🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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I honestly don’t know if I buy the idea.

What Russ really wants is a sex slave mommy gf housewife who will dote on him, kiss him in a way that helps with his disability, and do all the work he doesn’t want to. I honestly think that if he were to get a hot stud male partner, he’d be content for like...a month max before he started demanding more. Maybe if gay Chad was also completely submissive and obedient, but I have a hard time believing that person exists. I think Russ wouldn’t accept being a boy toy or even an equal partner.

Plus, you have to consider that he sees everything through the mormon lens. I’m not entirely sure the people surrounding him would see having an attractive male partner as being as valuable as having an attractive female partner. A lot of them would probably just talk about how the guy’s good looks are “wasted on being gay.”

But on the other hand, gay Greer is a funny idea.

I dunno. I get the feeling that Russ wants the validation of 'winning' a ten. I dont think he cares about any type of relationship after the "win'. Other than giving women 'a better life' (which as specific as he gets) he doesnt really talk about any relationship goals (even self centered totally selfish ones).
 
I doubt he’d want a hot boy toy because in his mind, they’re not trophies like cheerleaders and starlets are. “Trophy husband” isn’t a common phrase for good reason...it’s far more common for women to be held up as trophies and prizes.

He wants the hot 10 trophy woman because he thinks it’s what everyone else wants, and he wants to be envied.
 
I doubt he’d want a hot boy toy because in his mind, they’re not trophies like cheerleaders and starlets are. “Trophy husband” isn’t a common phrase for good reason...it’s far more common for women to be held up as trophies and prizes.

He wants the hot 10 trophy woman because he thinks it’s what everyone else wants, and he wants to be envied.
I can see that, it seems to me that he wants to be seen as the one in charge in his hypothetical relationships. He wanted a personal apology from them for not bowing to his whims. When he didn't get that, he tried to use the law to punish them for not obeying him. He wanted his trials against Taylor and Ariana to be seen on every news network so they could be humiliated in front of the whole world.

We've seen how possessive he is of women many times, not to mention those creepy photos of him with Bunny Ranch girls where it looks like he's holding them as tightly as possible. In his countless instagram comments, he's constantly calling women "his." He posted about how angry he was when Taylor Swift got with her current boyfriend, iirc he at one point also commented "I will be in her life" on Facebook. I have no doubt he wants women to be his arm candy in public so everyone can know how superior he is. And yet, for all his arrogance, he regularly proves to us what a dishonest, thirsty, pathetic little man he truly is. Remember, he was willing to drop his multi million dollar lawsuit in exchange for a date with Taylor, a woman he claimed was literally trying to have him killed at the time. He even had a list of demands for what she was supposed to wear, or face the legal consequences. His whole mentality is one of an abuser. "If you didn't make me mad, I wouldn't have had to hit/sue you."
 
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I can see that, it seems to me that he wants to be seen as the one in charge in his hypothetical relationships. He wanted his trials against Taylor and Ariana to be seen on every news network so they could be humiliated in front of the whole world. He wanted a personal apology from them for not bowing to his whims. When he didn't get that, he tried to use the law to punish them for not obeying him.

We've seen how possessive he is of women many times, not to mention those creepy photos of him with Bunny Ranch girls where it looks like he's holding them as tightly as possible. In his countless instagram comments, he's constantly calling women "his." He posted about how angry he was when Taylor Swift got with her current boyfriend, iirc he at one point also commented "I will be in her life" on Facebook. I have no doubt he wants women to be his arm candy in public so everyone can know how superior he is. And yet, for all his arrogance, he regularly proves to us what a dishonest, thirsty, pathetic little man he truly is. Remember, he was willing to drop his multi million dollar lawsuit in exchange for a date with Taylor, a woman he claimed was literally trying to have him killed at the time. He even had a list of demands for what she was supposed to wear, or face the legal consequences. His whole mentality is one of an abuser. "If you didn't make me mad, I wouldn't have had to hit/sue you."

"I'm only suing you because I care!"

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I dunno. I get the feeling that Russ wants the validation of 'winning' a ten. I dont think he cares about any type of relationship after the "win'. Other than giving women 'a better life' (which as specific as he gets) he doesnt really talk about any relationship goals (even self centered totally selfish ones).
I guess my point (and I should’ve stated this more clearly) is that I don’t think there’s an endpoint where Russ is satisfied in a relationship. You could give him literally everything he claims to want in life, and I still think he’d find a way to be unhappy, because he doesn’t have a concept of inner happiness at all. You give him a 10/10 girlfriend who gives him a blowjob and makes him 3 meals a day, and he’ll soon start complaining that she’s not giving him two blowjobs and making snacks too.

Also, what the guy above me said about control. A hot 10/10 partner (male or female) that Russ couldn’t have complete control over would drive him insane. Look at how upset he gets when a woman he’s facebook stalking interacts with another man.
 
BABY WHY YOU MAKE ME HURT YOU

I JUST WANNA LOVE YOU BUT YOU MAKIN IT SO HARD AND I GOTTA TEACH YOU A LESSON
That's it exactly. His ego won't let him settle for women who might actually go for him, so I think (hope) that he'll just be doomed to rail on social media for the rest of his life about how unfair everything is.

