🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Sounds like Lowtax "forgot" that he made an account here and said he quite liked this place. It's almost like Lowtax lies, but why would he ever do that? 🐷
 
Ghostse said:
Just want to point out that MapleWife didn't run to the shelter until last week.
Lowtax says he hasn't seen his daughter in almost a month.

You guys do the math and figure out how much he cares about his kid.
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But how can he see his daughter when he's doing "business trips" in Utah with crazy Utah singles?
 
That kid is fucked lol. Lowtax is going to pass out and forget to feed her for days at a time. People think the asian daughters are messed up, wait till they see what happens to a kid solely raised by a piece of shit pill popper.

Are Lowtax's parents still alive? I wonder how long till they're granted custody of the daughter.
 
Thumb Butler said:
Sounds like Lowtax "forgot" that he made an account here and said he quite liked this place. It's almost like Lowtax lies, but why would he ever do that? 🐷
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Lowtax loves literally any place that gives him attention until they cross him in one way or another.

He loved GBS, then it got inundated with shit posts and flame wars, so he made FYAD to keep all the shit he hated in, but it then turned into proto-weird twitter and started giving him attention in an attempt to get Forum Popular(tm), so he moved there and decreed he loved it and hated GBS.

Then he made BYOB to quarantine people "not funny enough" for FYAD, but then FYAD started low key shitting on Lowtax vis a vis mangosteen/1000 dollar chair/etc., and BYOB started giving him positive attention, so he moved there and decreed he loved it and hated FYAD.

He hates off-site "disgruntled ex-goon forums" e.g. SS, MPC, etc, which he lumps KF into for some reason, but then spoke highly of us once he was here and initially getting moderately positive attention (this, despite the farms doing an even better job than the other forums when it comes to purely documenting his bullshit), but has now decided we're trash again because we're documenting his infidelity (and because he got mocked pretty soundly when he was last here).

He thought Twitter was a waste of time until he got positive attention on it, at which point he decreed he loved it and hated FB since he thought FB was just people posting long, dumb, unfunny diatribes, then after getting banned on Twitter, decreed he loved FB since it let him post long, dumb, unfunny diatribes that got him attention and hated Twitter.

If Something Sensitive, a forum who has called him a kike nigger faggot retard probably a million times decided he was at all a sympathetic character, he'd register in a heartbeat and degree he now loves it too.

He is fickle, but predictable.
 
What i dont get is this, how many days does a buisness meeting need? he spent multi weeks in utah with another woman?

can he even fuck with his broken spine?
 
Rabbit Bones said:
Are Lowtax's parents still alive? I wonder how long till they're granted custody of the daughter.
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Mom is still alive but she has cancer, leukemia per the 'tax man*, so not sure "meemaw ensuring the grand daughter is clean and fed" is a viable long term solution.

Its cool though, his other daughters are like 11 and 8 so they're old enough to take care of their toddler half-sister. It'll be good practice for when they turn into teen moms in another 5 years or so.

*It was during a water-works "please donate to keep my sole source of income from closing" e-begging spree, So its also just as likely his mom is out doing ultra-marathons, squatting 550 at the gym, and sunning her butthole for health daily.
 
Didn't people try to look up any arrest records and found nothing on her name?

Still don't think the courts will just rule in Richards favour just because he's a US Citizen. He's responsible for MapleWife being in the US in the first place so they also won't look kindly on him encouraging her to come over, and not bothering with any of the immigration process. This is also assuming only physical abuse matters, if Maplewife can prove he was emotionally abusive ect and get onto VAWA then she's not going anywhere. In any case I don't think it's going to turn out to be as clear cut as Lowtax hopes. Unless the courts think she's an actual unfit mother, they won't be keen to separate mother and child.

I hope MapleWife gets a clipping of this FB post as evidence that her ex-husband is vindictive and more interested in punishing her rather than doing whats actually best for the kid. We've seen from other cases on this site that this sort of stuff can come to bite people in the butt when it comes to the courts.

Also yeah, how does a guy with crumbling spine manage to spend an entire month away from home?
 
