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Aaaaaand Jake accidentally lets slip what actually happened that fateful night he got robbed by the cops
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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But hold on Violet, I thought you said you were always getting beaten up at school and targeted by lesbian rape gangs because everyone could tell you were really a woman when you were presenting as male!
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Aren't these the same people who say troons weren't socialized as their birth sex?
Anyway, I love how Jake's stories morph. He accused other people of transforming stories multiple times or extending language until it's meaningless, but that's what he's done here. Someone calling Glinner a chaser automatically meant they were accusing Jake of sleeping with Glinner, and now that in turn means that Jake has "slept his way to the top" even though no one has said any such thing.
It's like when people noticed that Jake wasn't paying his own bills and was collecting a Patreon income on top of whatever income he's being cagey about, and Jake said "they think I'm a wealthy baroness or something."
It's as if now that he identifies as a woman, whenever he hears anything said about him, all he can do is filter it to the closest romance novel trope.
Anyway, I love how Jake's stories morph. He accused other people of transforming stories multiple times or extending language until it's meaningless, but that's what he's done here. Someone calling Glinner a chaser automatically meant they were accusing Jake of sleeping with Glinner, and now that in turn means that Jake has "slept his way to the top" even though no one has said any such thing.
It's like when people noticed that Jake wasn't paying his own bills and was collecting a Patreon income on top of whatever income he's being cagey about, and Jake said "they think I'm a wealthy baroness or something."
It's as if now that he identifies as a woman, whenever he hears anything said about him, all he can do is filter it to the closest romance novel trope.
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Anyone whistling a Jake is just taking the piss out of him. It would be like cat calling a 400 lb Ed Asner as a sexy babe. (of course, that’s even believing this even happened which I highly doubt.)
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Ah yes, the genie's wish twisted to subvert the protagonist. Classic tabletop roleplaying brought to life.
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No one could accuse Beardy of sleeping his way to the top, not only because he’s so fat that hookers would ask for danger money, but because he’s very plainly not at the top and never has been. “Violet could only have got to her position as a friendless, jobless, middle-aged, embittered virgin using her feminine wiles!”
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Truer words were never spoken.
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Jake whining about "nazis" rationing shit he agrees with. Wants people to avoid people who follow people such as Shoe0nhead, Chris Ray Gun, Tim Pool and, his nemesis Mark Kern:
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What a passive-aggressive asshole. You can’t retweet from anyone who even follows anyone who isn’t ideologically pure. North Korea demands less from its citizens. Except North Korea is a government that can enforce its laws, Jake is just a whiny incel on Twitter who drastically overestimates the value of his opinions.
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He really seems to be ramping it up a notch. If you check the latest version of his blocklist there doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to it anymore. Usually he just blocks people who interact with Hachiko, but I can only assume he's moved on to people 2 or 3 "hops" away from the wrongthinkers.
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"EVERYONE IN VIDYA IS TRANS" part 83747
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Women are only allowed to be sarcastic and make dad jokes if they have a dick. It's in the Constitution.
"It's so strange how a girly character like Aerith knows where to go to get other people dolled up! This is incontrovertible proof that she was born a man!". Jake is just full of nuclear hot takes today.
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All the females who partake in the beauty industry are actually males, huh
God this is so stupid. I want Jake to go back to sperging about boiling water.
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Why stop at Aerith being trans? Switch mako for hrt and you're going to have a whole army of trannies working for shinra. Hell, Sephiroth going batshit even fits.
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Funny, since according to troon lore it's supposed to be impossible to tell trans women from Real Wimmenz. But thanks to the hard-hitting reportering of investigative journalist SecretGamerGrrl we now know what to look out for:
- Grooming behavior
- Manly face poorly concealed by silly haircut
- Confined in their own little bubble
- Autistic
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It seems fairly likely that Jake himself made the pledge which briefly took it above $1000.
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"Yeah, I'm fully out of Work Mode right now."
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So a character is trans if:
- They act like the opposite sex,
- They act like the same sex.
- They act like the opposite sex,
- They act like the same sex.
