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Fanfiction Horrors
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Holy shit, I just realized. I think that's the outfit Secco wears in the Jorge Joestar novella. I almost never see fanart of that book.
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Constantine Hornymann and his stand,「Ascension Millennium」who has the ability to write godawful fanfics that can incinerate a man's eyes when he dips his micro penis into ink. He can only be defeated by either Rohan Kishibe or anyone with common sense.
Power - A
Speed - C
Range - D
Durability - A
Precision - E
Potential - C
Power - A
Speed - C
Range - D
Durability - A
Precision - E
Potential - C
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This isn't the thread to write your godawful fanfic.
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It's still miles better than any of the ones posted on this thread.
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I was going to argue with you until I realized I can't.
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Fair.
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You all know 'Madoka Magica' right? The show that kick started the deconstruction of magical girls trend and was a pretty decent series. Well...AO3 being the cesspool it is has the very first result being a fic where the girls get hyper-pregnant! Please kill me.....
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I'm just remembering this one fanfic author called Foxhood McCloud and all he did was troll people by pretending to write smut and then making a hard left into some depressing or disgusting topic. I think he got nuked off of Fanfiction.net, I went looking for his stuff out of nostalgia and found nothing.
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Tbh, the only good fanfic authors are the troll ones.
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Honestly that sounds pretty funny, but I think nowadays he'd still have people fapping to it even if the smut was grinding to a halt over something like, I dunno... one of the participants revealed she had shoved some remains of an aborted fetus back up her vagina in the hopes someone else's sperm could revitalized it. For example, I don't know if that ever happened in a fic.
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I decided to find some fuel for this thread in the Jojo AO3, but this time I decided to look in the "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat" tag to find the worst of the worst. Here's a sampling:
And this isn't even counting all the fucked up fanfics that are worse and DON'T have this tag.
(Lol, gotta appreciate how these are the types of authors who get assmad if you point out how disgusting they are for jacking off to this)
(Lol, gotta appreciate how these are the types of authors who get assmad if you point out how disgusting they are for jacking off to this)
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Goddammit I just finished watching that series. Why did you have to do this to me?
I love how one of the first things Homura says in the fic is "Okay, I'm seven months pregnant now." instead of freaking out like any normal person would if they suddenly found that they're expecting a child. There isn't much going for it other than how ridiculously calm everyone is about being super pregnant, though.
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Transformers fanfiction has always been a seething hotbed of the weirdest nonsensical kinkshit, of almost Sonic level proportions. Many people writing it seem to have never actually interacted with the source material, only feeding off of a weird echo chamber of gay futa mpreg smut.
However, in my circle a friends, a relatively innocent fic gained notoriety, leading to dramatic readings at nearly every convention meet up.
Save You, Ratchet.
A Transformers Animated fic written by a Malaysian girl with a tenuous grasp of English. The protagonist, a girl dying of leukemia who also dies in a car accident is inexplicably named, 'You', which means the entire fic seems to slip in and out of second person randomly. It also is written non linearly with a flashback every two or three paragraphs. It's very short, and full of choice lines.
"This human has a badly injured! She need the further treatment!"
"You're my continuous of me."
"Ratchet cannot accept the statement. You is dead."
When I first read it, I was sure the girl was a troll, but interactions with her by others in the fandom seem to indicate she's genuine.
However, in my circle a friends, a relatively innocent fic gained notoriety, leading to dramatic readings at nearly every convention meet up.
Save You, Ratchet.
A Transformers Animated fic written by a Malaysian girl with a tenuous grasp of English. The protagonist, a girl dying of leukemia who also dies in a car accident is inexplicably named, 'You', which means the entire fic seems to slip in and out of second person randomly. It also is written non linearly with a flashback every two or three paragraphs. It's very short, and full of choice lines.
"This human has a badly injured! She need the further treatment!"
"You're my continuous of me."
"Ratchet cannot accept the statement. You is dead."
When I first read it, I was sure the girl was a troll, but interactions with her by others in the fandom seem to indicate she's genuine.
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My favorite was the one titled "Love Hotel", and it's a Starfox smut fic but the characters are really, really old, and excruciating detail is put into the writing about every medical condition, and everyone only communicated in "mwaaah" noises. I was in tears laughing by the time I had figured out exactly what was going on. Or there was the one talking about how Sonic The Hedgehog had some kind of mental disorder and kept pushing everyone away with his "cool guy" attitude while everyone else got lives.
But if you my winner of the grand What The Fuck Is That, check out The Smashing Bumpkins, a Super Smash Brothers fanfic that is the mental equivalent to getting hit by a train. To this day I don't know if the author was serious or not.
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I just don't understand
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In time, you will understand.
In time, you will wish you never wanted to understand.
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Usually I don’t mind degenerates but there’s something about the My Hero Academia fandom that breeds a special kind of degenerate. They’re fucking obsessed with furry shit for some reason, half of all the fanfictions are about alphas and omegas. I genuinely cannot understand the appeal of reading about anime characters fucking like actual dogs but the fandom is on some special kind of juice I guess because it’s one of the most popular tropes. Here’s some of the more horrifying fics I filtered out from the giant pile of abo garbage.
