🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[melty]

Honestly, it's not uncommon for more successful models than Tess to supplement their income with working as escorts, so why would anyone think that Tess is above that? Unless you're Naomi Campbell you're not going to make big bucks from doing magazine covers either (not that Tess does them) and certainly not by modelling some shitty workout clothes brand for fatties on Instagram.

I guess the only thing that would point against her doing it would be that she appears to be dead-broke even if she's still pretending that they're just fumigating her apartment (or whatever lie she peddles).

Personally, it's not that I doubt she would do it but just that there hasn't really been evidence, so it's nothing more than speculation. This business with the Madonna Inn is the first thing I can think of that actually seems like evidence thats not just "yeah, she would probably do it"

 

[SnarkySperg]

Personally, it's not that I doubt she would do it but just that there hasn't really been evidence, so it's nothing more than speculation. This business with the Madonna Inn is the first thing I can think of that actually seems like evidence thats not just "yeah, she would probably do it"

I'm not even sure this is evidence. She could be just racking up credit card debt. She could be using the child support Nick is allegedly paying her.

To be honest, I don't think she's sunk to that level yet. I feel like at this point if she had, someone would've said something.

 

[Water-T]

remembering that one time she got close to Lizzo via Christian Siriano's ex husband.

As I said before, Tess is a shameless clout chaser. She happened to be at the same event as Lizzo and is trying to convince everyone that they are BFFs 4 EVA, Y'ALL!

 

[Parthenos]

I'm not even sure this is evidence. She could be just racking up credit card debt. She could be using the child support Nick is allegedly paying her.

To be honest, I don't think she's sunk to that level yet. I feel like at this point if she had, someone would've said something.

The only thing I think is keeping me from believing she's doing it already is that I don't think she can keep a secret to save her life.

Now, if she starts screeching about #SexWorkIsRealWork or something like #EffYourProstituteStandards, then I'll be more inclined to believe it. There are too many woke points to be gained if you don't talk about it, especially for a "feminist" like Tess.

 

[Water-T]

The only thing I think is keeping me from believing she's doing it already is that I don't think she can keep a secret to save her life.

Now, if she starts screeching about #SexWorkIsRealWork or something like #EffYourProstituteStandards, then I'll be more inclined to believe it. There are too many woke points to be gained if you don't talk about it, especially for a "feminist" like Tess.

As much woke points as Tess would get from admitting to being a paid slampig for feeder fetishists, she's too proud to fess up to it because it would infer that she's not getting enough modeling jobs or paid enough to make it as a supamoddle alone. Tess would rather go on an actual diet than admit that she's not the in-demand, high paid model she so badly wants everyone to think she is.

Remember that Tess is all about propping up the illusion that she's living the high life, jetting off to swanky parties with big name celebs. Driving several hours to get plowed in her folds by some schlub at a tacky motel in exchange for a few hundred bucks and a fancy cake is not part of that image. It's the equivalent of an A-List actress resorting to doing softcore porn on Cinemax.

 

[Angry New Ager]

The only thing I think is keeping me from believing she's doing it already is that I don't think she can keep a secret to save her life.

Now, if she starts screeching about #SexWorkIsRealWork or something like #EffYourProstituteStandards, then I'll be more inclined to believe it. There are too many woke points to be gained if you don't talk about it, especially for a "feminist" like Tess.

I totally agree. If she was doing sex work of any kind, she'd be as insufferable and persistent with her virtue-signalling about it as she currently is with her claims to be anything but a straight woman. As a Narcissist, she hashtags the shit out of SocJus issues that either directly affect her (fat acceptance), or that she wants you to believe directly affect her (her current pretense at "queerness"), but ignores everything else.

Also, the images and captions on her Insta are all tailored to appeal to her female fanbase; if she was trying to attract feeder clients, at least some of them would take on a different tone. I don't see that she's trying to attract men at all right now; she's just trying to maintain her status as the ultimate Queen Bee fat girl living her best life, who all the other fat girls can only aspire to.

 

[Tomssu]

 

[BIG DADDY]

I totally agree. If she was doing sex work of any kind, she'd be as insufferable and persistent with her virtue-signalling about it as she currently is with her claims to be anything but a straight woman. As a Narcissist, she hashtags the shit out of SocJus issues that either directly affect her (fat acceptance), or that she wants you to believe directly affect her (her current pretense at "queerness"), but ignores everything else.

Also, the images and captions on her Insta are all tailored to appeal to her female fanbase; if she was trying to attract feeder clients, at least some of them would take on a different tone. I don't see that she's trying to attract men at all right now; she's just trying to maintain her status as the ultimate Queen Bee fat girl living her best life, who all the other fat girls can only aspire to.

The boobs hanging out all over the place every other photo is meant to appeal to women? I think Tess is thirsty as fuck for male attention, like all the narcs who focus on their body as a source of pride.

I also don’t think she’d be public about her sex work because it doesn’t fit the image she’s trying to push. Tess actually tries very hard not to share a lot of her dirt on the gram, which is why she didn’t admit right away when she had a breakup (“Nick is taking a three month vacation because of his sick grandma”), she still won’t talk about the circumstances of their separation or how she’s broke af, or discuss other things she’s ashamed of like her true clothing size. We only found out about those things because she’s really, really bad at lying. But so far because nothing has leaked, if she were doing sex work all she has to do is lie by omission, which even she’s capable of.

