Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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A Cat said:
Locked down and registration only seems to be approved if you can prove you’re a Something Awful troon or politics bore, which is a shame as I bet there’s some HILARIOUS shit being posted there.
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Amethyst is usually fucking terrible but lmao (they were discussing Bogan’s marketing skills)
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I thought KM was not only faking being black but that she did video editing? How does someone with so many careers and experience have zero job?

What is Somethingawful and friends? Is it yet another splinter forum for race grifters, leftists and trannies? I said this before it’s been done and will devolves into purity tests and massive drama and salt because everyone involved has a grudge and is looking to fight and kick people out.

I just read lowtax’s post in gbs and it’s not surprising he mentions KF. He’s still stuck in internet 2.0 mode thinking it’s still the early 2000’s. Back then SA was at war with everyone for internet supremacy. If it wasn’t Fark it was Worth 1000 then it was SASS now it’s KF. Lowtax always has to have a enemy to keep I’m looked for about 5 minutes then he wakes up and realizes he and SA are losers then goes off to sulk/hide.
 
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I can't find the post here now but whoever said 2016 broke the brains of all the computer janitors was 100% right. Thinking back, the last time I legitimately had fun on SA was pre 2015. I distinctly remember politics bleeding into every single SA adjacent thing. It was especially funny seeing goons threaten to leave the internet and move to Canada if Hillary lost. Of course they were back online as if nothing happened. Somehow after 2016 it became verboten to ever bring up how shitty Obama was, or to even agree with any opinion if it was slightly right leaning. A couple really good and productive goon groups turned into shrieking masses of non-binary snowflake commies.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
I just read lowtax’s post in gbs and it’s not surprising he mentions KF. He’s still stuck in internet 2.0 mode thinking it’s still the early 2000’s. Back then SA was at war with everyone for internet supremacy. If it wasn’t Fark it was Worth 1000 then it was SASS now it’s KF. Lowtax always has to have a enemy to keep I’m looked for about 5 minutes then he wakes up and realizes he and SA are losers then goes off to sulk/hide.
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KF has a special place in @Lowtax's heart as he used to have fun posting here and enjoyed our photoshops before his users told him that KF is a bad place that he should not like. He now no longer likes us.
 
Lowtax hates any group that doesn't automatically suck his dick. If you've ever been unfortunate enough to be part of a goon offsite you know he'd regularly barge into niche groups expect to be modded and then post his crazy wacky zany humour. It was like watching your crackhead uncle crash a bar mitzvah and get halfway through an air guitar solo before realizing no one fucking cared
 
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS GIRLBOSS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START MAKING THE SALES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GIRLBOSS. I MARKET EVERY BRAND AND I MARKET EVERY BRAND HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME HATERS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE TARGET NUMBERS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY REJUVENATED THE GALAXYS MOST DEGRADED BRANDS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON TWITTER AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON TWITTER CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND RICHARDS MCMANSION LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
 
Full disclosure, I used to be one of these heroic revolutionaries who was going to change/save the world. Started in my teens and only started truly mellowing out in my 30's. It was for all the usual reasons, anger at parents, at religion, at society and all that jazz. Objectively speaking, it was a form of mental illness shared by most if not all of my clique. But, you.. grow up, y'know? Become more than you were. You find yourself a good woman, start a family, get decent work, reconcile with your parents after realising that - just like you - they were products of their environment, lose that tunnel vision that shows you only the bad in faith - even if you never go back to being a believer. I'm sure we've all been there to some extent and come out more-or-less whole at the end. Something, however, has kept the denizens of SA's Politics forum firmly fixed in that position. For those in the know, is it the case that there is a very significant trans population in there? I can imagine that if you've made such drastic changes to your body that it's now impossible to move about the world without eyebrows being raised, mellowing out could be forever off the cards.
 
Ghostse said:
I'm curious, on a scale from "Koala's march" to "Actually Black", how black those kids in her marketing pitch to RMH were.
Because SA's resident sassy black girl is exactly as black as you'd expect her to be, so her views on people's race don't seem to match reality.

(The Dox incase anyone's just joining us and doesn't get the joke
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motherfucker thats a latina, not a black person
 
Goons know the Bogan thing is a cover story IMHO. They just don't care. There's still people in D&D to convince of their Objectively Right Opinions, after all. Who cares if Lowtax toddler and wife are at a shelter because he abused the fuck of them. Gotta write them text walls about how orange man bad on a comedy forum running software from the mid-00s. If they don't who will?
 
Everyone left on SA now is basically exactly the kind of person that does well in modern academia: an unemployable pervert that thinks they're some kind of leftist folk hero without actually having ever done an honest day's work.
 
exioce said:
Full disclosure, I used to be one of these heroic revolutionaries who was going to change/save the world. Started in my teens and only started truly mellowing out in my 30's. It was for all the usual reasons, anger at parents, at religion, at society and all that jazz. Objectively speaking, it was a form of mental illness shared by most if not all of my clique. But, you.. grow up, y'know? Become more than you were. You find yourself a good woman, start a family, get decent work, reconcile with your parents after realising that - just like you - they were products of their environment, lose that tunnel vision that shows you only the bad in faith - even if you never go back to being a believer. I'm sure we've all been there to some extent and come out more-or-less whole at the end. Something, however, has kept the denizens of SA's Politics forum firmly fixed in that position. For those in the know, is it the case that there is a very significant trans population in there? I can imagine that if you've made such drastic changes to your body that it's now impossible to move about the world without eyebrows being raised, mellowing out could be forever off the cards.
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I'm was one of those guys too, I've actually got worse because I'm a massive firebrand and way more proactively involved in politics. SA's politico's are a bunch of fucking losers to man who'll never achieve anything and Lowtax is a embarrisment for folding to them.
 
