💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Ndnd said:
He must be stealing thumbnails again. I'm actually relieved that he doesn't own a stand mixer because I love mine to bits, and for some silly reason I'd feel kind of dirty about owning one by association.

That said, a stand mixer is a fantastic workhorse to have in the kitchen and a it's worthwhile investment if you really enjoy cooking. I use mine all the time for mixing baked goods, kneading dough, grinding meat, and making sausages. It's also great for shredding big batches of meat and mashing potatoes.
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He does have one. He just never uses it since he made ice cream with it.
 
desu91 said:
It's infuriating and disgusting to still see hyperconsumer Jack attempting to use his dead arm to support or "hold" onto things. Lmao at 1:26 he's really going with the new "hurt hand" narrative.
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I tend to get angrier that he tends to just take these back to the store, lying about flaws or demanding they get taken back and costing the store a lot of money.

Like at this point he's lucky he buys so much food at them that he still makes them money, since I'd be tempted to ban him if I was the manager and I wasn't aware of how much fatty eats.

And don't feel bad if Fat Jack owns a thing you use. I for example have a magic bullet miniblender that I use sometimes to dice up dried spices or for other purposes. I don't get offended, I instead laugh when the stupid caveman nearly breaks it twice in ten minutes and blames it for his shit tier cooking.
 
Won't put links to the websites he steals recipes from.
Will put Amazon affiliate links to every single one of these items. How convenient that every item was available on Amazon.

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Aaway said:
i'm 100% certain that if his last stroke hadn't killed off his arm he wouldn't have revealed it to his audience as to not get a reaction out of those who would always comment on his shit diet
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Jack isn't self-aware enough to think like that. Don't forget how he could've hidden his first stroke and still chose to draw attention to it, blaming it on caffeine or whatever. He's too stupid and delusional to seriously reconsider his lifestyle in general, preferring to ascribe his health problems to something relatively vestigial so he can continue pigging out mostly unabated.
 
I've talked with several (5 if it matters) medics recently about Jack's diet and causes for strokes. Mind you, they are not dietitians, but medics that want to be in the medical field after their time in the military. They vary in age and rank from E-3 up to E-7.

Each one said that Jack's stroke was caused by blockage from a wildly poor diet. Sugar and energy drinks play a factor, but it isn't going to be the main cause.
 
Ndnd said:
Fresh out of the oven: more idiotic product reviews of Jack’s top 10 kitchen gadgets

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wuJmknqfcFk
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1. A can opener that a stroked-out fatass can use with one functional hand
2. A thermometer he can't ruin like the wireless ones he always ruins
3. An electric kettle so he can pour hot water over coffee, the caffeine in which he claims caused stroke one
4. A cheese grater he likes because he doesn't know how to use his cheese grater attachment for his stand mixer
5. Barbecue gloves that he can still use if he loses one because he has one hand
6. A long spatula he uses for delicately balancing huge hunks of meat and scraping stuck-on stuff off his Heritage Steel pans
7. Rachael Ray utensils with a hook on the side so he can latch it on the pan
8. An avocado tool so he can get even more fat in his salads on salad nights
9. Heritage Steel cookware that has seven layers of steel because layers are everything
10. A pressure cooker/air fryer combo from someone who hates air fryers

He should retitle the video "Top 10 kitchen tools a one-armed fatass like me can use"
 
EvilDroid64 said:
1. A can opener that a stroked-out fatass can use with one functional hand
2. A thermometer he can't ruin like the wireless ones he always ruins
3. An electric kettle so he can pour hot water over coffee, the caffeine in which he claims caused stroke one
4. A cheese grater he likes because he doesn't know how to use his cheese grater attachment for his stand mixer
5. Barbecue gloves that he can still use if he loses one because he has one hand
6. A long spatula he uses for delicately balancing huge hunks of meat and scraping stuck-on stuff off his Heritage Steel pans
7. Rachael Ray utensils with a hook on the side so he can latch it on the pan
8. An avocado tool so he can get even more fat in his salads on salad nights
9. Heritage Steel cookware that has seven layers of steel because layers are everything
10. A pressure cooker/air fryer combo from someone who hates air fryers

He should retitle the video "Top 10 kitchen tools a one-armed fatass like me can use"
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The only useful thing in Jack’s list is that long spatula. I used to use them when I used to work at an restaurant.
 
captkrisma said:
I've talked with several (5 if it matters) medics recently about Jack's diet and causes for strokes. Mind you, they are not dietitians, but medics that want to be in the medical field after their time in the military. They vary in age and rank from E-3 up to E-7.

Each one said that Jack's stroke was caused by blockage from a wildly poor diet. Sugar and energy drinks play a factor, but it isn't going to be the main cause.
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Yeah I think strokes are caused by having a lot of deposits of low density cholesterol in your arteries and a high blood pressure/hypertension, and a lot of fat or triglycerides pumping through your veins--the blood pressure and shit pumping through your arteries can cause the low density deposits to break off and lodge somewhere else down the line. At least that's my layman's understanding of it.

He continues to eat the worst diet: high amounts of saturated fat, high amounts of salt and processed food, and he isnt eating anything that would promote lowering cholesterol.

You can be fat and never have a stroke, maybe just get diabetes or other obesity related issues, but those three all checked off seem to
greatly increase the chances (if you arent 80-ish and up where your health is already starting to wane.) The other fat people who dont have strokes at least seem to show some restraint and will eat a vegetable other than salad from time to time--which despite being a "youtube chef" the only vegetables Ive seen Jack eat are iceberg lettuce salads with boiled eggs and croutons and tons of cheese, bacon bits and actually swimming in dressing, even then he's never made anything like a salad at home, he always gets it while out at restaurants.

He could have been doing a "heres how to roast vegetables as a side for Thanksgiving" thing but he doesnt roast vegetables.
 
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