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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%

  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%

  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%

  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%

  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%

  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%

  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%

  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%

  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%

  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%
  • Total voters
    1,073
Chaos Theorist said:
My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.
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Jesse hasn't even been around for years now.
 
Chaos Theorist said:
Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.
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Lol, what do you mean 'now'. These chucklefucks' entire brand is built on beer and fart jokes. They've been amazingly consistent at it for ten years.

Edit: because some people seem to have misunderstood my tone. I love RLM. I love how they are unashamed to be who they are and like what they like: beer and fart jokes. I love how they're willing to be assholes at times. It's people that seem to wish they were something more that that annoy me.
 
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ZMOT said:
probably afraid of the physical harm it might involve.
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They have Culkin on, don't they?

I'm sure as long as they don't ask about that time she flashed her tits at trick-or-treaters, they should be safe.

Or the time she beat up her family...

Or the time she spat on a cop...
 
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It really doesn't make sense if the Palpatine we see in Rise of Skywalker is a clone why he looks so old and decrepit, does it? It's been 30 years but he looks way older than that.

Bringing him back either way was a stupid idea but Mike's take on it is slightly less stupid.
 
Dom Cruise said:
It really doesn't make sense if the Palpatine we see in Rise of Skywalker is a clone why he looks so old and decrepit, does it? It's been 30 years but he looks way older than that.

Bringing him back either way was a stupid idea but Mike's take on it is slightly less stupid.
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We've now gone from fanfic tier writing to fanfic tier being a goal.
 
Chaos Theorist said:
I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.
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Nigga what the fuck are you talking about. They regular rip on their own movies and themselves.
 
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