💰 Grifter Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Null said:
Before I was an adult I lived with my family you stupid prick. Even my rich aunt has a home that's something like 5000sqft and that's not even close to $1m. The pricetag makes it a mansion, not the size, you semantics faggot.

How can I not be riveted by this entertainment? Doth mine eyes deceive me, is this is not a bounty of leisure and laughter in front of me? DOX Herrera has said he lives in a mansion, yet the measurements do not lie! The math is sound! It is indeed only 2000sqft! Worry not on the location and price, for those numbers are not in this equation. Compare such a number to this other number and weep, Knight's Templar of the Gunt, for you know I am right!
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Today I Learned 50% of houses are mansions.

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You're been overhearing too many immigrant tales about the US lately.
 
2020Suicide said:
You're been overhearing too many immigrant tales about the US lately.
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A million dollars is a million dollars and no amount of faggot semantics about square footage is going to change the more important number. I am totally unimpressed by your argument and your ability to take screenshots.
 
Null said:
Before I was an adult I lived with my family you stupid prick. Even my rich aunt has a home that's something like 5000sqft and that's not even close to $1m. The pricetag makes it a mansion, not the size, you semantics faggot.

How can I not be riveted by this entertainment? Doth mine eyes deceive me, is this is not a bounty of leisure and laughter in front of me? DOX Herrera has said he lives in a mansion, yet the measurements do not lie! The math is sound! It is indeed only 2000sqft! Worry not on the location and price, for those numbers are not in this equation. Compare such a number to this other number and weep, Knight's Templar of the Gunt, for you know I am right!
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No, mansion has always been about size. He has a nice place but its not a mansion.

I dont know what retarded definition you are using but it's not about the wealth of a place.
 
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oh my god you're right ........ it's about sqft...................... he was WRONG to call his house a mansion

this changes everything. moving the thread to internet famous RIGHT NOW.
 
Null said:
A million dollars is a million dollars and no amount of faggot semantics about square footage is going to change the more important number. I am totally unimpressed by your argument and your ability to take screenshots.
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K, but he says he lives in a Mansion in LA. Being in LA is obviously part of the brag. He doesn't. He has a house in a decent neighborhood of LA.
 
The most hilarious part of all of this is Dick being revealed to be just another Hollywood poser. From the personality, to the comedy and even his house. Sure, he's better than Maddox but they're both part of the same shell of an existence. Trying to cling onto the lifestyle they failed to achieve.
 
There's absolutely nothing embarassing about Dick's house. What is the complaint? That he calls something a mansion that's not really a Beverly Hills mansion? Who gives a shit if he calls it a palace? It's fine. He can be overly proud of his property. Just owning property is something to be proud of.


This is the sort of thing I was on about with the "projection" comments. Señor Espergo is told Dick lives in a Mansion, and finds out it doesn't look like Uncle Phil's house. He feels deeply betrayed, because he's an autistic loser who worshipped sillypants podcast man as a role model. So he logs on the farms, drops the damning evidence that Dick lives in a nice three bedroom split level in what passes for a livable neighborhood in LA.

Imagine his frustration when nobody else gives a shit.
 
Ped Xing said:
There's absolutely nothing embarassing about Dick's house. What is the complaint? That he calls something a mansion that's not really a Beverly Hills mansion? Who gives a shit if he calls it a palace? It's fine. He can be overly proud of his property. Just owning property is something to be proud of.


This is the sort of thing I was on about with the "projection" comments. Señor Espergo is told Dick lives in a Mansion, and finds out it doesn't look like Uncle Phil's house. He feels deeply betrayed, because he's an autistic loser who worshipped sillypants podcast man as a role model. So he logs on the farms, drops the damning evidence that Dick lives in a nice three bedroom split level in what passes for a livable neighborhood in LA.

Imagine his frustration when nobody else gives a shit.
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I care. I've never felt so betrayed in my life.
 
Ped Xing said:
There's absolutely nothing embarassing about Dick's house. What is the complaint? That he calls something a mansion that's not really a Beverly Hills mansion? Who gives a shit if he calls it a palace? It's fine. He can be overly proud of his property. Just owning property is something to be proud of.


This is the sort of thing I was on about with the "projection" comments. Señor Espergo is told Dick lives in a Mansion, and finds out it doesn't look like Uncle Phil's house. He feels deeply betrayed, because he's an autistic loser who worshipped sillypants podcast man as a role model. So he logs on the farms, drops the damning evidence that Dick lives in a nice three bedroom split level in what passes for a livable neighborhood in LA.

Imagine his frustration when nobody else gives a shit.
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If your retort to people is I'm richer than you and live in a mansion, it's funny when you actually don't
 
Null said:
A million dollars is a million dollars and no amount of faggot semantics about square footage is going to change the more important number. I am totally unimpressed by your argument and your ability to take screenshots.
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a million dollars 80% of which is on a 30 year mortgage with 3% interest. median household income is 120k, house payments of 3k. This is pretty basic personal finance stuff.

I posted this because Dick used the typical "I'm better than you" retort. If Dick said "I'm taller than you" and then was reveled to be 5 6 we all know people would be like "well for a mexican that is tall" argument.

You're acting like i'm the one throwing around baseless insults. Dick's the one acting like the emperor with no clothes.
 
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