Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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He wasn't going to be an MMA fighter. He did go to training a bit and had desires to do BJJ/MMA recreationally. He went to a novice tournament in grappling and competed in the Fatweight division, and there are some funny pictures out there. No more than that.

He did try to get in shape and had a fitness log which was pretty ignominous. Not working out because he was 'sick' due to a pimple on his knee or something. Attracted some realtalk on that from... Some Australian guy who was a paramedic and was fucking huge - can't remember who. Watch & Weight had some pretty good posters back when both in humour and fitness (this reminds me fondly of the thread 'What Are You Wearing Today: The Search for the World's Biggest Faggot', which gave some good lols in FYAD).
 
speaking of good and funny posters from watch & weight what ever happened to that obscenely hairy guy from FYAD who would post hilariously bad pictures of himself cross-dressing in his girlfriend's comically small clothing in the womens WAYWT thread and police everyone on their pronouns to troll the troons? if i remember right i saw him active the last time i browsed SA (2012-13 ish?)
 
Anime is Blood said:
He was attacked from behind? Dude is the size of two NFL linebackers. Was it a mob with torches and pitchforks? Did someone use the store's forklift to re-create the fight in Alien?

Stories come off a little differently when you find out this vulnerable black woman with PTSD from an assault is actually a 6'6" 350lb titanic white man. I'm not saying it's impossible to assault a man but If a gang of regular sized people took him down like a cave troll I'm going to say they had a reason.
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They Tried to kill him with a forklift, Olé!
 
Even the goons are taking the piss out of lowt now, hes getting roasted:
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Lowtax totally doesn't come across as a spiteful thinskinned asshole who cannot stand people criticizing or even disagreeing with him and will retaliate at once while even denying to do so. ("I didn't do anything and anyways you had it coming" - classic) There's no way that man could be abusive to anyone he holds any power over.

I mean dude went after his one-time 3k wife gofundme after bilking goons for 9k a month and whatever they paid for the xenforo that never came? He comes across as so genuinely angry at his ex wife and not having her under his thumb that he sounds like he'd love to reach through the screen directly into her gofundme account to choke her. He can't even shut up about how slighted he feels to random internet strangers who don't have any business in this, dude comes across as seriously angry. I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if all the allegations are true which they probably are. I knew he was a piece of shit for a long time but being an abusive piece of shit is another whole ballpark.
 
Coolio55 said:
Even the goons are taking the piss out of lowt now, hes getting roasted:
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It says a lot about the current state of those forums that I only found 2 of those amusing. The rest were forum weepers and posters trying awfully hard.

also, totally missed opportunity to put together a video slideshow of Lowtax's relationships scored to Yackety Sax
 
repentance said:
She'll happily suck tax's white dick for increased power on SA, though.
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He abandoned the mother he's a babydaddy to in order to go fuck some whore for weeks and leave her alone, then acts like he's the victim. Maybe he's not that white after all. Koalas Mooch may be whiter than him.

Tanner Glass said:
The loss of $10 is when you sign up, it only costs you $10 when you get banned if you bother to re-register - most don't, hence the forums slow death over many years.
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And the site's population is now self-selected for the kind of pathetic absolute cuck who comes crawling back with another $10 when they're banned for no fucking reason at all, with some unfunny wackyzany ban message from a troon piece of shit, instead of just fucking off to a less shitty forum.
 
Tanner Glass said:
For most people, it isn't a loss. The loss of $10 is when you sign up, it only costs you $10 when you get banned if you bother to re-register - most don't, hence the forums slow death over many years.
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Not gonna lie, the only reason I don't give Lowtax sass is because I know goons hate browse here and it amuses me that I'm still posting there, browsing and they have no idea who I am. I'd never give lowtax anymore money under any circumstances.
 
moonman1488 said:
No. LowT specifically put it back up to protect the troons from having their posts screenshotted, not knowing that many of us still have accounts.
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Hell, I'd say most of us do - if you care about SA enough to follow a thread on it, you probably signed up at one point. The only people it'd stop are outsiders who just like a good shitshow and anyone who nuked their account.

But there's nothing stopping anyone from just buying a new account and never posting. You wont get banned if you just lurk. What a limp dick measure.
 
What do you call a cuckold, child abusing, wife abusing, cheating, drug addict, pillhead, alcoholic, infantile, faux-communist/sjw, tranny porn fetishist, cowardly, sniveling, lying, supremely entitled, thin-skinned little faggot? Is there even a word to encapsulate those things all at once besides "Lowtax"?
 
It's been over a year since I posted about AceOfFlames, and he's gotten even worse. Fucker can't get out of D&D, and can't stop being depressed, because he never leaves D&D and their unending chorus of "oh god cow farts and orange men are going to kill us all." I wonder if the E/N thread where he posted about being a 30-year-old depressed, hopeless virgin is still up.
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It's like watching someone slowly die of drug addiction, except nobody ever got high by sobbing into their keyboard.
 
AnOminous said:
He abandoned the mother he's a babydaddy to in order to go fuck some whore for weeks and leave her alone, then acts like he's the victim. Maybe he's not that white after all. Koalas Mooch may be whiter than him.



And the site's population is now self-selected for the kind of pathetic absolute cuck who comes crawling back with another $10 when they're banned for no fucking reason at all, with some unfunny wackyzany ban message from a troon piece of shit, instead of just fucking off to a less shitty forum.
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Nah, most of the grenade jumpers in the LowT thread are FYADfugees that have otherwise lost the will to post. They are ending their posting career in the most FYAD way possible: mod sassing LowT without a girldick permit.
 
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