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Who did you intern for again John?
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This is probably going to be a bit of powerlevel, but Katrina is personal to me, so allow me to poke holes in this latest lie.
Well, there goes the RINO and independent vote. Feel free to openly criticize your OPPONENT John, that is the norm. But openly criticizing VOTERS that belong to a different party is not a winning strategy, nor has it ever been....
This is probably going to be a bit of powerlevel, but Katrina is personal to me, so allow me to poke holes in this latest lie.
tl;dr: John's doing his standard stretching of the truth to make things sound worse than they were, especially since his parents didn't live on the coast.I lived on the Mississippi Gulf Coast when Katrina hit, not too far from the shore. I'll spare most of the details of what all I went through so as to refrain from powerleveling further, but here's the pertinent stuff with regards to John's story:
I'm still grateful that the house itself wasn't destroyed, like many homes closer to the beach were. But my actual experience with Katrina was nowhere near as harrowing as John claims his parents' was.
- A couple trees in our yard fell down, and there were other trees in the neighborhood that had fallen over as well. Most trees were leaning (and of those, mostly pine trees), but in no way were most trees flattened.
- We never lost running water so we could still shower, though we had to boil it for drinking for three weeks.
- Electricity was back up about two weeks after the storm.
- We ate canned food for maybe a few days before truckloads of MREs started pouring in, and it wasn't long before the grocery stores were back up and running.
It gets worse when you realize that they live near Hattiesburg, about an hour from the coast. By the time it was hitting there, it was already weakening; it was still a pretty strong storm, but nowhere near as intense as it was when it first made landfall. We drove that way on our way back from evacuating, and I can confirm that there were a lot of leaning trees, but nowhere near the implied "most trees flattened" like John claims. You can also tell that's a lie because if it were true, then we'd have whole swaths of fifteen-year-old pine forests in the area, which I can confirm don't exist. I'll admit it's entirely possible a tree fell over and damaged their house, because that definitely happened to a lot of homes, so I won't comment on that part of John's story.
Furthermore, I did some research to determine if there were any service outages around Hattiesburg. I found this article from the National Academy of Engineering that talked about the timetables for restoring service in various areas. In a nutshell, all power companies resolved to get electrical service up and running to all customers in the area within two weeks, which they accomplished. John's parents were likely without power for maybe a few days at most. They might have been without running water for a while, admittedly; this article mentions that the wells that Hattiesburg used for their water didn't work without power, but they added generators after the storm in case of future emergency. Still, it would have been no more than a couple weeks at most, which most people learned was tolerable.
Without getting into politisperging, the response from the feds could have been better, but it was overall alright, especially when it came to getting emergency food and supplies to the area pretty quickly. The thing that John doesn't get is, we didn't solely rely on the feds or just wait around for them to do all the work (cough cough New Orleans). It was the local community and countless volunteers from across the country that pulled together and pitched in, clearing debris, making repairs, and rebuilding what was lost.
John probably didn't even know any of this was happening at the time because he was likely high on Ambien at Ole Miss when Katrina hit, and by the time it got that far north it was just a strong thunderstorm.
Unlike lumberjack John Flynt who spent his childhood years building furniture for his 14 younger siblings while also going to space camp.
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NEW WORLD RECORD!So is Bri done being a speed runner already? Wow that was pretty fast.
I think he'll stick to being a 'canidate' as long as he can, because it makes him sound important and all he does for it is day how great he is, how terrible some men are, and beg for money - all things he would be doing anyway.Assuming he fails at his congressional ambitions again, will he try a third time, attempt some other scheme to remain relevant, or fuck off and play video games badly for the rest of his life? I guess we'll find out in September.
I don't think we'll ever see the end of 'canidate' Wu. It's the perfect scam for him.
I don’t know anything about the game they are playing , but from the pictures can someone come up with a figure on how much all that shit cost?Five weeks of dicking around with your toys and releasing no digital content whatsoever, gibs $$$ tho
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Trent Lott's intern casting couch...
I wonder if he'll ever even learn how to spell it.
The doctor who cut off his wing-wang might have been. Need those tax breaks.
I sent in my tax return. I now "work in law" and am a de facto CPA.What's yours, John? Oh yeah give $1,000k to every household indefinitely to stay indoors, got it.
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And just like that, Frank suddenly stopped being a bacterial geneticist and is now a trial lawyer. End your fucking life John and also Frank's.
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The doctor who cut off his wing-wang might have been. Need those tax breaks.
I thought that was some Thai with a hacksaw. I doubt he would have been a Republican.