💰 Grifter Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Clark_Ashton]

the definition given by actual realtors, or at the very least say 2x median square footage.

Wich happens to be the same number: 5,000 sqft.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

"The whole board is against you."

Man it seems to me running shit like the farms really is a thankless task

Lets be real here, Dick Masterson, no matter what problems people may have with him, is one of the only people in the world making it possible for places like the farms to exist, for people to turn against him and stab him over failing some sort of retarded purity tests is whay places like this are disappearing. Fucking idiots are intent on killing off the only good parts of the internet because someone can make a fucking dime off of it, its really pathetic.

 

[Tookie]

The majority of bloodsports in-drama comes from bloodsport affiliated people not attacking their own. Metokur won't attack JF? Drama. Ralph won't attack Andy? Drama. Toad won't attack Dick? Drama. Etc. The bloodsport audience seems to hate the concept of friends/alliances. They just want complete global devastation.

It worked out great for stream.me.

 

[GameDevAnon]

I agree with Josh about the house but it's the same situation as the "cover up." Josh is friends with Dick so he'll defend him. It's a tough spot.

The best thing that anyone who is friends with Dick can do right now, is to remain silent. Defending him isn't working, it's just riling people up even more, and then the defender gets added to the attack list.
I STILL like Dick, but I'm an objective person, and I'm having a shitload of fun laughing at him. This is a funny situation. It's hilarious. Dick just happens to be the butt of this joke.

If he truly is "a man" like he claims, he should be able to take a little bit of what he routinely dishes out without a bunch of faggots tripping over each other to rush to his aid.

 

[Guntleman]

The best thing that anyone who is friends with Dick can do right now, is to remain silent. Defending him isn't working, it's just riling people up even more, and then the defender gets added to the attack list.
I STILL like Dick, but I'm an objective person, and I'm having a shitload of fun laughing at him. This is a funny situation. It's hilarious. Dick just happens to be the butt of this joke.

If he truly is "a man" like he claims, he should be able to take a little bit of what he routinely dishes out without a bunch of faggots tripping over each other to rush to his aid.

I agree the best thing to do is just stay out of it and that's what Josh seems to kind of be doing. I was just saying IF he defended Dick I'd get it.

 

[ddlloo]

Josh, just walk away man.
Dick got seriously BTFOed last night, and practically the whole board is against him. Any defence you provide for him is going to backfire on you. I agree with you about the house, but it's probably best for you to stay neutral on this situation. Obviously, do what you want, but I can tell this won't go the way you think.

The best thing that anyone who is friends with Dick can do right now, is to remain silent. Defending him isn't working, it's just riling people up even more, and then the defender gets added to the attack list.
I STILL like Dick, but I'm an objective person, and I'm having a shitload of fun laughing at him. This is a funny situation. It's hilarious. Dick just happens to be the butt of this joke.

If he truly is "a man" like he claims, he should be able to take a little bit of what he routinely dishes out without a bunch of faggots tripping over each other to rush to his aid.

Eat a big ol' bag of dicks, buddy.
>Practically the whole board is against him
>defending him will backgfire against you
>defending him isn't working.... the defender just gets added to the attack list!
>I Still like Dick!

Eat a big ol' bag of hairy dicks, you blatantly manipulative faggot.

 

[GameDevAnon]

You're not going to start shitting up my site and demand I stay hands off while you take the reigns and start doing whatever the fuck you want. You might've had that chance if you didn't aggressively try to drag me in.

Go through my post history from yesterday. I did NONE of the shit that you've just accused me of. I never "aggressively dragged you into this." What the fuck, dude.
As far as shitting up your site is concerned: Shitting up the site is what The Farms are all about. You just don't like the target this time.

Eat a big ol' bag of hairy dicks, you blatantly manipulative faggot.

Dilate.

 

[Null]

As far as shitting up your site is concerned: Shitting up the site is what The Farms are all about. You just don't like the target this time.

I'm very obviously aware of the 6 people who registered this week trying to do something because they keep tagging me and screeching about where the thread is on the board - despite Nick and my own stream being in IF already.

