🎭 Dramacow Alyssa Coon / Catholic Queen - Wishes the US was a catholic monarchy rants about homosexuals, pretends to be catholic.

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Senior Lexmechanic said:
You're Alyssa and a bad liar (bearing false witness is a sin, you know). Threatening to post a link on Facebook and telling us how a lot of people on it hate us is like trying to threaten a grizzly bear with a sternly-worded letter. Unlike you, people on this site don't engage in pathological approval-seeking behavior; this site is for antisocial people who like to engage in schadenfreude-laced voyeurism.

Thank you for inadvertently giving me the phrase "faceboom", though; it accurately conveys the site's primary userbase.


"You are stupid!" says the person with the spelling and grammar of a dim elementary-schooler.
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Lol prove it. Also nice try to get me to say who i am. Cuz you just going to post stuff of me. Im not stooped. Lol but have fun figuring it out cuz im not going to tell you.

StopBeingADick! said:
Lol prove it. Also nice try to get me to say who i am. Cuz you just going to post stuff of me. Im not stooped. Lol but have fun figuring it out cuz im not going to tell you.
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私は彼女よりも賢いです😈
 
StopBeingADick! said:
Lol prove it. Also nice try to get me to say who i am. Cuz you just going to post stuff of me. Im not stooped. Lol but have fun figuring it out cuz im not going to tell you.
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I'm not particularly interested in whether you're Alyssa or some idiot pretending to be her. Either way, you are stupid, and likely "stooped" over your keyboard as you type this, convinced that this is showing those big meanies in the same way a puppy gumming someone's shoe thinks it is a mighty hunter.
StopBeingADick! said:
私は彼女よりも賢いです😈
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グーグル翻訳も使えます。
本物の日本語を話す人は、このようには書けません。
 
Senior Lexmechanic said:
I'm not particularly interested in whether you're Alyssa or some idiot pretending to be her. Either way, you are stupid, and likely "stooped" over your keyboard as you type this, convinced that this is showing those big meanies in the same way a puppy gumming someone's shoe thinks it is a mighty hunter.

グーグル翻訳も使えます。
本物の日本語を話す人は、このようには書けません。
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Oo alam ko. dahilan na gagamitin mo din.😄

StopBeingADick! said:
Oo alam ko. dahilan na gagamitin mo din.😄
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Also Im a ciko path just like you are😊 ik how you think. I like the rush braking people. And i will brake your fake page🙂

Cherryboyhunter said:
Is this the senile boyfriend then? You write like the dementia is kicking in.
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oh is that why you mom called me to fuck her again and i forgot that i ficked her the forst time😈

Senior Lexmechanic said:
Hey Alyssa!
Why do you hate your child so much and abuse them, directly mocking the gift of motherhood God gave you?
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Hehehe hi im alssya im a ghost ooooo. Dam your the same person with a different acount. Im never going to leave thoa page😈

Senior Lexmechanic said:
Hey Alyssa!
Why do you hate your child so much and abuse them, directly mocking the gift of motherhood God gave you?
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Hehehe hey it your girl alyssa 😈 oh wait a sec its not😈 omg loser
 
Cherryboyhunter said:
Think my mums a bit old for you.
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what can i say. She was nice and tight when she was a live😋

Hello. Good luck figuring out who i am.😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

Im also womt leave till you guys block me from the page and i will gust make anothwr acount and horase you. 😈Cuz you tash. This be fun😁

You guys getting mad yet😁

Awwww why did you guys stop texting back😈

Hey knock knock😁

You guys must be religious. Well guess what. There no such thing as god😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
 
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PointOfNoReturn45 said:
Our favourite new liberal snowflake has a Pinterest now and is actively uploading photos of her new boyfriend on there. It seems the men she dates are older in age than the previous guy 🤢🤮. She definitely has too many screws loose in her head and has now allowed the daddy issues to set fully in. I'll keep you all updated on anything else i find but here's the link to said Pinterest account https://www.pinterest.co.uk/alyssa_coon/.
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Imagine being creampied by grampa here. @StopBeingADick! did you have to get on top and do all the work?
 
Forgot I made this.