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so here's the op I have been writing up so far in pm's for this thread. I decided to split it into two separate parts given that length is an issue with a cow that produces a thread worth 1000+ pages all by themselves without getting their own forum. I consider this a start that can be further expanded upon later so any bits I should focus in each part and stuff I should add would be appreciated
Secretgamergrrl, a name invokes all sorts of images froma creepy shushing little girl photo, to a balding bearded 40 something year old guy, to a delicate trans womyn desperately trying to right the injustices commited against her. Join me as with the help of several dedicated gnomeologists, I uncover the truth behind Secretgamergrrl.
the early 2010's were a rich time for lolcow chroniclers thanks to Gamergate as lolcows were popping up quite rapidly with social media becoming more set in everyone's life. As many people started looking into Zoe Quinn's followers who were fighting hard in the trenches of the autism holy war under the fitting banner of CON (crash override network), one person in that group caught everyone's eyes. Going by the handle of Secretgamergrrl, he was known for being a stright up fanatic to the cause of Anti gamergate. Recognized by their creepy profile of a photo of a shushing little girl, they soon drew even more eyes on to them for one specific reason.
In short, SGG was batshit crazy, frequently going on longwinded rants about how Zoe Quinn's enemies needed to be brought to "justice," thrown in jail because of massive fraud (to say nothing of numerous acts of scamming occuring on his side), having his enemies on 8 chan thrown in jail for hosting pedophilic images, (that his own side tried to plant there and weren't pedophillic enough in the United States where 8chan is hosted) and just raging hypocrisy throughout about how his own side was sacred and could do no wrong while the enemy was pure evil and needed to be eradicated. People also noticed, a decently done opsec that hid most of this person's personal information on the internet, cluing them to a large trail of internet history they could find
SGG's stay with the con, sorry, CON didn't last as long as he'd hoped. He had quite a bit of falling out with the group due to the creation of a website called social autopsy which would let someone dox their own harrassers, something both sides of Gamergate could agree on was dangerous and needed to be stopped as Randi Lee Harper talked with Jesse Singal about it. This set off SGG something fierce as Jesse was an enemy of troons everywhere, when he agreed with transphobic doctors that medical surgery is needed to transistion so he doxed Randi to an equally psychotic cow named Nora Reed, who hijacked the social coroner twitter to rant and rave about Harper as she was exposed and SGG was tossed into the cold unforgiving world. Even more unperson's followed as another one of his enemies, Soha was alerted to twitter chains where SGG had called her the devil and a Rahkashasa for daring to disagree with mi'lady Zoe causing even more followers to abandon him for this totally not racist thing to do. SGG would desperately post his own Zoe Post about how this was all a huge misunderstanding and none of this was totally his (sorry, her) fault and lost access to his one true Waifu Zoe.
At this time, curious kiwi farmers like chimpburgers started, a thread, trying to find this mysterious individual and who they actually were. It took them less than a week and a goldmine of content was uncovered
the early 2010's were a rich time for lolcow chroniclers thanks to Gamergate as lolcows were popping up quite rapidly with social media becoming more set in everyone's life. As many people started looking into Zoe Quinn's followers who were fighting hard in the trenches of the autism holy war under the fitting banner of CON (crash override network), one person in that group caught everyone's eyes. Going by the handle of Secretgamergrrl, he was known for being a stright up fanatic to the cause of Anti gamergate. Recognized by their creepy profile of a photo of a shushing little girl, they soon drew even more eyes on to them for one specific reason.
In short, SGG was batshit crazy, frequently going on longwinded rants about how Zoe Quinn's enemies needed to be brought to "justice," thrown in jail because of massive fraud (to say nothing of numerous acts of scamming occuring on his side), having his enemies on 8 chan thrown in jail for hosting pedophilic images, (that his own side tried to plant there and weren't pedophillic enough in the United States where 8chan is hosted) and just raging hypocrisy throughout about how his own side was sacred and could do no wrong while the enemy was pure evil and needed to be eradicated. People also noticed, a decently done opsec that hid most of this person's personal information on the internet, cluing them to a large trail of internet history they could find
SGG's stay with the con, sorry, CON didn't last as long as he'd hoped. He had quite a bit of falling out with the group due to the creation of a website called social autopsy which would let someone dox their own harrassers, something both sides of Gamergate could agree on was dangerous and needed to be stopped as Randi Lee Harper talked with Jesse Singal about it. This set off SGG something fierce as Jesse was an enemy of troons everywhere, when he agreed with transphobic doctors that medical surgery is needed to transistion so he doxed Randi to an equally psychotic cow named Nora Reed, who hijacked the social coroner twitter to rant and rave about Harper as she was exposed and SGG was tossed into the cold unforgiving world. Even more unperson's followed as another one of his enemies, Soha was alerted to twitter chains where SGG had called her the devil and a Rahkashasa for daring to disagree with mi'lady Zoe causing even more followers to abandon him for this totally not racist thing to do. SGG would desperately post his own Zoe Post about how this was all a huge misunderstanding and none of this was totally his (sorry, her) fault and lost access to his one true Waifu Zoe.
