🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Interesting that he doesn't deny that he hooked up with the Stormin' Mormon, or planned to hook up with her. He lists her accomplishments (more on that in a bit), but doesn't deny he was trying to bone. He nimbly avoids that land mine. In true wackyzany fashion, he only denies that he intended to abuse MapleWife over the internet while away.

And speaking of those accomplishments:
Apparently Logan Day was so import as a producer of the Eric Andre show, she fails to show up in the credits. There is a Logan Leikam, but that seems to be a dude; if anyone has seen "No one will Know", that Logan plays the character 'Prater' so maybe you can confirm.



Script Pitch...so that's what boomers Gen-Xers are calling it these days.

According to her own FB Logan was a fucking intern on the Eric Andre show for three whole months in 2015. Lol. Yes, real seasoned pro. Guessing her coke habit and visits to the psych ward ensured a very brief internship.

(I'm not making that up. She posted a photo of the new tattoo she got upon getting out of the psych ward. She also posted about an eight page card she made for her therapist. She posts a lot about “neurotypicals” not being woke because they make jokes about Kanye’s bi-polar behavior and other nonsense. She has also posted about being addicted to coke and now being two years sober and in therapy)

The Eric Andre internship was quite the accomplishment. Getting to be one of the young blonde female interns a show brings in for the summer only to give the guys some fresh meat takes real talent.

Hilariously, she also worked on some show called Maple Vision about Canadians two years ago.
 
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Threatening to have a spouse deported and using immigration status as leverage against her, is one of the main reasons for VAWA.

It is impossible to overstate the absolute stupidity of making such an announcement in public and on social media. If he had even the slightest chance of immediately being awarded some kind of emergency custody order in his favor, he just dropped a nuke on it. If anything, there may be an emergency order going the other way.
 
According to her own FB Logan was a fucking intern on the Eric Andre show for three whole months in 2015. Lol. Yes, real seasoned pro. Guessing her coke habit and visits to the psych ward ensured a very brief internship.

But, quite the accomplishment. Getting to be one of the young blonde female interns a show brings in for the summer to give the guys some fresh meat.

Hilariously, she worked on some show called Maple Vision about Canadians two years ago. Understudy for leaf wife role.

Well here's her IMDB page.


She's been involved in a lot of shorts and was an assistant editor on 6 episodes of "Mr. Pickles". All of this is in 2015-2016 and nothing since. This sounds like a college internship.



Fun trivia, she's 5'4". Short and crazy. Nope. Nopenopenope.
 
It is impossible to overstate the absolute stupidity of making such an announcement in public and on social media. If he had even the slightest chance of immediately being awarded some kind of emergency custody order in his favor, he just dropped a nuke on it. If anything, there may be an emergency order going the other way.

Here, the combination of Ashli's accusations of abuse and Lowtax stating that it's his intention to have her deported would guarantee an independent children's lawyer being appointed to make a recommendation to the court regarding Sloane's best interests. That's a prolonged and very expensive process and the courts aren't sympathetic to parents who are unable to reach reasonable agreements between themselves.
 
As a note - in proper immigration for marriage, the immigrant applicant usually requires a sponsor - which will usually be your partner but can be literally anyone over the federal poverty line. I know they sort of skipped this, but regardless - when you move to the US, it's not all on the immigrant to make sure things happen - specially because until you are settled, you legally can't work. So MapleWife couldn't work because she had no way to get employment authorization and her husband wasn't forthcoming in helping her adjust, which would of been his responsibility if they had gotten K1/CR1 visas.

You can't just marry someone and then toss them back to where they came from if it doesn't work out in the proper process. 4 years and a kid will see that heavily questioned and the US courts would have to have evidence that the kid is genuinely at risk in the mothers care before they'll even think about separation. Running to a womens shelter is not really something that screams "unfit mother" - even if it was simply to get away from a bad marriage.

MapleWife's ignorance up to this point may rub me the wrong way. But Lowtax is just as culpable for encouraging her to stay, knocking her up, and then refusing to do anything to help her immigration status knowing full well the situation he was putting her in. I wonder how many marital arguments in that house ended with threats to call the police and inform them she was here on an expired visa?
 