The fuckheads like @Gravityqueen4life saying "just call him a lolcow bro" like that's even what I do. like I sit and arbitrate this shit. I need a fucking form to approve before someone gets that label and it's my job to do this. I fucking hate these newfags.

 

[GameDevAnon]

I'm very obviously aware of the 6 people who registered this week trying to do something because they keep tagging me and screeching about where the thread is on the board - despite Nick and my own stream being in IF already.

The fuckheads like @Gravityqueen4life saying "just call him a lolcow bro" like that's even what I do. like I sit and arbitrate this shit. I need a fucking form to approve before someone gets that label and it's my job to do this. I fucking hate these newfags.

OK, but I'm not one of those 6 people.

 

[Null]

cool, good to know

 

[Tookie]

@Null consider doing a MATI stream about A-Log. He's faded from collective memory and could be a useful cautionary tale for the IBS autists.

 

[Near]

I agree. This thread requires a promotion. Off topic is just not enough.
Move it to Spergatory.

 

[Null]

I can't because the a-log comedy routine is gone. There's one on YouTube but the one that's actually the worst is where he's trying to tell people who CWC is to a live audience in the 2000s.

 

[2021Murder]

I said most of my life, and most of my life I've lived in small apartments with a single bedroom.

so before you were an adult you lived in a mansion and gave up that luxury to run this site, thank you, you're awesome for doing it. I know i wouldn't be able to go from living like a prince in a mansion with the best mother in the world to living in small apartments and on couches. I wish i could be as optimistic as you, and as devoted to a cause.

I'm not trying to start a fight, i'm just saying the numbers don't lie. I hope you all the best and i guarantee you will be rewarded with your own 1400sqft mansion in 3 years by adonai. admittedly that mansion will probably be in the middle of nowhere, but still. You're always going to be the homecoming king of kiwifarms.

 

[Null]

so before you were an adult you lived in a mansion and gave up that luxury to run this site

Before I was an adult I lived with my family you stupid prick. Even my rich aunt has a home that's something like 5000sqft and that's not even close to $1m. The pricetag makes it a mansion, not the size, you semantics faggot.

How can I not be riveted by this entertainment? Doth mine eyes deceive me, is this is not a bounty of leisure and laughter in front of me? DOX Herrera has said he lives in a mansion, yet the measurements do not lie! The math is sound! It is indeed only 2000sqft! Worry not on the location and price, for those numbers are not in this equation. Compare such a number to this other number and weep, Knight's Templar of the Gunt, for you know I am right!

 

[Banworld]

"The whole board is against you."

Man it seems to me running shit like the farms really is a thankless task

Lets be real here, Dick Masterson, no matter what problems people may have with him, is one of the only people in the world making it possible for places like the farms to exist, for people to turn against him and stab him over failing some sort of exceptional purity tests is whay places like this are disappearing. Fucking idiots are intent on killing off the only good parts of the internet because someone can make a fucking dime off of it, its really pathetic.

When you say that they shouldn't "turn their back on him" - I think this whole "DICK HAS DOXXXX" thing is just out and out wrong and highly homosexual, but these DMs are also very gay and Dick ought to be prepared to live by the sword and die by the sword, so to speak. Dick likened the DMs to us 'catching him jacking off', but it wasn't like Dick was just trying to bust a nut. He was doing it in a very gay way - it's more like we caught him jacking off, but he had his thumb up his ass, makeup on, and was watching trap porn.

I think that attitude of 'Dick allows the Farms to exist so we should overlook these pathetic dms' is the mentality of those downplaying how lame this is. Dick did Ralph and co a good turn with NewProject2, they like the guy, and they know the people following this aren't as out for blood as they would be if this were one of their favourite punching bags. I mean, kudos for looking out for your friends, but you're operating in circles where that doesn't mean much.

