💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

Well...it's noon around Tennessee and no live chat. Shame.

 

[Chamulum]

Well...it's noon around Tennessee and no live chat. Shame.

Heart attack?

 

[stets]

At this rate, we'll also see him go SovCit, as Hovind did too.

What I wouldn’t give for a ”Traveling With Jack” channel where he’s constantly getting pulled over, refuses to show his license, and ultimately gets his windows smashed, pulled out of the car, and put in handcuffs.

 

[AnOminous]

She has a full-time job and has to come home to make these bullshit videos for her 5'4 300lb husband.

5'4 300lb husband.

Motherfucker has the physical dimensions of a bowling ball and almost half the personality of one.

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

Motherfucker has the physical dimensions of a bowling ball and almost half the personality of one.

all of the smarts though.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=00K5sR00Qzs
Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).

Holy shit, I remember that guy from thunderf00t's videos back in the day,

 

[Furina]

It's honestly kind of sad to see Jack slide further and further down the path to an early grave and a dead channel with no one but himself to blame for it. I don't know if he's too far gone or if he could still claw himself back, but given his personality I know it'll never happen. He's had two strokes, lost the use of one arm and now he's wheelchair-bound, but he still hasn't learned his lesson or steeled his resolve to improve himself in any way.

I wonder if he's ever going to stay out of the chair? Like, once he's gone in, what's left of his strength will quickly atrophy and he'll be back in that chair soon, never to leave it again most likely. Once that happens, he's just going get weaker and weaker. Maybe he'll degrade to the point where he can't even do his food channel anymore. What will he do then? I think he started the channel partly out of his mistaken belief that he's a good chef, and partly so he had something to do with his life and have something more interesting to say to people when they asked what he did for a living. When he longer has that, he's not going to have much left at all. His brain is already turning into mulch while he's still using it, what's going to happen when he's got nothing to do but watch daytime TV and make unhinged posts to Facebook?

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I think he started the channel partly out of his mistaken belief that he's a good chef, and partly so he had something to do with his life and have something more interesting to say to people when they asked what he did for a living

So, what do you do, Jack?

*Jack drools, gurgles, and shits himself in his wheelchair*

Endgame.

 

[Adamska]

Fatty will do this until he dies. He is going to do this out of a stubborn pride and to desperately pretend he's a real man with a job and not a gluttonous manchild using his wife's money to play as a big boy.

The biggest change will likely be a lot more Jack on the Go videos, since food down the throat that requires less physical effort. He probably will never fully give up on his shit cooking show though, since that's what he started with and ending that would destroy his ego.

 

[Chamulum]

Fatty will do this until he dies. He is going to do this out of a stubborn pride and to desperately pretend he's a real man with a job and not a gluttonous manchild using his wife's money to play as a big boy.

The biggest change will likely be a lot more Jack on the Go videos, since food down the throat that requires less physical effort. He probably will never fully give up on his shit cooking show though, since that's what he started with and ending that would destroy his ego.

I will be genuinely sad when this thread is locked after his death.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack’s complete lack of self-awareness is again on full display.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Jack’s complete lack of self-awareness is again on full display.

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The lean keto lifestyle: eat whatever you want whenever you want while losing the ability to use your limbs one by one.

 

[Skeletor]

It’s more like a deathstyle.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Jack’s complete lack of self-awareness is again on full display.

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This stupid fuck. You either commit to keto or you don't. There's no halfsies. You're in ketosis or you're not. You can call it whatever you want, but essentially he's bastardizing Atkins calling it keto and fucking both up spectacularly.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack’s complete lack of self-awareness is again on full display.

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Maybe he's starting today? Lol

 

[Aaway]

Jack’s complete lack of self-awareness is again on full display.

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LOL

keep lying to yourself jack

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Not sure if he knows he is lying or he really thinks he is doing keto though. I mean the man is quite obviously dumb as shit. Question is HOW dumb?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

He's already leaning into his walker, soon to the grave. Keto until I die.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

 

[TenMilesWide]

Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).

It wasn't unjust.

he got nabbed for tax evasion lol