🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Does anyone have that pic of Russ as a kid? The one in a music class where he looks like the chupacabra?
 
Qi Meng Dealer said:
Gotchu fam. Here's the post with a screenshot of a brothel review Russell made (look under the Bella's Hacienda Ranch) where he claims to not be gay but traded a handy for a ride to said place. @The Dude you are correct, it wasn't LV. Good catch!



Then one of our esteemed Russtorians archived the Yelp page just to prove that the Russell G. account is actually the one and only Magical Star Buddy and not a new account wee.ns made for laughs (has reviews dating back to 2013).



Now it remains to be seen if Russ actually traded a handjob for a ride or lied about doing so to make his plights seem deeper, but either way, it's egg on his face.
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:story: Brilliant, thanks! Holy fuck I hope its true and he did it, its so gloriously horrific. Also, I felt kind of ill reading his reviews of the girls making out with him and feeding him, those ho's deserve some kind of medal.
 
Lurk said:
:story: Brilliant, thanks! Holy fuck I hope its true and he did it, its so gloriously horrific. Also, I felt kind of ill reading his reviews of the girls making out with him and feeding him, those ho's deserve some kind of medal.
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I’ma call bullshit on the handjob story. I know plenty of gay guys, and they’d be thoroughly offended if I offered them a handy for any reason. It would be just like Russ to assume that any gay man would want him because he’s an 8 or 9. I have a hard time believing that anyone would want Russ touching them.
 
Sir Dank-a-Lot said:
I’ma call bullshit on the handjob story. I know plenty of gay guys, and they’d be thoroughly offended if I offered them a handy for any reason. It would be just like Russ to assume that any gay man would want him because he’s an 8 or 9. I have a hard time believing that anyone would want Russ touching them.
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Russ got them rub a dub hands. It's his secret weapon.
 
Male or female, Russhole belongs nowhere near another person's genitalia. Those poor hookers. Ugh.
 
The Dude said:
It wasn't anywhere near as fancy as Vegas. Prostitution is illegal there anyways. Not even as fancy as Reno. I think it was to Ely or some other podunk, low rent, jerk water town.
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Yeah, his last trip was out to some truck stop in basically the middle of nowhere. The kind of place where only truckers go for a cheap, legal fuck out on the road for low $$$, which was only what Russ could afford because he was too desperate to save up. And then bitched about how the women were, unsurprisingly, nowhere near his usual standards.

Mind you last time he went to Reno he didn't have the fuck funds for the women there either, so it'll be interesting to see what he's saved up this time for it.

CausticMinory said:
Plus apparently he had a gay friend who flashed his dick on Skype or whatever.
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You mean his "dingle". :lol:
 
CausticMinory said:
I'm gonna believe the HJ story, because it sounds so pathetic and hilarious that Russ couldn't make that up knowing how bad it makes him look. Plus apparently he had a gay friend who flashed his dick on Skype or whatever.
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Every now and then he 'jokes' about being gay/bi. I'm not really sure why he does it, but it wouldn't surprise me if he was a little bit gay. Not that any gays would want him either.
(Sorry I've forgotten who originally posted these but they're in this thread somewhere)
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Sir Dank-a-Lot said:
I’ma call bullshit on the handjob story. I know plenty of gay guys, and they’d be thoroughly offended if I offered them a handy for any reason. It would be just like Russ to assume that any gay man would want him because he’s an 8 or 9. I have a hard time believing that anyone would want Russ touching them.
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I dunno, I'm going on the assumption that for someone to be friends with Russ and actually remain in his company, they'd probably have to be just as exceptional as he is. I could see a gay Russ-equivalent totally accepting a handy from him. Mostly I do just want to believe it's true through
 
Honestly Russ being into guys would make sense, when you think about it.

When you get down to it, there's only one person Russ cares about, and that's Russ. He only does things if they directly benefit him in some way. He's not really a generous or selfless guy.

Which is why I always found it more than a bit odd how he's always been passionate about gay rights, for no apparent reason, to the point of long spergy textwalls and openly arguing against the church. Unless they want a cake of course.

Gay rights and equality are seemingly the only thing he's supported without expecting anything in return. Hell, he was even going to keep one studly bisexual man at his brothel (to satisfy the gays and also the ladies).

With Russ being how he is, and never doing anything that's not in his own self-interest, it would make sense that the gay rights support is because he's at least a bit into guys. It only seems selfless because he's still in the closet.
 
I always figured since Russ' whole thing is craving validation and jealousy from others, that he would be OK with being gay as long as the man he was with was attractive. As long as people looked at him and thought "wow how did he snag that sexy guy? He must be special" he would have no issue with it. Plus he gets bonus points for being a brave open homosexual, it's an added fuck you to the church, and he could get off thinking his sister is jealous of his hot piece of man-meat.

As for the handy business, I still think that if it happened at all, it's gotta be some weird pervert out there doing it for shits and giggles, telling his friends that he got Russell Greer to grab his cock on the way to the brothels. No person of any gender or sexual orientation is turned on by The Face.
 
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Cilleystring said:
As for the handy business, I still think that if it happened at all, it's gotta be some weird pervert out there doing it for shits and giggles, telling his friends that he got Russell Greer to grab his cock on the way to the brothels. No person of any gender or sexual orientation is turned on by The Face.
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I'm sure there's some big dicked gay Chad out there whose fetish is slack jawed slurp jobs. Russ just needs to find that dude.
 
I honestly don’t know if I buy the idea.

What Russ really wants is a sex slave mommy gf housewife who will dote on him, kiss him in a way that helps with his disability, and do all the work he doesn’t want to. I honestly think that if he were to get a hot stud male partner, he’d be content for like...a month max before he started demanding more. Maybe if gay Chad was also completely submissive and obedient, but I have a hard time believing that person exists. I think Russ wouldn’t accept being a boy toy or even an equal partner.

Plus, you have to consider that he sees everything through the mormon lens. I’m not entirely sure the people surrounding him would see having an attractive male partner as being as valuable as having an attractive female partner. A lot of them would probably just talk about how the guy’s good looks are “wasted on being gay.”

But on the other hand, gay Greer is a funny idea.
 
Cilleystring said:
As for the handy business, I still think that if it happened at all, it's gotta be some weird pervert out there doing it for shits and giggles, telling his friends that he got Russell Greer to grab his cock on the way to the brothels. No person of any gender or sexual orientation is turned on by The Face.
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Russ was interacting with an openly gay man from Salt Lake City prior to the trip to the brothel.

Shortly after I discovered the review and posted it in this thread, this person of interest unfriended Russ on Facebook and set his Instagram profile to private, and it now appears that these two have no contact with each other.
 
RodDangerous said:
Russ was interacting with an openly gay man from Salt Lake City prior to the trip to the brothel.

Shortly after I discovered the review and posted it in this thread, this person of interest unfriended Russ on Facebook and set his Instagram profile to private, and it now appears that these two have no contact with each other.
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I remembered something like this happening and that was what lead to the consensus that Russ was telling the truth (for once). I just forgot what the specifics were. Poor gay guy. He not only got a tug job from Russ, but then Russ had to go open (figuratively) his big mouth about it. No more rides for Russhole.
 
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