exioce said:
Full disclosure, I used to be one of these heroic revolutionaries who was going to change/save the world. Started in my teens and only started truly mellowing out in my 30's. It was for all the usual reasons, anger at parents, at religion, at society and all that jazz. Objectively speaking, it was a form of mental illness shared by most if not all of my clique. But, you.. grow up, y'know? Become more than you were. You find yourself a good woman, start a family, get decent work, reconcile with your parents after realising that - just like you - they were products of their environment, lose that tunnel vision that shows you only the bad in faith - even if you never go back to being a believer. I'm sure we've all been there to some extent and come out more-or-less whole at the end. Something, however, has kept the denizens of SA's Politics forum firmly fixed in that position. For those in the know, is it the case that there is a very significant trans population in there? I can imagine that if you've made such drastic changes to your body that it's now impossible to move about the world without eyebrows being raised, mellowing out could be forever off the cards.
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We call that adolescence. The trans population commonly exhibits a rejection of adulthood and a retreat into adolescent thinking. They even get a puberty part two to justify staying stuck in that pubescent mindset. They don't want to be adults with adult jobs and adult problems. They want to play video games, and watch stupid television that's designed to assure them of their own correctness, so that they don't question where they are in life or what they are actually doing. They want to live in a fantasy, in Never Never Land, and tell each other lies, and they want to shut out anyone who even knows the truth, much less speaks it. Every part of their life is like this, from the nanny state they want to take care of them, to jobs at companies that will coddle them with transport and housing and meals, ratcheting up their dependency, while shutting out responsibility.
You certainly don't need to be trans to be like this, but the comorbidity of that ideology and this behavior is apparent to me at least.
 
TurdFondler said:
I can't find the post here now but whoever said 2016 broke the brains of all the computer janitors was 100% right.
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Tbh and I'm not even kidding here, half of why I resigned as a mod here was fear I was going to tard out to that degree. It wasn't the actual motivator but seriously, look at these fucking people. Imagine you had even an inkling you might turn into one. Yeah.
 
Also at this point you know how Trump is going to rule and he hasn't gotten America into any more wars. So how can it be worse than 2016 if he gets re-elected than 2020? Like how can you let your brain be broke for four years? Like when will the troons snap out of it?

I really hate how they turned The Romulans into space mexicans for the new star trek series though, they made the Federation into the Starship Troopers government too to try and "prove a point",
 
Marissa Moira said:
Also at this point you know how Trump is going to rule and he hasn't gotten America into any more wars. So how can it be worse than 2016 if he gets re-elected than 2020? Like how can you let your brain be broke for four years? Like when will the troons snap out of it?

I really hate how they turned The Romulans into space mexicans for the new star trek series though, they made the Federation into the Starship Troopers government too to try and "prove a point",
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The libsession with Trump is infecting everything that comes out in entertainment atm for sure. RLM do some good reviews on Discovery and Picard. The federation not being willing to rescue hundreds of millions of Romulans, lmao

Goons find it impossible to cope with their ideology not being the winner at the polls it's fucking bizarre. I'm often disappointed at the polls, imagine that literally ruining your day to day life and being the sort of powerless underachiever that shrieks until a forum is shut down for nothing other than some sort of validation of mattering.

I blame the libtards that started raising all these idiots as special and that they all matter. We don't matter, get over it and get on with your own shit already. I'm convinced the bulk of this new wave of MtF (notice it's usually MtF) freaks are people rebelling against the realization they're as worthless as the rest of us and this is the latest stunt to prove everyone wrong. Clearly if I am in the right body I will matter and be loved. Look forward to 5-10 years from now when there's an even bigger suicide crisis and strain on mental health as all these self mutilated sad sacks have it dawn on them like a slow ice cold water pour exactly what they've done to themselves.

Reality show after reality show about regretful trans, I guarantee it.

Every single one of them when you get into their posting or SM mentions some sort of abuse or trauma in their past. Normally sad sack amount to nothings get their ego beaten out of them by the time they leave school and either go off and stack shelves or relieve society of their burden behind a shed. Now they get their egos recharged by mommy and teacher giving them the special 4th place achiever trophy and how no one could ever love them as much as mommy does they're so special. But the real world does not accept this and the ego shattering that occurs gives us these broke brained morons that ruin everything for everyone they come in contact with as they infect the latest demographic du jour. Give it a few years, they'll all have been tricked into being trans and they'll be onto something else entirely. They keep talking about race being a construct, won't be long before some near bald fat waddler from Utah is an oppressed black man.
 
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exioce said:
I can imagine that if you've made such drastic changes to your body that it's now impossible to move about the world without eyebrows being raised, mellowing out could be forever off the cards.
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They fucked with their brain chemistry to the point where they became retarded and now they're in a perpetual fight-or-flight mode because their body's fighting a horrible hormone imbalance.

Solution: don't fuck with your brain chemistry in the first place, you'll just make things irreparably worse for yourself
 
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