💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
  • Total voters
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This mother fucker is starting to rip of the Wolfe Pits content.... Somebody told him that the Dollar tree was more expensive that a supermarket!!!! the fucking wolfe pit has made a dozen videos saying that.

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$1 Ribs - Dollar Tree

$1 Ribs - Dollar Tree TWO THINGS YOU CAN DO AFTER WATCHING MY VIDEO 1. SHOP AT MY STORE HTTP://AMAZONJACK.STORE 2. BUY MY SAUCES & SEASONING HTTP://COOKINGWI...
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Charlie Delicious said:
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Keto Starbuck's Cranberry Bliss Bars

Keto Starbuck's Cranberry Bliss Bars TWO THINGS YOU CAN DO AFTER WATCHING MY VIDEO 1. SHOP AT MY STORE HTTP://AMAZONJACK.STORE 2. BUY MY SAUCES & SEASONING H...
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Any other human doing keto for as long as the Scalfani's have would've been skinny by now.

Not joking
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For real, people on keto typically see results within a month and a half.
 
Charlie Delicious said:
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Keto Starbuck's Cranberry Bliss Bars

Keto Starbuck's Cranberry Bliss Bars TWO THINGS YOU CAN DO AFTER WATCHING MY VIDEO 1. SHOP AT MY STORE HTTP://AMAZONJACK.STORE 2. BUY MY SAUCES & SEASONING H...
youtu.be youtu.be

Any other human doing keto for as long as the Scalfani's have would've been skinny by now.

Not joking
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“Even though [Starbucks Cranberry Bliss Bars] are amazing and I love them, I didn’t have maybe one this year and that was it, because they’re just not healthy.”

One week earlier, at Lyncoya Café, Tammy ordered and ate bacon-topped poutine, Parmesan French fries, and a two-patty hamburger topped with thick-cut bacon and blue cheese.

Yeah, it’s the Cranberry Bliss Bars that are killing you.
 
Oh no, I didn't have any cranberry bliss bars this year! That makes 27 years in a row!

For real though, only eating one is notable? I wonder how many she would typically have, or how many she thinks it's normal for other people to have.
 
saralovesjuicyfruit said:
Oh no, I didn't have any cranberry bliss bars this year! That makes 27 years in a row!

For real though, only eating one is notable? I wonder how many she would typically have, or how many she thinks it's normal for other people to have.
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Yeah...she's talking as if it was a big deal and that people have multiples like they're a collectable thing...fucking strange.
 
captkrisma said:
Yeah...she's talking as if it was a big deal and that people have multiples like they're a collectable thing...fucking strange.
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The only thing I know of on the Starbucks menu like that is the pumpkin spice latte, and I think that's a seasonal thing. Maybe these bars have a similar cult following and are a New Year's seasonal item?
 
EvilDroid64 said:
The only thing I know of on the Starbucks menu like that is the pumpkin spice latte, and I think that's a seasonal thing. Maybe these bars have a similar cult following and are a New Year's seasonal item?
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I think it's more likely that these people spend more time in drive-thrus and fast food joints in one week than most regular people do in six months, and they think that's normal.
 
Charlie Delicious said:
youtu.be

Keto Starbuck's Cranberry Bliss Bars

Keto Starbuck's Cranberry Bliss Bars TWO THINGS YOU CAN DO AFTER WATCHING MY VIDEO 1. SHOP AT MY STORE HTTP://AMAZONJACK.STORE 2. BUY MY SAUCES & SEASONING H...
youtu.be youtu.be

Any other human doing keto for as long as the Scalfani's have would've been skinny by now.

Not joking
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I need Cooking with Tammy to be a thing. Maybe she'll open the comments again.
 
Aaway said:
in addition to a fat suit, yellow hat, fake goatee, and glasses you would need a wheelchair and your right arm dangling off to the side. and of course a burger in your left hand
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Jack is pretty much a 4chan amerilard meme at this point.
 
RodDangerous said:
“Even though [Starbucks Cranberry Bliss Bars] are amazing and I love them, I didn’t have maybe one this year and that was it, because they’re just not healthy.”

One week earlier, at Lyncoya Café, Tammy ordered and ate bacon-topped poutine, Parmesan French fries, and a two-patty hamburger topped with thick-cut bacon and blue cheese.
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This "small victories" shit is how most people reconcile their desire to be better people with their base urges that they truly can't fight because they're weak-willed.

"I only ate one Starbucks(tm) Cranberry Bliss(tm) Bar this year!" Truly a testament to what human willpower can achieve. And she's probably lying.
 
"Yep. He's still recovering.. He's almost there.. Thank goodness.. Anyway.."
She's so tired of doing the help for Jack and I don't blame her. She has a full-time job and has to come home to make these bullshit videos for her 5'4 300lb husband.

They really fucking love these cranberry bars, they made them last year too. Double batch btw.

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JackDavis said:
"Yep. He's still recovering.. He's almost there.. Thank goodness.. Anyway.."
She's so tired of doing the help for Jack and I don't blame her. She has a full-time job and has to come home to make these bullshit videos for her 5'4 300lb husband.

They really fucking love these cranberry bars, they made them last year too. Double batch btw.

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I’m glad that everyone else noticed and was amused by the “doing the help” line. It reminded me of when Chris Chan thanked his parents for “giving him the birth”.
 
Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”


Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).
 
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Man Fatty must be desperate for views to explain to wifey why she should continue to financially support his manchild gluttony party if he's trying to tap that old creationist v. atheist well from 12 years ago and drag in Kent Hovind for it to boot.

At this rate, we'll also see him go SovCit, as Hovind did too.
 
RodDangerous said:
Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=00K5sR00Qzs
Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).
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It is nice to know that if I ever lose my mind and say things like dark energy is God farting I'll have people like Jack to take me seriously.
 
RodDangerous said:
Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=00K5sR00Qzs
Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).
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What is it with Boomers, especially radical Christian boomers, and their obsession with -isms? They take every opportunity to compare "the other" with muh Hitler tho or whatever.
 
RodDangerous said:
Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=00K5sR00Qzs
Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).
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So, we have evidence going back to prove that evolution is a thing that happens to all species over a period of time and yet these retards look at some poorly written book written by some jews and think that the stories written in them are true.

And these idiots vote.
 
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