As to the handjob thing, I think Russ is straight, I just think he's fucking randy that he'll do just about anything, include giving a handy to another guy to get laid. Why he thought it was a good idea to post about it on a public site is a mystery better people than I will have to solve.
 
That's it exactly. His ego won't let him settle for women who might actually go for him, so I think (hope) that he'll just be doomed to rail on social media for the rest of his life about how unfair everything is.
The only decent women he would’ve had a chance with were poor Mormon girls convinced they were honoring god by marrying a slack faced creep, but since he was kicked out of the church for fucking hookers they should all be safe now.
 
The only decent women he would’ve had a chance with were poor Mormon girls convinced they were honoring god by marrying a slack faced creep, but since he was kicked out of the church for fucking hookers they should all be safe now.
I wonder if he blames God for his hooker habit. "If you have just given me a wife like you were supposed to, I wouldn't have to fuck hookers!" He's still Mormon for the most part except for the bit about sexual morality.
 
"I'm only suing you because I care!"

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"I love this woman that I've never met and know nothing about! And I know she will fall in love with me as soon as we meet! That's why I have to sue her, so we can finally meet and fall in love!" - Totally Not a Mentally Ill Man

The only decent women he would’ve had a chance with were poor Mormon girls convinced they were honoring god by marrying a slack faced creep, but since he was kicked out of the church for fucking hookers they should all be safe now.

No LDS girl would marry Russ out of a sense of religious or moral duty. There are plenty of other LDS boys out there for them to pick from who aren't creepy, shallow, entitled, egomaniacal narcissists. No one would force an LDS girl to marry or even date Russ, nor would they be shamed for rejecting him.
 
I’ma call bullshit on the handjob story. I know plenty of gay guys, and they’d be thoroughly offended if I offered them a handy for any reason. It would be just like Russ to assume that any gay man would want him because he’s an 8 or 9. I have a hard time believing that anyone would want Russ touching them.

There are some closeted gay guys who are fucking weird. Guys who will go around thinking of themselves as straight but interested in a blowjob from a guy anyway. You never know what weirdos might be around Russ.

That said, Russ invents such ridiculous lies about his life that nothing undocumented can be taken for granted.
 
I wonder if he blames God for his hooker habit. "If you have just given me a wife like you were supposed to, I wouldn't have to fuck hookers!" He's still Mormon for the most part except for the bit about sexual morality.

If Jesus was alive today and a US citizen, Russ would probably sue him as God's representative on earth for failing to provide disclaimers about God's blessings or some shit.
 
Rusty's had some weird behaviors and stories of a sexual nature, but like many with NPD, his narcissism drives his sexuality to such a large extent I still think it explains it better than Rusty being a True and Honest repressed homo. I'm not even sure how much of the friend-who-showed-him-his-dick or the handy story I believe, because Russ is a lair, but assuming there's some nugget of truth to them, those are the only two times a another human has shown any kind of sexual interest or reciprocity to Russ without being paid for it. That probably shot his ego through the roof, even if the subject wasn't his ideal, of course he's going to brag about it. As for his male e-thots, I bet you $100 if we could see into Russ' mind all of them are what he thinks he would look like if he didn't have a gimp face. It's more an autoerotic fixation than true homosexuality.
 
If Jesus was alive today and a US citizen, Russ would probably sue him as God's representative on earth for failing to provide disclaimers about God's blessings or some shit.

After seeing a picture of her and Jesus on Instagram, he'd sue Mary Magdalene for misrepresentations about whether or not she's actually a prostitute and not allowing him to give her a better life.
 
After seeing a picture of her and Jesus on Instagram, he'd sue Mary Magdalene for misrepresentations about whether or not she's actually a prostitute and not allowing him to give her a better life.
Russ is that bald asshole from the bible who some kids made fun of, so he overreacted and invoked God to send bears to maul and slaughter the kids.
 
BABY WHY YOU MAKE ME HURT YOU

I JUST WANNA LOVE YOU BUT YOU MAKIN IT SO HARD AND I GOTTA TEACH YOU A LESSON
Exactly. Russell talks to these women just like an abusive boyfriend. "I didn't want it to come to this." "You leave me no choice." "You have to be punished." He builds up every attempt to punish women like he somehow was conflicted, like it was somehow hard for him to decide to sue them, but because he's so great and brave he decided to do it anyway, when in reality his first reaction upon not getting what he wants is to try to force people to give it to him or punish them. How someone so pathetic has such an insane ego is beyond me.
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Exactly. Russell talks to these women just like an abusive boyfriend. "I didn't want it to come to this." "You leave me no choice." "You have to be punished." He builds up every attempt to punish women like he somehow was conflicted, like it was somehow hard for him to decide to sue them, but because he's so great and brave he decided to do it anyway, when in reality his first reaction upon not getting what he wants is to try to force people to give it to him or punish him. How someone so pathetic has such an insane ego is beyond me.
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I never noticed the phrase "clear as ice"
 
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