Honestly, to me Dick just seems like a perpetual child, and the DMs demonstrate that. Everything is about pussy, how women are gross and stupid, and how cool it is to do drugs and fuck loose women, and in pursuit of that you should be happy to debase and embarrass yourself by writing long missives about how 'special' they are. It's as lame as being a soyboy who attends E3 every year and cries over the new Star Wars, you're stuck in this state of awe at the image of what you thought was cool as a kid, and you happily debase yourself in trying to recapture that image. Couple that with the incessant yelling and mom jokes and you get a pretty clear picture of a guy who hasn't grown past age 17, and has the social and financial means necessary to never grow any further.

 

[变性黑鬼]

The best thing that anyone who is friends with Dick can do right now, is to remain silent. Defending him isn't working, it's just riling people up even more, and then the defender gets added to the attack list.

lmao you fucking idiot

 

[Sheryl Nome]

When you say that they shouldn't "turn their back on him" - I think this whole "DICK HAS DOXXXX" thing is just out and out wrong and highly homosexual, but these DMs are also very gay and Dick ought to be prepared to live by the sword and die by the sword, so to speak. Dick likened the DMs to us 'catching him jacking off', but it wasn't like Dick was just trying to bust a nut. He was doing it in a very gay way - it's more like we caught him jacking off, but he had his thumb up his ass, makeup on, and was watching trap porn.

I think that attitude of 'Dick allows the Farms to exist so we should overlook these pathetic dms' is the mentality of those downplaying how lame this is. Dick did Ralph and co a good turn with NewProject2, they like the guy, and they know the people following this aren't as out for blood as they would be if this were one of their favourite punching bags. I mean, kudos for looking out for your friends, but you're operating in circles where that doesn't mean much.

Honestly, to me Dick just seems like a perpetual child, and the DMs demonstrate that. Everything is about pussy, how women are gross and stupid, and how cool it is to do drugs and fuck loose women, and in pursuit of that you should be happy to debase and embarrass yourself by writing long missives about how 'special' they are. It's as lame as being a soyboy who attends E3 every year and cries over the new Star Wars, you're stuck in this state of awe at the image of what you thought was cool as a kid, and you happily debase yourself in trying to recapture that image. Couple that with the incessant yelling and mom jokes and you get a pretty clear picture of a guy who hasn't grown past age 17, and has the social and financial means necessary to never grow any further.

You're not understanding me

I literally do not care about dick's gay DMs and I do not know why anyone does. Make fun of him all you want.

But people are trying to fuck over NP2 stuff with this and that actually pisses me off. Spreading weird conspiracy theories about it and all that is actively bad for parts of the internet like this.

 

[Freedom Fries]

I wasn't referring to you but one of Dick's biggest antifans is a sperg "Cameron Clarke" you see him on Dick's Reddit all the time trying to create drama and all he does is spend his freetime jacking off to Dick. I noticed during last night's stream that he paid a $20 superchat to call Dick a potato and then begged Nick to go on his gay podcast. People like Cameron and Jesse POS think they can cause Dick's downfall when Dick has built a stable career off feuding. It's a bizarre love-hate relationship.

And if you truly hate Dick/Nick or any efamous person on this site then the way to hurt them is to really fucking ignore them. This whole forum & gamer youtube itself can shit on DSP but he ain't going nowhere. Now Dick has material for a whole month to bitch and moan about this instead of making dumb Infowars-lite hot takes on the Coronavirus.

Dick is used to being the scariest, hardest troll in the group. Now he's being faced with actual non-normie trolls who are unphased by his bits and know his buttons. What's worse is that their audience doesn't think, "I'm the Highschool King with a big dick and you're a virgin loser" is funny, clever, or insulting aside from to the person who said it. He's looking more and more like Sargon.

 

[Null]

Dick is used to being the scariest, hardest troll in the group. Now he's being faced with actual non-normie trolls who are unphased by his bits and know his buttons. What's worse is that their audience doesn't think, "I'm the Highschool King with a big dick and you're a virgin loser" is funny, clever, or insulting aside from to the person who said it. He's looking more and more like Sargon.

imo he's stressed over the quarantine and the alcohol isn't helping. he needs to go sober until he's in company again.