Stranger Neighbors said:
I'll bite. Do you still know her? How close were you two?
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Not really. I was a lower grade than her, so she graduated before me. I only knew her in one class but she still messages me to this day. Every now and then.
Give Her The D said:
Jesus Christ, it's the female Jacob Harrison. I hate it and I love it at the same time.



Was she a massive whore in high school?
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Actually no. I'm not defending her because she's a nutcase but she was really nice in real life. I knew she was a pretty deadset Catholic but the degree of nutty was a huge shock to me. She's very cordial irl. I ended up doing a few projects with her, and being a useless degenerate never actually contributed much, and she voluntarily took up the slack. She seems generally pretty well versed academically too.

Emperor Julian said:
How personally pleasent is she in regular day to day interactions?
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As mentioned, generally pretty pleasant. She came off as slightly condescending from time to time but otherwise, I wouldn't have guessed she was a nutjob.
 
First off; I think the tag needs to be changed to horrorcow. At first glance, reading through the early pages, I was deeply amused. Her dates were off-putting but cows gonna moo. Then that rapid spiral into paint thinner, booze and unprotected sex followed by the birth of her much maligned child... I swear by page 7 I was worried this last page would be about a dead baby.

I'm enthralled by her defender. That guy's fuckin' hilarious. @StopBeingADick! Don't forget us; please come back soon!
 
I've known Alyssa for a couple of years now. It's sad that she is surrounded by old men willing to take total advantage of her mental illness.

AMA if you want
 
she posted this about a week ago and stressed again about how big of a struggle it is to love her child. it’s crazy how she compares herself to a bird as if she as a human should be able to abandon her child because someone else touched him
 
Assman said:
Wait there isn't?
Forget about us, please whatever you do don't tell Alyssa! I don't think she'd take the news very well.
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Assman said:
Wait there isn't?
Forget about us, please whatever you do don't tell Alyssa! I don't think she'd take the news very well.
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McGregor said:
First off; I think the tag needs to be changed to horrorcow. At first glance, reading through the early pages, I was deeply amused. Her dates were off-putting but cows gonna moo. Then that rapid spiral into paint thinner, booze and unprotected sex followed by the birth of her much maligned child... I swear by page 7 I was worried this last page would be about a dead baby.

I'm enthralled by her defender. That guy's fuckin' hilarious. @StopBeingADick! Don't forget us; please come back soon!
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Hehehe i will of corse😁 i will be happy to horas you guys more

Freya said:
@StopBeingADick! What do you even have to be uppity about? You fuck old men.

Mentally ill people copping tudes are the worst thing ever
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Oh also i was born in 1998 so you guys are probably older then me😁😁😁 also i dont put other people down cuz it makes me feel better. Its to bad you guys dont have a life😔😔😔😋😋😋 and have nothing better to do then horas this girl. Lol what losers😈😈😈

uncleShitHeel said:
Imagine being creampied by grampa here. @StopBeingADick! did you have to get on top and do all the work?
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Lol i was born in 1998 so im most likely younger then you old fart😁. Only old people are ass holes like this😁.

Trapitalism said:
Does Alyssa Coom?
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Wait if she has a mental illness then what is it? And how can you now about it unless if she told you? Your such a lier. Cuz number one no one has access to mental disorders unless if you are working at a job that gives you access and if you are saying you know she has a mental illness and putting it on social media. You can get charged for releasing that information. 😈

I guess you guys are dummer then the average American😖😖😖😂😂😂 how disappointing😕😋

tacosalad said:
Q
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You guys need to find something better to do with your lives. Read books other then the Bible😂😂😂. Maybe learn more about why people dont give a shit about you guys😱 shocker!!!😂

Maybe you you should see a doctor. Cuz clearly you guys have some serious mental issues. No wounder why they have a autistic reaction.... Again shocker😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
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StopBeingADick! said:
Lol i was born in 1998 so im most likely younger then you old fart😁. Only old people are ass holes like this😁.
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You're objectively correct in that I am older than you, not by much mind you.

However you didn't answer my question, when you got creampied by Gramps did you have to get on top and do all the work?
 
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