🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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Man, this shit show is great. No idea it would get to this, but seeing it go from "Null can take metokurs and dicks thrones" to people sperging and null coming to call em faggots is just too much yummy salt. This is why we put autism in vaccines. For internet entertainment.
Goku 1000000 O said:
Who would listen to a pole sucker?
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Because they want their pole sucked?
 
Bryan Dunn said:
Ohman got me! Wow. I better do a flip now. How will I recover!

The trollshield attempt in this thread is pure nectar
>This is all just "forced"
>Reee stop talking about this!
>Jewsh is just great! Dont criticize him!
>All these people are delusional! Dick is a GOD!
>PPP and Godwinson are the REAL lolcows in all this ammirite guys!
>Upboat me upboat me

Absolutely fucking pathetic. After everything ive seen here over the years, this literally degrades this entire site massively. Just laugh at it guys. Its okay to poke fun at your godkings. They will be okay even if they are acting like the fucking world is ending. Im out lol, this is so fucking sad wow
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lmao okay retard. Can't wait to continue reading your autistic rants in an hour. Or maybe it'll be less than an hour?

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TheGoodCensor said:
Could you try your absolute hardest to not come back this time?
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He'll be back. I wish bry bry the best of luck in getting ppp's outline


I fail to see how not finding something particularly interesting is the same as defending Dick fwiw. Even if dick is simping, people are acting like he got caught doing diaperfur shit. I will say he's a goddamn retard for trusting zoom
 
Thirteenfifty said:
dick really not making himself look any better by dredging that shitstorm back up. has mumkey crawled out of his trailer to chime in on this shit yet?
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Mumkey's learned his lesson and the drugs and psychiatrists are working so far. I doubt he would go on about Liu after that fucking train wreck.


Also does anyone just feel really sorry for Drex in all of this? Fucker just wanted to talk MGTOW for 5 hours like usual.
 
The more I listen to PPP the more surprised I am people actually try to listen to him. Like this isn't really autism, guys. Its a very good act from someone who knows how to play a good shit stirring character. Like why give him attention, Ralph?

But hey I guess thats what showing your asshole on stream gets you in this corner.
 
GameDevAnon said:
Yes it was, but it was extremely efficient. It worked. They kept tripping over their words and couldn't form a response. They couldn't come back with lame bantz like they did with PPP.
...and concern trolling or not, I actually agree with the sentiment. What kind of person mails their alcoholic friend bottles of booze? Who does that?
I legit never even considered that aspect of Dick's character until Zoom brought it up.

I totally agree that it was concern trolling, but I don't care. It worked. They had nothing to come back with.

Also, Drexel really hammered Nick for letting Zoom come on and told him it was all his fault. Drexel is a legit good guy. A real friend will tell you when you're fucking up, and Nick fucked up. "You knew all of this stuff about Zoom (doxing, pedo shit) and you brought him on anyway? This is your fault, Nick. You shouldn't have done that."

Drexel is a classy guy. He's definitely someone I would want to be friends with.
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Drex has to start his own channel so we can drag him into IBS hell, he will set everyone straight
 
I do not for a moment believe there is some giant grand conspiracy to cover for Dick, but as a thought exercise, let's say there is. Let's say people are covering for him.

So what? So Dick has friends who will help him when he screws up, what of it? Ever cover for a friend or do something stupid and need a buddy to help you out? It happens to all of us at some point in our lives, it's part of the reason why we as people try and make friends to start with.

At worst we are watching some people help a friend out after he did something stupid. We will get a few chuckles out of it, and probably find something else to laugh at in a few days.
 
Goku 1000000 O said:
The more I listen to PPP the more surprised I am people actually try to listen to him. Like this isn't really autism, guys. Its a very good act from someone who knows how to play a good shit stirring character. Like why give him attention, Ralph?

But hey I guess thats what showing your asshole on stream gets you in this corner.
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What do you even want out of this autism sphere? More boring alt-right debates? Moralfag crusades against Suzy Lu? This is pure raw spergery, everyone's screaming at each other over nothing, it's the best type of bloodsports.
 
Chrisichu said:
Well you certainly inspired the "goodwill and integrity of the community" by locking and moving the original Dick thread to the Food Subforum.

You keep coming to the rescue, Josh. If you aren't defending him for career reasons, I wonder, are you trying to have a threesome with Dick too?

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>Josh and Dick threesome
Please stop, I can only get so erect.
 
Return of the Freaker said:
He'll be back. I wish bry bry the best of luck in getting ppp's outline

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw
I fail to see how not finding something particularly interesting is the same as defending Dick fwiw. Even if dick is simping, people are acting like he got caught doing diaperfur shit. I will say he's a goddamn exceptional individual for trusting zoom
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I don't think anybody finds the texts interesting. The interesting thing is how bringing them up instantly provokes a professional troll to seethe/10 and for some reason causes Ethan Ralph to get so drunk he pukes on stream before disconnecting
 
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