AnOminous said:
He's even doing the MRA "female" thing. He has no idea what she claimed to the women's shelter, whether they found it credible, or whether a court will. He's being ridiculously :optimistic: about how events will turn out. This could be hilarious.

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I'm almost just as excited for the inevitable callout post from the Utah goonette he's currently porking. You have not seen a thermonuclear drama bomb meltdown/callout until you've seen one from an immature woman with Borderline Personality Disorder directed at someone she was fucking who wronged her. I've had the 'pleasure' of witnessing a couple on social media over the years, and hooooo boyyyyyyy, there isn't enough popcorn in the world.

Once the splitting (the BPD term; not slang for leaving) happens and she decides he's toxic/problematic/abusive/manipulative satan incarnate instead of the hilarious, charming, internet comedy man she presumably views him as now, we are going to get a mind-blowing amount of extremely intimate content.
 
Frank N Berry said:
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Way to totally ignore the “are you cheating on your wife in UT” question. What an artful dodge!

Lowtax is in for a rude awakening if he thinks the immigration lawyer is just going to drop his wife’s case and she’ll be deported to Canada and he will keep the kid.

Just because they are getting divorced doesn’t mean she can’t get a spousal green card or that NCIS will deport her without her daughter. The matter hinges on if the marriage was valid and lasted at least two years. The answer is yes in both cases, they were married almost four years and had a child together, it wasn’t a fraudulent marriage.

Valid marriages go to shit and a citizen spouse then trying to use revocation of the I-130 app as a weapon to punish the non-citizen spouse in a divorce is highly frowned upon by NCIS and immigration/family law judges.

Maybe he’s just posting that shit to scare leaf wife, but if he actually believes that’s how things will pan out - he’s a moron.

If leaf wife is trying to use VAWA she doesn’t have to have been physically abused, mental abuse counts too. Lowtax bragging about having her deported and keeping their daughter gives some weight to a mental abuse allegation. Threatening to have a spouse deported and using immigration status as leverage against her, is one of the main reasons for VAWA.

Her major difficulty will be money. It will be a hard fight if he’s got all the resources. She should have taken way more than $3k. I’m sure the staff at the women’s shelter can help her out with a lawyer who might be able to have support payments made by Kowtax until the divorce is finalized since she doesn’t work and was entirely dependent on Lowtax for living expenses. (Also, she could not and cannot legally work thanks to her immigration status. Lowtax can’t just put her on the street as much as he wants to.)

Does Lowtax realize that at that custody hearing the judge is going to ask him why he left his daughter for three weeks in the sole custody of the terrible leaf wife? Think the judge will have sympathy for him wanting to go to Utah to fuck a new chick he met online?

Wonder how his BPD, ex-cocaine addict, UT girlfriend feels about playing mommy to a toddler? Kind of hard to enjoy fucking your new crazy GF when you have full custody of a toddler and a spine turning to dust.
 
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Frank N Berry said:
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Interesting that he doesn't deny that he hooked up with the Stormin' Mormon, or planned to hook up with her. He lists her accomplishments (more on that in a bit), but doesn't deny he was trying to bone. He nimbly avoids that land mine. In true wackyzany fashion, he only denies that he intended to abuse MapleWife over the internet while away.

And speaking of those accomplishments:
Apparently Logan Day was so import as a producer of the Eric Andre show, she fails to show up in the credits. There is a Logan Leikam, but that seems to be a dude; if anyone has seen "No one will Know", that Logan plays the character 'Prater' so maybe you can confirm.



Script Pitch...so that's what boomers Gen-Xers are calling it these days.
 
RisingPheonix said:
Didn't people try to look up any arrest records and found nothing on her name?

Still don't think the courts will just rule in Richards favour just because he's a US Citizen. He's responsible for MapleWife being in the US in the first place so they also won't look kindly on him encouraging her to come over, and not bothering with any of the immigration process.
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He is also, at this moment and before the court has even heard the case, publicly gloating about how he is going to have her instantly deported the very minute his lawyer enters the courtroom. That and the general prevalence of abusive men importing wives combined with the fact she's actually claiming abuse is going to make this more complicated than he thinks.

His strange fantasy that he is just going to instantly win promises hilarity.
 
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