God, he’s so obnoxiously annoying. Honest to god, I struggle to finish reading his comments. The cringe is just too much.
One thing you’re right about, though, Booger. You’re a dead man walking. And before Saint Peter harpoons you by the heavenly shores, I want to debunk some delusions you may harbor. You have lived a lie. Now die knowing the truth. You believe that you are a victim of a series of unfortunate circumstances and an evil world that wants to bring a nice guy down. You’re not. Every single problem you have faced, face, and forever shall face comes down to you being a giant fucking pussy.
Do you know why you’re a fifty year old man who acts like the court jester of the internet for an audience of children and autistic basement crawlers? Because you were to big of a pussy to compete in the real world and build a career. A legacy. Do you know why another guy is fucking your wife? Because you were too much of a pussy to take care of her. And know you, O Lord of the Dew, why your weekend consists of crying on twitter because a bunch of kids trolled you? Indeed. Because you’re too much of a pussy to laugh it off and go out, have a couple of beers, and maybe bring some lonely bar skank home, as many of your peers do.
I want you to die knowing that every single bad thing that has befallen you happened, not because of misfortune or evil, but because you were a beta faggot. You were, are, and forever will be. This is your legacy.