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“As the sweet prince of Renton lay in a Gin induced slumber, visions of sweaty naked men doth dance in his dreams, their loins girded, muscled bodies writhing slightly out of his lechorous grasp. Thus they called unto him to open his coin purse and spend frivolously, to unlock and break them from their binds.
It was then that lady Katherine doth crept into Phillip’s chambers, still reeking of Jim’s seed that he did spill into her in the storage room at the market where she did toil.
‘“sleep well with thine Hulk and thine Macho Man, of whom you so lust over, and join them in hades!” Katherine did whisper as she poured fermented Italian sauce in prince Phillip’s ear. “Thine life insurance ist mine! May ye never awaken, such a porcine beast hath never dwelt on this earth!” and with thus spiteful words, lady Katherine did depart, her dread plans, fulfilled.”

Goutlet IV.vii.159-162
 
Valid question in the kahments turns into a wonderful little back and forth between Paul and a 'tractor:
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As usual, when he is bullshitting, he always goes the extra length to try and defend himself (and failing). Why not just ignore and ban like he does everyone else?
 
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Will dear Philbert be able to power through the pain, or will he be content to rest on his laurel$ for a 3rd day? Find out tomorrow whether his miracle ear drops do the trick!
 
Valid question in the kahments turns into a wonderful little back and forth between Paul and a 'tractor:
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As usual, when he is bullshitting, he always goes the extra length to try and defend himself (and failing). Why not just ignore and ban like he does everyone else?
This is Phil when he is backed into a corner. On Twitter he tries to mock and belittle followed by a block so it looks like he has the last word and got over on you.

On Twitch he just does a side bend, easy.

IRL when backed into a corner he tries to get the opposition to do a DX chop in the ring. Then to have him feels bad for him down the road and save his from talking to much shit to the wrong guys.

When he wants to lick his wounds these days he is prone to hiding in the bathroom and trying to get the newest WWE Champions cards.

Still this could a smoke screen for Bankruptcy proceedings.

This week has been amusing.
 
Prescribed? Admittedly I haven't been to a doctor during the pandemic but I still find it hard to believe a doctor will prescribe antibiotics for an ear infection without actually being able to look inside the ear.
 
Weeklong staycation incoming. He's got plans for that $5400 vest buxs + whatever money that exceptional individual gave him for the interview.

Nah, 1st of the month usually means mortgage payment and the start of utility payments. Normally, he'd throw as much of that shit on credit as he could and worry about it later, but that's not an option now. I wouldn't be surprised to see some "need tips until muh Twitch payment" begging again starting in a day or two.
 
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Will dear Philbert be able to power through the pain, or will he be content to rest on his laurel$ for a 3rd day? Find out tomorrow whether his miracle ear drops do the trick!
Goutboy realizing he fucked up and picked a longer lasting sickness, him blowing the money on a Garbanzo massive selection, or him just wanting to get ginned up and tic and spasm in silence, you decide.
 
Again fucktard Phil goes to the ol' "kid" as an insult, does he not realize that that only works when there's a definitive generation between him and said "kid", shit if anything calling someone a kid who's into say martial sports that's a compliment because when you're in you're 20's that's your prime physically.
 
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Will dear Philbert be able to power through the pain, or will he be content to rest on his laurel$ for a 3rd day? Find out tomorrow whether his miracle ear drops do the trick!
But didn't he just admit he streamed a whole week with that kind of pain? Gave him the hypothetical benefit of the doubt but now this reeks of bullshit. Guess that vest money burned quite the hole in his pocket.
 
His back was fucked long before that, though. He was walking and running like a penguin with a dick up its ass a decade ago. My guess is Phil actually has some back pain because he's fat, in terrible physical shape and a clear genetic mistake, but the stories are all bullshit.
I remember he got a payout for an automobile accident, and I want to say that he was probably advised to play up some minor pain as chronic from that, and he probably got a lot of pity points for it from work, parents, friends so he kept it up. Now he's just old, fat, and out of shape.
 
So we're expected to believe that Mr. "I NEED SURROUND SOUND TO PLAY THE GAME!" could play games while only hearing out of one ear? Without bitching?

