Jeeeeeesus... these fuckers can't even talk about using the toilet for two seconds without it turning them on, but we're the assholes for not wanting them in the same bathrooms as our wives, sisters, mothers, and daughters?
It's literally impossible for them to do ANYTHING non-sexually.
Piss all over yourself because of a medical complication?
UwU So warm!! I made a messy! Mistress is gonna piss on me too!!! /)>_<(\ xDD
Car broke down?
AAAA I my car just died and it's so bad cuz like while it was running it was growling and rumbling and it kinda made my vaginy tingle??? DDD::
Making a sandwich?
OMG this roast beef sammich looks like my new VAG OMG I wanna fuck this bread >///////<