At this time, curious kiwi farmers like chimpburgers started, a thread, trying to find this mysterious individual and who they actually were. It took them less than a week and a goldmine of content was uncovered
due to the patreon leak in 2015, Secret Gamer Grrl was revealed to the internet as the untransistioned trans person Jake Alley known for his dirty sweat pants, majestic flowing beard and living with his terribly abusive mother. The patreon leak was espicially vital in revealing who SGG actually was as it lead straight to his regular email address and then his real address where, like he described, living near the atlantic ocean and near boston. Jake has not had much experience in actually working, working as a courtesty clerk briefly before he decided such work was beneath him and quitting. His school life wasn't much better as he was avoided by everyone as he claims and had no friends outside his family (likely true)
Jake has enjoyed tabletop roleplaying games for decades as he's old enough to be a father as he started his own game development company called World Domination LLC. It had one published game that Jake financed himself called the Masses vs the Massives, where players play as a Kaiju and the armed forces, fighting for dominance. Jake would spend some time puttering around with this game before the game Monsterpocalypse came out, beating his game and inciting Jake to rage as his beloved project was reduced to mere attic insulation. Jake would try again with a card game called Redshirt that would have been quick to produce but again he puttered around instead of completing the game, losing out to the game Redshirts as he raged yet again, giving up on ever producing his own games and getting good at making them on time.
For those who are curious Jake, for the longest time lived with his mother in the attic of their pituresque house with the ocean and beach clearly in view, instead spending the vast majority of his days and nights up in the attic, logged in to twitter and endlessly tweeting from his desktop where he slanders his mother as an abuser for daring to think he isn't trans for not shaving off his massive beard and being gaslit by a bunch of troons on the internet. Many of his family members are ashamed of Jake as they do share facebook information so they are on some level, aware of Jake's antics.
Jake's father has since moved on with his life and married another woman in florida, ignoring his son's slandering as a anti trans abuser on twitter who took his underaged son to Hooter's and monster truck rallies to get him to man up if not throwing him down ravines or siccing wild dogs on him. The rest of his extended family isn't much better in how they view Jake. Jake was not invited to his cousin Jono's wedding but invited himself, wearing his finest dirty sweat pants and polo shirt along with a coolie hat he picked up from a trip to Japan, Jono's chinese wife being less than amused at this.
Jake has notoriously harrassed other people who can't give less of a shit about him as for him, gamergate never ended. He regularly still slanders, Soha, Singal, Tankies, Hotwheels, Notch and more taking things that would be ignored by most like Notch being mean for making fun of Zoe Quinn to him being a straight up neo nazi, which is listened to for how absurd it is. Jake's lies all follow a noticably trend, since Jake lacks a huge amount of life experience to begin with, he stretches and twists the truth to the point it's a straight up parody like his mother abuses him by serving less than hot tendies or that he can't go out and buy new clothes and shoes because he doesn't have a woman to guide him through the process and so on. Jake is a complete twitter addict and posts practically daily to the point where the thread is regularly bumped by his own twitter ramblings if not new forms of discussion about him, making his thread the longest in the ratking subforum with over 1000 pages and counting.
Jake has claimed to be a trans person who presents as a busty red head named Violet Hargrave that is smoking hat and regurally cat called on the street. He also believes trans people, simply suffer from a glandeur disorder that can simply be corrected by taking over the counter supplements instead of getting surgery like doctors tell you. Jake's "attemps" at transitoning simply involved slather estrogel on his crotch, making even CWC a more competent transisitioner. Jake also holds a huge incel mentality in all of his actions, viewing all "women" who support him as potential mommy figures who can do no wrong as his style of character he played in ttrpg's is a busty female with red hair and a gorgeous figure.