Not fucking likely.
 
I remember he got a payout for an automobile accident, and I want to say that he was probably advised to play up some minor pain as chronic from that, and he probably got a lot of pity points for it from work, parents, friends so he kept it up. Now he's just old, fat, and out of shape.
Aireaidelord told the SOK that Phil told him he got a payment for the accident. How did Phil afford the condo and all those statues? He got a bunch of money from his automobile accident.

Unless there is a second auto accident that he never mentions, that never happened.

The most recent version Phil has told was that he got on the highway, got into the fast lane, a car was coming up behind him at 100mph, and Phil swerved into the guardrail and crashed. The other driver never hit him and kept going. Phil never got the other car's license plate. The other driver never got into any trouble or had to pay.

If Phil got any money, it was from insurance paying for his totaled car which was probably a piece of shit since he was a teenager.

Since we now can see how much Phil still owes on the Connecticut condo, we can deduce that he didn't buy it with a huge settlement. He took out a garbage mortgage. All his statues were bought on credit. His BMW was leased.

Some possible reasons for the lie, Phil said he got accident money because he wanted to say he was really rich when he was really just using credit. Aireaidelord could have lied to make Phil look bad to the SOK. Or maybe he lied to give validity to the "detractors make up lies about me" story.
 
>I'm not here to make money

>Moves into over 300k condo

>500K debt

He is really stupid. He could have made bank by becoming affiliates with fight stick makers, statue makers, etc. He could have used his influence to make a lot of money but he treated his money like a gamer youtube comment. Like one of those people that see making money on YouTube as something negative.


There's just so much "why" when it comes to everything that Dave has done.
Anyone else remember when he was selling his own illegal fight sticks? I don't remember the whole story but it was just a flipped one with some printed sticker under the acrylic iirc, with stuff he had no IP license for.
 
He's never called it a bad game AFAIK (as opposed to 8 which he has openly shit on) but if you listen to any of DSP's rambling mini-boomer segments about FF7 (sidenote the man loves the sound of his own fucking voice) you'll notice that he has no actual legitimate criticism for the game itself, all his rants revolve around the hype the game got at the time. He always brings up how it was the first FF game to be on disc, how Square left Nintendo because they were sticking with cartridges, how it released in America on 7th of the 7th 1997, how people only love it because it was their first FF game they played (never mind this same thing could be said about him and his favorite FF game being his first), how stores did a promotional gimmick of giving the first 50 customers a poster/map or some shit, how it was the first FF game to go 3D graphics etc etc.

He even admits he fell for the hype, he fell for the marketing scheme! Then he usually caps his rant off by talking about how at times the game drags and the ending made no sense to him, so the feeling I get is as he was playing FF7 the first time he was fine with it, then he got stuck in the middle of the game somewhere and got pissy, then he eventually finished the game and because he's a massive dipshit didn't understand the culmination of the plot, threw his hands up drunkenly and said "dood this game fucking SUCKS, the ending made no sense dood, anybody who likes this game is just a hypetrain fanboy!" and being the stubborn bacon-brained fuckwit he is never bothered to try and understand the game or why others liked it, instead psychoanalyzed the masses, crowned his own opinion as l33t and moved on with his life pretending to know anything about JRPGs.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2p1x1m0KZt8
If you watch this compilation you'll notice 99% of what he says is focused on the marketing and consumer reaction side of things. He has always been obsessed with going against consensus, the ultimate contrarian. It's part of why such an immense sped could also give off such a constant air of smugness his whole life. Like with anything there are many things FF7 could be criticized for, nothing is perfect, but Dave doesn't touch on anything that you could really even call a critique of the game itself, just the culture surrounding it.

TL;DR if you say previous FF games are superior in every way and also say FF7 is massively overrated, it drags and the plot makes no sense ("another thing that pissed me auf about da game... the ending, it's horrible!"), you are semantically saying basically the same thing. Not to mention the crossdressing Cloud scene has scarred him mentally for over a decade.


