🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Concerned Vagino-American said:
I wrote to her new email to ask what she does after sharting in public. Does she continue whatever she was doing or go home to clean up the chunks of congealed shit lodged in her shelf ass? Well, instead of answering my legitimate question, she wrote back some really cunty things.

It really is true what they say: never meet your idols 🙁
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Why is there not a 'Laughed so hard I farted and scared my dog' emoji?
 
I'm dragging this over here because it's derailing the social media thread.
twi1992 said:
We're not gonna argue semantics here because maybe where you live, that may be true. But I've worked at a drug store. You don't need an ID to pick up a perscription. Drop one off, maybe. Pick one up? Nope.

And as I said, she's been doing Youtube for the better half of a decade. She probably got a bank account when she HAD an ID.
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So next time I pick up my scrips and they ask for my ID, I can just tell the pharmacist to shove it up his ass because some dude on a gossip forum once worked in a drugstore? Cool.

Amber is either a dunce, or she's America's greatest genius who has the brains to subvert every system requiring an ID where others cannot. I mean, it can't be both, and it can't be neither. I just wish there could be a consensus on the matter already.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
I'm dragging this over here because it's derailing the social media thread.

So next time I pick up my scrips and they ask for my ID, I can just tell the pharmacist to shove it up his ass because some dude on a gossip forum once worked in a drugstore? Cool.

Amber is either a dunce, or she's America's greatest genius who has the brains to subvert every system requiring an ID where others cannot. I mean, it can't be both, and it can't be neither. I just wish there could be a consensus on the matter already.
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That's really aggressive for no reason, if your pharmacist needs your ID show it. No skin off my nose.

Also, the first one. She's a dunce.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
I'm dragging this over here because it's derailing the social media thread.

So next time I pick up my scrips and they ask for my ID, I can just tell the pharmacist to shove it up his ass because some dude on a gossip forum once worked in a drugstore? Cool.

Amber is either a dunce, or she's America's greatest genius who has the brains to subvert every system requiring an ID where others cannot. I mean, it can't be both, and it can't be neither. I just wish there could be a consensus on the matter already.
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I've found you need to produce an ID to pick up any of the schedule drugs, at least down here. I can't imagine it isn't the same elsewhere. And they absolutely will not give you those meds if you don't give them an ID. So yeah, an ID is necessary to pick up some scrips.

We all know Big Al is not a genius, much less the greatest one. Hell, she isn't even smarter than a fifth grader.
 
I vote she has id even if the requirements in Kentucky are lax (which is apalling, needless to say). She bought a car. She has procured lodging, and she has used medical services besides ER. If she is really trying to wing it without a valid id, she deserves whatever happens as a result. I can see her being too lazy to get a new one because no one asks for it in her state, though, and I kinda want the no ID rumor to be true so we get a chimpout when it blows up in her face. If you think about it, she is stuck in hollers of KY if she really doesn't have one because if she tries to travel out of state, she might be screwed.
 
twi1992 said:
That's really aggressive for no reason, if your pharmacist needs your ID show it. No skin off my nose.

Also, the first one. She's a dunce.
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We have been having the AMBER DOESN'T HAVE AN ID!!!! argument for years. It reignites every few months with a fresh influx of newfags who once had a friend who picked up a scrip without an ID, therefore Amber doesn't have an ID. They are impervious to reason, facts, and/or lack experience operating in the adult world.

It's tiresome and repetitive, but eternal recurrence is the immutable law of the Amberverse, and this must be re-litigated until the end of all time.

But at least now we have a foundational premise that AmberLynn Reid is a fucking dunce, and therefore, duncery must naturally follow. Progress!
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I've found you need to produce an ID to pick up any of the schedule drugs, at least down here. I can't imagine it isn't the same elsewhere.
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Prescription regulations vary by state - the Commonwealth of Kentucky has no requirements for identification at point of pickup or drop off. A comprehensive list of each state's specific rules can be found here. I've attached thumbnails of the aforementioned links.