As a note - in proper immigration for marriage, the immigrant applicant usually requires a sponsor - which will usually be your partner but can be literally anyone over the federal poverty line. I know they sort of skipped this, but regardless - when you move to the US, it's not all on the immigrant to make sure things happen - specially because until you are settled, you legally can't work. So MapleWife couldn't work because she had no way to get employment authorization and her husband wasn't forthcoming in helping her adjust, which would of been his responsibility if they had gotten K1/CR1 visas.

You can't just marry someone and then toss them back to where they came from if it doesn't work out in the proper process. 4 years and a kid will see that heavily questioned and the US courts would have to have evidence that the kid is genuinely at risk in the mothers care before they'll even think about separation. Running to a womens shelter is not really something that screams "unfit mother" - even if it was simply to get away from a bad marriage.

Lowtax is about to get fed the big ol' Red Weenie.

Looking forward to Something Awful becoming a Man-o-sphere forum in the next 6-8 months.
 
You can't just marry someone and then toss them back to where they came from if it doesn't work out in the proper process. 4 years and a kid will see that heavily questioned and the US courts would have to have evidence that the kid is genuinely at risk in the mothers care before they'll even think about separation. Running to a womens shelter is not really something that screams "unfit mother" - even if it was simply to get away from a bad marriage.

Not to mention that Lowtax has spent much of the last year publicly stating that he's impoverished and can barely get out of bed - things which hardly make him the ideal custodial parent.
 
Well here's her IMDB page.


She's been involved in a lot of shorts and was an assistant editor on 6 episodes of "Mr. Pickles". All of this is in 2015-2016 and nothing since. This sounds like a college internship.



Fun trivia, she's 5'4". Short and crazy. Nope. Nopenopenope.

Definitely. It appears she went out to LA with her parents financial help to make it in the biz and then she didn’t make it in the biz.

Instead she got herself a coke habit, couple shitty boyfriends and a few mental breakdowns. After two years she packed it up and moved back in with her parents in SLC.

To her credit (if true) she claims to have gotten mental help and sober since leaving LA. Lowtax won’t be good for her continued sobriety.

What she does for income is questionable because all the work from her “marketing company” I can find is merely practice portfolio work stuff. Basically she’s trying to scrape up work as a SM brand consultant. Going to guess she maybe took some marketing classes when she got back to SLC and sobered up. So she has reinvented herself online as a marketing guru for millennials. (It’s akin to the SJW on twitter who list their job as “activist.”)
 
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ohhh my god, my sides :story::story::story:
"I'm going to meet with my attorney on monday, and rather than wait for that meeting and get some advice about what I should or shouldn't say on social media, I will just post about how glad I would be if my ex wife got deported and didn't see our daughter ever again!"
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All he had to do was wait for monday, and listen to the family law attorney, who would advise him to shut the fuck up about the divorce on social media, and only privately fantasize about his ex being cut out of their daughter's life. This reflects extremely poorly on him. wow.
 
Of course, her continued poor judgment is manifested by having anything to do with Lowtax.

Yeah, it’s an amazing trainwreck in motion right now.

She claims to see a therapist twice a week. Any therapist on earth would be telling her what a terrible idea getting together with a 44 year old married man and father of three is. Her parents and any sane friends would be telling her the same thing.

But her borderline personality disorder isn’t listening to any of that negative shit and loves the intense drama and attention of the king of goons.

I’m going to bet one of her ex-boyfriends was a regular SA poster too.
 

I’m not aware of any accusations of Lowtax beating or assaulting his wife. The only person who’s said anything is Lowtax and he said his wife was arrested for assaulting him. Lowtax is using Jake Alley techniques at this point, refuting things no one has said.

Going to a domestic violence shelter doesn’t equal physical violence. The only reason we even know she went to a shelter is thanks to Lowtax.
 

"I would never badmouth my wife in front of the kids, I'm just badmouthing her on my publicly viewable facebook page that my children can easily look up in the future"

Badmouthing your wife in front of the kids privately is probably less bad than badmouthing your wife in front of thousands of internet strangers in a forum your children can also easily access
 
"That dumb cunt is a liar, so I'm going to use the justice system to extract a full amount of revenge on her, and then use America's America-first immigration system to deprive her of her child and kick her ass out with no resources or means to make a living" - man who completely subsists on money from fanatical leftist dickgirls.
I also love Lowtax somehow managing to eclipse the Weeb War people an counting on their unhatched legal chickens for massive win.
 
He's probably trying to goad her into making rash public statements which he can then present in court.
 
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