^ This clip is a pretty good example of the semantics, where he clearly dislikes the game but wants to ride the fence too.



Sidenote but I was randomly searching around for FF7 related DSP videos and came across this video of a guy in 2014 doing a FF7 playthrough and he titled it "DSP Strikes Again!" and the joke is he's referring to Don Corneo as DSP. Thought that was some amusing irony considering DSP's rants against that character lmao.

This post and what Mr. Piggy said about Phil reminds of this guy: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCquq48qjXHAasphoiMo3bTg/discussion

This guy, Caleb is one of the worst Sonic fanbrats. He's a giant hypocrite, he says the Sonic fanbase is the worst fanbase of all time, but he wants to, 'make Sonic great again'. He has a weird obsession with the YouTuber "someordinarygamers", He can't take criticism and always plays the victim (one time someone made a video criticizing his actions and he sent people out to mass dislike the video). He also thinks Sonic X and Thomas The Tank Engine are the best shows ever.

But anyway, I brought this guy up to compare him with Phil because they share the same qualities:

1. Extremely egotistical.

2. They're extremely selfish.

3. They complain about everything they dislike.

4. They're both autistic. Or just stupid in Caleb's case.

5. They think their opinions are facts.

6. They're both lazy.

7. Overestimate their abilities.

8. They're both fat.

9. They're grown ass adults acting like children.

The only difference between them is that Phil has content on his channel(even though they're shit) and Caleb has nothing despite the fact he claims he's talented.

The reason I brought up this comparison is because I keep wondering what is it about games like Final Fantasy and Sonic that drives these guys up the wall? They're always complaining and cursing about something in these games.

It's insane.
 
It's more of a niche reference, but if anyone reminds me of Phil it's the flat earther Nathan Oakley. He hosts a "debate" show, which mostly consists of him and his friends completely failing to understand grade school science shouting over and insulting anyone who disagrees with him. Almost certainly doesn't believe the earth is flat, but has to pretend to so he can keep the money coming in. Similarities are:

1) a narcissist - despite a career consisting of being a failed actor and a failed delivery driver, thinks he is smarter than scientists, geologists, mathematicians and rocket scientists. As an example of his intellect, he doesn't know how to convert metres into kilometres

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa66P1kT7qU

2) incredibly short temper and will always resort to insults

3) when proven wrong will deflect, ignore and resort to insults

4) complete coward, won't debate anyone outside his own channel and loves his block and mute buttons. Would get battered in any real life confrontation.

5) has loyal paypigs

Although he did once hit his infant daughter during a stream, and even Phil has never done anything that scummy
 
It's more of a niche reference, but if anyone reminds me of Phil it's the flat earther Nathan Oakley. He hosts a "debate" show, which mostly consists of him and his friends completely failing to understand grade school science shouting over and insulting anyone who disagrees with him. Almost certainly doesn't believe the earth is flat, but has to pretend to so he can keep the money coming in. Similarities are:

1) a narcissist - despite a career consisting of being a failed actor and a failed delivery driver, thinks he is smarter than scientists, geologists, mathematicians and rocket scientists. As an example of his intellect, he doesn't know how to convert metres into kilometres

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa66P1kT7qU

2) incredibly short temper and will always resort to insults

3) when proven wrong will deflect, ignore and resort to insults

4) complete coward, won't debate anyone outside his own channel and loves his block and mute buttons. Would get battered in any real life confrontation.

5) has loyal paypigs

Although he did once hit his infant daughter during a stream, and even Phil has never done anything that scummy

Dude, I love your comparison.

Honestly, I like comparing shitty people like Phil to other horrible people. It makes you really think about how fucked up they are.
 
We all know Phil would have been bitching about this the whole week for pity bucks. And, we all know that he'll play that up today for those extra pity bucks and then those tards will believe him and give him that.
 
We all know Phil would have been bitching about this the whole week for pity bucks. And, we all know that he'll play that up today for those extra pity bucks and then those tards will believe him and give him that.

yeah I don't believe this shit

he also just recently used "sauce" as a scape-goat for starting a stream late and we found it was was probably court related
 
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