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Boogie might be pathetic lying fat ass, but he is no mundane MattThe Remaining boogie fans are just boogie sock accounts.
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Boogie might be pathetic lying fat ass, but he is no mundane MattThe Remaining boogie fans are just boogie sock accounts.
It would be funny to see the "rip in pepperoni boogie1488" superchats outnumber the actual mourners.lowkey hoping this man kinda dies soon because he is burdening so many people in his life/online with his problems.
Maybe, but his pity baiting has started even before he met her, so any person with functioning brain would see a pattern.His wife acted as a kind of filter as to what he put online.
I don't really think he got away with it, it's more just that nobody cared. I've heard boogie mentioned in the background for years, but never really gave a fuck because it just didn't sound interesting. Now, far more people are paying attention and you just can't lie your way out of that coverage. He fucked up bad because it's all being brought into the daylight, and with more eyes looking to catch him he can't huckster his way out by throwing another pity party. Groveling out of a problem is easy when it's a few gullible followers or disinterested spectators, but now he's got everyone watching and almost everyone, top autists included, are poking holes in his story.How the hell he got away with everything for so long, if he is so bad at lying?
Take away his account to make him sad, because his trolls are worse than nazis and rapists(no, really, he did say that last part).So what would the hackers objective have been?
I must have missed something. Why is he saying he got hacked? Nothing was released was it? Like DMs or weird tweets. So what would the hackers objective have been? (In his mind ... we know he wasn’t hacked)
But, but, but he's such an inspiration. Who knew controlling what rubbish goes into your mouth could help you lose weight, he makes it sound as though he's just learnt that fact.A man with youtube bux, a personal trainer, decades of experience with previous weight loss attempts, dozens of people reaching out to help him, and gastric bypass surgery yet he has only made minuscule progress. Boogie needs to lose another ~150lbs before he even leaves the obese weight range.
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A loss of 24.4lbs in just over a year = approx 0.4307lbs per week (or more impressively 0.06ozs per day.)...with a trainer too.
Yeah, lard arse is "smashing it!!!"
...And his real teeth?The only things Boogie has ever lost permanently are his wife and sense of shame.
Maybe, but his pity baiting has started even before he met her, so any person with functioning brain would see a pattern.
Remember when Booger was like teflon?
Nailed it.Boogie could get away with it when he was a couch sized loser with bad teeth. He was such a sad sack that people could only take pity on him....but now that he got enough e-begging dollars to get weight loss surgery and extensive dental work, Boogie isn't the "aw, look at the poor pathetic guy" anymore (Yes, he's still pathetic, but not at the level that people will overlook his lies anymore). The drama with his ex-wife didn't help, and really exposed the cracks in his Nice Guy facade.
God knows that if she left while boogie was still TLC material and he bit it, the internet would probably blame her considering he was still playing is "nice guy uwu" personaNailed it.
When he was hideously and outrageously obese, Boogie seemed harmless. Now when he's talking about gaslighting and going full in on conspiracies to get him, he just looks like a crazy, aging man.
I wonder why it was after he was under 500lb that Dez decided she had had enough.
I could be late to the party, but did we ever find out why his smile looks like he is in so much pain?View attachment 1116490
It's a good question because looking back, it sure seems like a lot of his success was luck and other people. RWJ turned him into a viral sensation and his Francis videos were probably only successful thanks to Dez who co-wrote them and acted in them. His brand hasn't adapted to the changes in YouTube taste over the years and he doesn't seem to have developed any meaningful skills either.If there ever were a list of Axioms about lolcows, one would have to be inevitable self-destruction. Watching Boogie's self-implosion the last two to three years has reinforced that to me given how many defenders and big names running interference he had.
At this point I'm wondering what else he can even do. He put a lot of effort into this "5D own the trolls" gambit that absolutely went off the rails immediately. I suppose what's next is a lot of suicide baiting, DM's to random people about how much he wants to commit suicide, and then gettingswatteda wellness check.
oh my goodness, he has sausages for legs! i suppose that is low hanging fruit to say now but it genuinely surprised me!He was standing in that picture. He's not on a scooter because it looks good.
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