🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

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instythot said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ahRR_6gAT8I
Lol

Ashton just cut a wrestling promo over this. God bless that fat exceptional leaf f-slur
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People that don't get PPP just aren't cultured.
 
Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
What do you even want out of this autism sphere? More boring alt-right debates? Moralfag crusades against Suzy Lu? This is pure raw spergery, everyone's screaming at each other over nothing, it's the best type of bloodsports.
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Oh I love this, but to some extent I'm still surprised these morons let this shit spiral like it does. But hey, way too late for that!
 
Horus said:
I do not for a moment believe there is some giant grand conspiracy to cover for Dick, but as a thought exercise, let's say there is. Let's say people are covering for him.

So what? So Dick has friends who will help him when he screws up, what of it? Ever cover for a friend or do something stupid and need a buddy to help you out? It happens to all of us at some point in our lives, it's part of the reason why we as people try and make friends to start with.

At worst we are watching some people help a friend out after he did something stupid. We will get a few chuckles out of it, and probably find something else to laugh at in a few days.
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Literally nobody here believes it/ cares about the conspiracy, it's just funny to see them get mad at a fat canadian bringing it up like it is a thing
 
Goku 1000000 O said:
The more I listen to PPP the more surprised I am people actually try to listen to him. Like this isn't really autism, guys. Its a very good act from someone who knows how to play a good shit stirring character. Like why give him attention, Ralph?

But hey I guess thats what showing your asshole on stream gets you in this corner.
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I watched his original 2 hour stream on the topic and think he was dead serious then, he was literally on the verge of crying for the second half but I think Godwinson told him he was taking it too seriously or something so they crafted a narrative to run with which is how we ended up here. Godwinson is a good showman who knows how to be entertaining even if whatever he's saying is fucking stupid but I have no idea why people bother listening to PPP other than an attempt to push a fat retard into a position of influence just for the lulz.
 
Atomsk said:
have no idea why people bother listening to PPP other than an attempt to push a fat exceptional individual into a position of influence just for the lulz.
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That's literally the only reason why people watch him, he knows how to get under certain peoples skins really well and propping him up lets him continue it/ getting those people madder
 
garakfan69 said:
He's only here because it's loosely related to Ralph.
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No. Bry Bry has been consistently in PPP's chat for about a year. Ashton makes a point of berating or ignoring him often enough. This is just all of his interests converging in what must be a dopamine overdose for him
 
Thank god for the OP was trying to piece together what the hell was going on last night and very quickly gave up. This is great though. A shit show is at it's best when nobody involved looks good.
 
There's a lot of soy and high octave screeching in that YouTube clip.

Reminded me of a Democratic Socialists of America meeting. "POINT OF ORDER, POINT OF ORDER! PLEASE DON'T USE AUTISM AS A SLUR!"

Nick Rekieta is a master of Jerry Springer content farming.
 
Okay the autism is flowing fast, but I haven't seen an answer for this. Why does Zoom have Dick's personal number? We know he does as a fact. We know what Zoom's answer is. All we have from Dick is "lol I find him funny", which implies some stuff but doesn't actually answer the question.
 
instythot said:
Many people aren't grasping that Dick Masterson is a character portrayed by Dax Hererra. There was always going to be a discrepancy between how Dick acts and what Dax says in private.

I find the texts kind of funny. Nothing to really care about, and certainly not for an extended period. Where the humor is, and why this took off is how this clearly got under Dax's skin, and with all the unnecessary defenses when any reasonable person would accept "So what?" or even "You wanna hand me your phone and see if I can find anything to laugh at?" as a response. The discrepancy of note was not public behavior and private messages but professional troll and thin skin

Going through the content that popped up today around this, the absolute crown jewel I've heard so far was Null giggling uncontrollably when reading chat after asking "Did I miss anything that happened this week that I should talk about?"
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This is what I was getting at. Dax Herrera and Dick Masterson is not one in the same, its a fucking persona on some Dr.Disrespect levels. It feels like the fact that he broke character in some DMs that broke his fanboy army's heart, and put a bit of shade on his brand. Problem is that I don't know if drunk Dax knows that Dick is a guy he plays on his podcasts and guest spots with the "who are you, I'm a chad that fucks women and I'm rich" shit.

The DMs are of Dax, not Dick, pillow talking women into bed, and that shows you money doesnt mean shit when you STILL have to put pussy on a pedestal to fuck it, but the real gold is the reaction him and of some of the people that are loyal to him, specifically Toad, Ralph & the Killstream Crew. Only people that didn't fuck this whole moment completely up is Null and Metokur. Metokur had a laugh at it, and going back to the Killstream with Jesse, didnt get to really say anything, as Ralph and the Crew used the combined power of Autism, Alcoholism, and Boomerism to fuck that moment up. And Null told people several times on many topics if you force his hand, he WONT address it.
 
Disgruntled Pupper said:
Okay the autism is flowing fast, but I haven't seen an answer for this. Why does Zoom have Dick's personal number? We know he does as a fact. We know what Zoom's answer is. All we have from Dick is "lol I find him funny", which implies some stuff but doesn't actually answer the question.
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Simplest answer? Dax is a fucking idiot
 
My main takeaways from all of this:

  • Jesse is a sperg who found potentially funny content and blew it.
  • Ralph is a sperg who ruined the ability to make Jesse the joke in all this by dogpiling him.
  • Dick is a sperg who, shockingly, likes to solve his problems with angry yelling out of character just as much as he does in character. He's surprisingly bad about letting z-list e-celebs get under his skin.
  • Nick Rekieta is low-energy and doesn't know how to use Google Hangouts.
  • KoP is inadvertently helping Dick by latching on to the controversy and getting mad at anyone who doesn't take it seriously enough.
 
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