Bovine Medication Identification.PNG Commonwealth of Kentucky Controlled Substance Regulation.PNG
 
Over9000Bacons said:
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Prescription regulations vary by state - the Commonwealth of Kentucky has no requirements for identification at point of pickup or drop off. A comprehensive list of each state's specific rules can be found here. I've attached thumbnails of the aforementioned links.


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We'll lay it to rest and comment on how dumb Amber is in other aspects. StrawberryDouche and I just don't agree and that's fine
 
I do know in most states you have to have an ID for an emergency room visit.
Also to pick up scheduled drugs from pharmacies.
I think we need to agree big Al is a dunce and who the fuck knows how she fanagles her finances and such.
Let's move on.
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Agreed, we don't need pages and pages of re.tarded debate over whether Ham Planet has a fucking ID or not. Her activity since she lost it suggests she probably got a new one and even if she didn't, who gives a flying fuck? We have established time and time again that Amber is exceptional, you don't need to be a fucking rocket scientist to know that.
 
Peetz's Bank Account said:
Agreed, we don't need pages and pages of re.tarded debate over whether Ham Planet has a fucking ID or not. Her activity since she lost it suggests she probably got a new one and even if she didn't, who gives a flying fuck? We have established time and time again that Amber is exceptional, you don't need to be a fucking rocket scientist to know that.
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i thought i was the only one thinking this LOL

she's shown continuously that she is a pathological liar. She stated it in this recent video, "didn't want us to know she was faking her behavior". Therefore switching her attitude towards her narrative. All of a sudden her weight loss was going great, proving with her "healthy "shitbangs. Her behavior is consistently changing depending on how we react to her, because our BIG GORL can't take responsibility for her actions. With an ID or no ID, doesn't matter because we'll probably never know until 3-4 months from now when she tells us all the things she remembered that she lied about.

Honestly I would respect her so much more if she just had crazy breakdowns like Nikocado, because that would be the only part of her channel that is truly genuine. I know under those rolls of blubber fat our gorl is really hurting.
 
I was curious about that as well but not until that episode was over so it was hard to remember her sitting/standing beside other objects for scale. Useless as this is, she didn't strike me unusually short or tall. I got a little spergy & looked up 'average height for women - US' & that's approximately 5'4" with a few ethnicity based variations.

Seana carries a lot more weight above her waist, a la Dana but Amber easily offsets that with her legs.

So I'm thinking they're pretty damned close in weight.
 
I am tempted to post a legit weigh-in video of myself, just to show Hamber how it's done. Too much PL involved, though.

It's really not that fucking hard to do. Plus, bitch laaaahs. It's amazing to me how 600 ellbees can become 500 just like that, with no proof, plan, or even the willpower to make it happen. Stop laaaahin'.

Eat, Hamber. Eat.
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
I was curious about that as well but not until that episode was over so it was hard to remember her sitting/standing beside other objects for scale. Useless as this is, she didn't strike me unusually short or tall. I got a little spergy & looked up 'average height for women - US' & that's approximately 5'4" with a few ethnicity based variations.

Seana carries a lot more weight above her waist, a la Dana but Amber easily offsets that with her legs.

So I'm thinking they're pretty damned close in weight.
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I agree. I think ambers weight distribution makes her look heavier than she really is because she has that massive shelf ass and lumber legs. Even Dana with her impressive paunch carries weight better than our gorl.
 
Peetz's Bank Account said:
I agree. I think ambers weight distribution makes her look heavier than she really is because she has that massive shelf ass and lumber legs. Even Dana with her impressive paunch carries weight better than our gorl.
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Her arms were what caught my attention, they look so much smaller than Amber's somehow. I'm sure Amber's fat distribution doesn't help at all.
 
GogglyGoblin said:
Do it, make sure your ID is in the shot so you can prove beyond all doubts how you are orders of magnitude better than Amber.
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Not about being "better". The fuckery she presents with weigh-ins is not credible in the first to 99th degree.

That's the only point being made here.
 
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