 

[Water-T]

if she was trying to attract feeder clients, at least some of them would take on a different tone

Mostly likely Tess has a seperate, secret account for that. As I said, Tess is all about pretending she's an A-lister and using her main IG to trick her asspatters into believing her delusion. She's not going to trick for feeder johns on that account because it would destroy the facade she's worked so hard to construct.

 

[SnarkySperg]

As much woke points as Tess would get from admitting to being a paid slampig for feeder fetishists, she's too proud to fess up to it because it would infer that she's not getting enough modeling jobs or paid enough to make it as a supamoddle alone. Tess would rather go on an actual diet than admit that she's not the in-demand, high paid model she so badly wants everyone to think she is.

Remember that Tess is all about propping up the illusion that she's living the high life, jetting off to swanky parties with big name celebs. Driving several hours to get plowed in her folds by some schlub at a tacky motel in exchange for a few hundred bucks and a fancy cake is not part of that image. It's the equivalent of an A-List actress resorting to doing softcore porn on Cinemax.

I can see her admitting to it in the near-ish future if she's going to. If there comes a time where it'll benefit her, she'll probably admit to it and say it was something she started on the side during corona (the only time she'd be excused for not being employed) and grew to enjoy or something. I can see her resorting to it now or in the very near future because now's her chance to make an excuse for why. OnlyFans has had millions of signups during all of this, so she wouldn't be the first.

The main issue I have with the idea that she's doing feeder porn is that she's not totally unknown. She had, at one time, some clout with people. I feel like if she were doing something like that, someone out there would've said something, even if it was just here or on some other lolcow website.

Mostly likely Tess has a seperate, secret account for that. As I said, Tess is all about pretending she's an A-lister and using her main IG to trick her asspatters into believing her delusion. She's not going to trick for feeder johns on that account because it would destroy the facade she's worked so hard to construct.

She would definitely do this. If she is doing feeder porn, this would be how she does it.

 

[Tomssu]

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

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Jolene, I'm sure that tattoo will be supper funny when Tess is bed bound in your tiny apartment.

She deserves what she gets at this point.
Too bad an innocent child is stuck with these two.

 

[Flawmil]

If you want to see Tess basically talk about nick being an abuser while still dancing around the subject, go to Mia Tyler’s Instagram. Their live is posted until later tonight although it’s an hour long and mostly just rambling.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

If you want to see Tess basically talk about nick being an abuser while still dancing around the subject, go to Mia Tyler’s Instagram. Their live is posted until later tonight although it’s an hour long and mostly just rambling.

I had to skip over a lot of their yammering, but did catch the parts where she was implying that Nick was this horrible abusive person and how she and Mia are amazing SINGUL MOTHERS during this pandemic.

Oh and this little morsel showed up on Twitter, and then today she posted about His Vintage Touch's online tutorial. He might've convinced her it wasn't him, but she was clearly suspicious of him to begin with, which means there is some truth in the post.

 

[multiverse]

I had to skip over a lot of their yammering, but did catch the parts where she was implying that Nick was this horrible abusive person and how she and Mia are amazing SINGUL MOTHERS during this pandemic.

Oh and this little morsel showed up on Twitter, and then today she posted about His Vintage Touch's online tutorial. He might've convinced her it wasn't him, but she was clearly suspicious of him to begin with, which means there is some truth in the post.

Mmm delicious. Tess tiptoes closer to an all out war with Nikki - and I can't even imagine the kinds of ammunition he has on her - AND she's about to be out another hair gay (the first was Jonathan Van Ness, who had the audacity to become more famous than her; Priscilla Ono got out of Dodge even before JVN did).

His Vintage Touch hasn't done her hair in ages; he has real clients (he's Dita von Teese's personal hairstylist) and she exhausted her stock of freebies a long while back.

Even without the wu flu, her world was shrinking. Unlike the rest of her friends, she never developed an actual skillset. While she claimed to be a makeup artist for years, she has no idea how to do her own makeup, let alone her hair. She's an appalling clothing stylist and can't tailor her clothes, and she's entirely dependent on others to do her nails, skin treatments, eyebrows, lashes, etc.

If she'd bothered picking up any of the numerous artistic skills required to do her job, she would have been able to feed her family even after the few modeling jobs available at her size dried up. But a narcissist lives like the grasshopper, in an eternal summer.

 

[Tomssu]

 

[multiverse]

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Push up bra, three layers of shapewear, and twisted into the only angle that implied she doesn't have a spare tire immediately under her pendulous tits. Someone is very thirsty for a new man.

Unfortunately, when you're homeless and sharing a single bed with your nanny slave and toddler, oh and also there's a quarantine, hooking up using catfishing pics isn't as easy as she'd like.

 

[Water-T]

His Vintage Touch hasn't done her hair in ages; he has real clients (he's Dita von Teese's personal hairstylist) and she exhausted her stock of freebies a long while back.

I can imagine that all the people that Tess leeches off of are getting tired of her shit. Having a fat, washed up cunt pester you for free services and goods in exchange for nothing but a brief mention on her IG would infuriate anyone who is trying to keep their businesses running during this time.

 

[multiverse]

Gasp! Tess gave up on her "self care" walks? You don't say!


She's still flirting with her "trans" moddle friend for woke points. No travel means that Ollie can't figure out that Tess is absolutely uninterested in a physical relationship with a woman.

 

[Water-T]

Gasp! Tess gave up on her "self care" walks? You don't say!

Flabletics must have caught on that Tess only makes their gear look like shit and dumped her massive ass.