💥 Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

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What the fuck was that thing he worked on called Crovati? I've never seen that before. Also his curriculum vitae is surprisingly sparse of his stint in the air force. It's sparse of anything useful like what technology and software he's proficient with, etc. Greg having a LinkedIn is amusing in itself. Good find.
 
Virgo said:
What the fuck was that thing he worked on called Crovati? I've never seen that before. Also his curriculum vitae is surprisingly sparse of his stint in the air force. It's sparse of anything useful like what technology and software he's proficient with, etc. Greg having a LinkedIn is amusing in itself. Good find.
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And the website he made for it redirects to an ad site. So he's apparently gone to the Margo Palermo school of "buy useless web addresses, put ads on them ", circa 1998 business plan.

He hasn't updated his resume since 2013.
 
Virgo said:
Also his curriculum vitae is surprisingly sparse of his stint in the air force. It's sparse of anything useful like what technology and software he's proficient with, etc. Greg having a LinkedIn is amusing in itself. Good find.
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Not to mention the broken grammar and punctuation, and how he included his fee-fees in something that is usually kept completely aseptic.

"But it's all part of why I love working most my waking hours, as I am so lucky to be doing what I am." This sentence doesn't make sense.

The channel was opened in 2006, and he writes that he has been doing this "job" for 11 years. This crap was written in 2017, and not only he doesn't mention his stint in the military, but he also doesn't mention the books he's written. His main channel (Onision) counts more than 2 million subscribers still, but he wrote that his "subscribers base extends beyond 600,000", which... okay, it's technically correct, but why would he not write the correct number, since it's the only thing he has left of his days of glory? This whole thing is so weird.

Also, I don't know anything about college education in the US, but in 2002 Greg turned 17, so... did he start college at 16? Because from the stories he told, he met Skye in 2003 while they were in the same high school class, and got hitched and enrolled in the military in 2005, immediately after getting his diploma with an incredibly low GPA.
 
Whale Lake 2 said:
Not to mention the broken grammar and punctuation, and how he included his fee-fees in something that is usually kept completely aseptic.

"But it's all part of why I love working most my waking hours, as I am so lucky to be doing what I am." This sentence doesn't make sense.

The channel was opened in 2006, and he writes that he has been doing this "job" for 11 years. This crap was written in 2017, and not only he doesn't mention his stint in the military, but he also doesn't mention the books he's written. His main channel (Onision) counts more than 2 million subscribers still, but he wrote that his "subscribers base extends beyond 600,000", which... okay, it's technically correct, but why would he not write the correct number, since it's the only thing he has left of his days of glory? This whole thing is so weird.

Also, I don't know anything about college education in the US, but in 2002 Greg turned 17, so... did he start college at 16? Because from the stories he told, he met Skye in 2003 while they were in the same high school class, and got hitched and enrolled in the military in 2005, immediately after getting his diploma with an incredibly low GPA.
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The resume was written in 2013. The stats and links were valid back then, I presume.
 
his sex work phase is amusing but its the same as his kombucha pissy phase and anything before. its anything to get attention. sure it could potentially have roots in wanting to make ex's feel bad cus they have onlyfans but he proves its all about his own narrative. he cant even show his small lil pecker. there is a market for tiny men with lil peener but greg wants to feel like a big boy for once. he wants outrage and he gets it when people focus on stuff like this
 
"I'm very insecure about my body and strangle fake dicks pls notice me uwu"
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The Most Honest Yootoober™ could at least try to attempt some kind of consistency. Good thing his fans give cabbage a run for it's money when it comes to sentience.
 

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heatboss said:
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The grammar nazi in me appreciates this, then I look at Greg's big brain saying "a lot of you" and I wonder what's the point of it.

I really want to see where this sex worker phase is going. His leaked discord tells us he's trying to stir up controversy again for money. So will the final phase be him pulling the strap on out and saying "hurr durrrr got you all, you all thought I'd really show my dick?"
 
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He's definitely going to try to pass something like this off as all him, he'll do so in a shopped photo like other anons have speculated.

I've mentioned it before, but there's a leaked discord call from within the last few months (maybe less than that) where Greg sperges to the pigs about how terrible big dicks are. He seriously rants about it for several minutes and gets pissy at one of the pigs after she "jokingly" insinuates he's wrong. I know someone had uploaded it to YouTube, and I am pretty sure it's from after he stopped streaming all of his discord calls to Periscope. Does anyone happen to know which one it is? I was hoping to find it again and give it another listen so I can pull quotes from Greg about how REEE BAD REE big dicks are. I'll keep looking through YT and will update this comment if I am able to find it.

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Translation: "I am still trying to make a Photoshop of my cock that doesn't look fake as fuck"
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My exact thought as well.
 
Whale Lake 2 said:
Also, I don't know anything about college education in the US, but in 2002 Greg turned 17, so... did he start college at 16? Because from the stories he told, he met Skye in 2003 while they were in the same high school class, and got hitched and enrolled in the military in 2005, immediately after getting his diploma with an incredibly low GPA.
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You can start college at 17 in the US under certain circumstances, like if you were a graduating junior or had a late birthday that caused you to not turn 18 until after HS graduation. Also if you were able to skip a grade.

Some schools will allow you to have dual enrollment classes, which is where you take college credit classes online through a college in HS to go ahead and get a jump on your college credits.

But I don't know about 16, even with the online stuff. I'm sure it's happened before though, but the students were probably literal geniuses (which Onion is the polar opposite of).
 
grim darque said:
The Most Honest Yootoober™ could at least try to attempt some kind of consistency. Good thing his fans give cabbage a run for it's money when it comes to sentience.
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Well when you spend 95% of your waking life yanking it to hentai, I imagine it’d be pretty hard to know how to properly fake having a large peepee.
 
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