't actually have that big of a penis it's a definite no-go for him to ever show it bare.
 
Kinda let down no one voted for "oral sex (on you)" since it would have been hilarious. Then I remember Gweggy poo hates oral sex and we all know he paid a click sweatshop for this poll. ETA: plus if it was his socks voting, he knows he can hide the tictac with a fleshlight.

Also lol at the "I like male feet" guy :story:
 
I wanna bet my money on Gurg using pocket pussy to hide his baby carrot if he is serious about posting jerk off video
 
heatboss said:
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Oh dear no please.

I really don't wanna view a fucking jerkoff video from greg.
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Hey! Speak for yourself. Masturbation is the only sex act that Greg excels in, because he does it all day every day; so he had damn well know how to pleasure himself.

Also, as was previously mentioned, jerking a prosthetic is weird. He would have to use tricky camera angles to make this whole session work. I'm down with watching this man work, for once. And I want to hear the background noises of his porn. You guys know he's got to be the type to keep the sound on.

Concerning @Rustycup... Wouldn't it just be awesome to see a man with a fake penis jerk it in a Fleshlight? It's all latex on latex on dick. So very dry for Greg. Which is just how he likes it.

I know far too much about this man's sexuality and what drives it, and yet I know nothing.
 
scarylook said:
You know that video where Chris Chan shows how he'd eat a girl out? I'd imagine it's gonna be something like that
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Gross. I picture Gerg's skills on par with a dog lapping up water. Or, more like a dog licking all the juice off a piece of meat, and occasionally sloppily gnawing on it. The very thought would hurt my lady bits, but it's not like he gives girls face, at all, so I know it's probably only happened once or twice.
 
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