Jake still claims to this day, that he totally isn't doxed as the photos of him irl that have been found as some random stranger, he refuses to name, even as he causually drops info confirming his dox like living near a bookstore/petting zoo combo or confirming his state is connecticut to fight against a trump appointed supreme court justice. Recently, a new saga has taken hold in Jake land as Jake has finally changed his name to a variation of his pen name online Violet Hargrave to Violet Cassandra Ocean and moved to an appartment in east London, the next town over from his mom's house. We don't know how Jake got this appartment or how long he'll have or when he got it, but this poster is willing to bet it won't last for long once whatever money supply he has dries up as Jake's patreon is really just made of a stagnant pool of donators who will only decline at this point
Jake has enjoyed tabletop roleplaying games for decades as he's old enough to be a father as he started his own game development company called World Domination LLC. It had one published game that Jake financed himself called the Masses vs the Massives, where players play as a Kaiju and the armed forces, fighting for dominance. Jake would spend some time puttering around with this game before the game Monsterpocalypse came out, beating his game and inciting Jake to rage as his beloved project was reduced to mere attic insulation. Jake would try again with a card game called Redshirt that would have been quick to produce but again he puttered around instead of completing the game, losing out to the game Redshirts as he raged yet again, giving up on ever producing his own games and getting good at making them on time.
For those who are curious Jake, for the longest time lived with his mother in the attic of their pituresque house with the ocean and beach clearly in view, instead spending the vast majority of his days and nights up in the attic, logged in to twitter and endlessly tweeting from his desktop where he slanders his mother as an abuser for daring to think he isn't trans for not shaving off his massive beard and being gaslit by a bunch of troons on the internet. Many of his family members are ashamed of Jake as they do share facebook information so they are on some level, aware of Jake's antics.
Jake's father has since moved on with his life and married another woman in florida, ignoring his son's slandering as a anti trans abuser on twitter who took his underaged son to Hooter's and monster truck rallies to get him to man up if not throwing him down ravines or siccing wild dogs on him. The rest of his extended family isn't much better in how they view Jake. Jake was not invited to his cousin Jono's wedding but invited himself, wearing his finest dirty sweat pants and polo shirt along with a coolie hat he picked up from a trip to Japan, Jono's chinese wife being less than amused at this.
Jake has notoriously harrassed other people who can't give less of a shit about him as for him, gamergate never ended. He regularly still slanders, Soha, Singal, Tankies, Hotwheels, Notch and more taking things that would be ignored by most like Notch being mean for making fun of Zoe Quinn to him being a straight up neo nazi, which is listened to for how absurd it is. Jake's lies all follow a noticably trend, since Jake lacks a huge amount of life experience to begin with, he stretches and twists the truth to the point it's a straight up parody like his mother abuses him by serving less than hot tendies or that he can't go out and buy new clothes and shoes because he doesn't have a woman to guide him through the process and so on. Jake is a complete twitter addict and posts practically daily to the point where the thread is regularly bumped by his own twitter ramblings if not new forms of discussion about him, making his thread the longest in the ratking subforum with over 1000 pages and counting.
Jake has claimed to be a trans person who presents as a busty red head named Violet Hargrave that is smoking hat and regurally cat called on the street. He also believes trans people, simply suffer from a glandeur disorder that can simply be corrected by taking over the counter supplements instead of getting surgery like doctors tell you. Jake's "attemps" at transitoning simply involved slather estrogel on his crotch, making even CWC a more competent transisitioner. Jake also holds a huge incel mentality in all of his actions, viewing all "women" who support him as potential mommy figures who can do no wrong as his style of character he played in ttrpg's is a busty female with red hair and a gorgeous figure.
Jake still claims to this day, that he totally isn't doxed as the photos of him irl that have been found as some random stranger, he refuses to name, even as he causually drops info confirming his dox like living near a bookstore/petting zoo combo or confirming his state is connecticut to fight against a trump appointed supreme court justice. Recently, a new saga has taken hold in Jake land as Jake has finally changed his name to a variation of his pen name online Violet Hargrave to Violet Cassandra Ocean and moved to an appartment in east London, the next town over from his mom's house. We don't know how Jake got this appartment or how long he'll have or when he got it, but this poster is willing to bet it won't last for long once whatever money supply he has dries up as Jake's patreon is really just made of a stagnant pool of donators who will only decline at this point
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Aerith didn’t kill herself. Trans canon denied.