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[Frank N Berry]

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[OwO What's This?]

He did say he's drunk, but it's new year's eve. We all should be.

there's never a better time to make important forum decisions than when you're heavily inebriated

 

[GoofTroop70]

Didn't he just claim in another stream that he doesn't drink any more?

Also sincerely wondering which goonette he's flown in to touch his dick while he streams.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

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It must be difficult to post while standing atop a chair with a rope around your neck.

e:

200mg cirtraline
2mg xanax (to go to bed)
lyrica
adderall

Claims he's allergic to opiates.

 

[Back me up!]

Didn't he just claim in another stream that he doesn't drink any more?

Also sincerely wondering which goonette he's flown in to touch his dick while he streams.

Surprise twist: his daughters come in and start shit talking him.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Surprise twist: his daughters come in and start shit talking him.

Only if they're armed with tasers.

 

[Beavis]

Actually having a clean drug test is a pretty standard thing to do in custody battles, cause accusing your ex or soon to be ex of being on drugs basically always happens.

He doesn't abuse illegal drugs just "prescription" drugs.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Lowtax's prescription drugs:
Sertraline 200mg/day, 2mg Xanax per night, Lyrica (he had spine surgery so he's probably on max dose is 200mg 3/day), and ‌ Adderall.

 

[Frank N Berry]

Here's how the Troon thread is taking all this:

 

[OwO What's This?]

he has had Viagra before but it made him feel lousy (I forget the specifics I zoned out for a moment) but 'it didn't do anything for his dick'.

this shit should be posted into the Lowtax thread but so much is happening so fast so I'm postin it here

 

[Shield Breaker]

They are literally pitching a fit about something he wrote 17 years ago.

 

[OwO What's This?]

this is fucking gold i'm so glad I've been recording allll of this

 

[AnOminous]

They are literally pitching a fit about something he wrote 17 years ago.

Based troons, chimping out. Harambe would be proud.

 

[Twinkie]

jesus i'd bet lowtax has a higher voice than 90-plus percent of these troons

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

jesus i'd bet lowtax has a higher voice than 90-plus percent of these troons

His voice cracks as painfully as a decaying vertebra.

 

[Coolio55]

Lowtax admitting he's jerked it to tranny porn lol

 

[OwO What's This?]

lowtax is such a great ally

 

[Shield Breaker]

he has had Viagra before but it made him feel lousy (I forget the specifics I zoned out for a moment) but 'it didn't do anything for his dick'.

this shit should be posted into the Lowtax thread but so much is happening so fast so I'm postin it here

jesus i'd bet lowtax has a higher voice than 90-plus percent of these troons

Lowtax admitting he's jerked it to tranny porn lol

I am starting to get a picture here...

 

[GoofTroop70]

HA! Someone fully called this earlier in the chat. Lowtax admits he's attracted to trans women. He defends trans women because he fetishizes them, not because he respects them.

 

[OwO What's This?]

the transsexual porn star Lowtax jerked off to: (!!!NSFW!!!) https://www.transsensual.com/model/62446/nikki-vicious (!!!NSFW!!!)