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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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SmileyTimeDayCare said:
Jack doing tech reviews...

It is so smaaaaaaaaaaaaall.

Yeah...great. That drive is a great tool for people who need high transfer speed and actually move around. SSD has no moving parts so it is a better choice if you work on the go and need the storage. I've had many laptops fail because the mechanical drive ends up damaged after months of being in my backpack.

That said it is a bad choice if the drive is going to just sit next to your laptop that never leaves your desk.

Okay, great, you can transfer 540mb/s with the SSD on 3.1. That's fantastic if it is an OS drive or gaming drive or I guess you were streaming to a network from it.

But let's take Jack's use case:

You have tons of cuckold porn you want to have access to on your laptop that never moves. You can spend $250 on a 2 TB smol and portable SSD drive or you can spend $170 on a 10TB drive that is a little bulkier. Sure the 10TB is only 160mb/s transfer but that's good enough for HD cuckhold porn.

What really bugs me is that outside of being totally ignorant about technology Jack probably returns everything he reviews. Claiming it isn't cheap enough and didn't have enough meat on it.
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You can't honestly expect a boomer like Jack to know the difference between a TB and GB or even a MB. I'm not even going to watch because I'm sure I'd just be rolling my eyes until the were sprained, but at least it's a SSD? I guess. It still won't help his video quality if that's what he was going for because his lighting and production in general is shit. Imagine using one arm to carve a turkey/chicken/whatever that poor creature was in terrible lighting and just hacking it to pieces. No equipment known to man is going to make that better.
 
Marissa Moira said:
They're the best for cooking chicken wings or shrimp. It's mostly for undersized food that can fall through the slats.
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I'm a foreign heathen and therefore ignorant to the American art of grilling, but wouldn't tinfoil or a simple baking sheet serve the same purpose? I know that parchment paper is probably a bad idea given the heat, but it seems silly to buy a gimmicky product when you're likely to have adequate alternatives already laying around in your house.

Or yeah, just skewer them so they aren't little loose bits anymore, and you don't have to lose out on grill marks either.
 
Chive Turkey said:
I'm a foreign heathen and therefore ignorant to the American art of grilling, but wouldn't tinfoil or a simple baking sheet serve the same purpose? I know that parchment paper is probably a bad idea given the heat, but it seems silly to buy a gimmicky product when you're likely to have adequate alternatives already laying around in your house.

Or yeah, just skewer them so they aren't little loose bits anymore, and you don't have to lose out on grill marks either.
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Jacketing the food just results in steaming. Barbecue's goal is to induce a char and really do some maillard browning as you cook it. I still do this though if I'm making baked potatoes on a grill though, which isn't too often tbf.
 
Chive Turkey said:
I'm a foreign heathen and therefore ignorant to the American art of grilling, but wouldn't tinfoil or a simple baking sheet serve the same purpose? I know that parchment paper is probably a bad idea given the heat, but it seems silly to buy a gimmicky product when you're likely to have adequate alternatives already laying around in your house.

Or yeah, just skewer them so they aren't little loose bits anymore, and you don't have to lose out on grill marks either.
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There are little grill trays you can get with small holes in them so that you can get the char you're looking for. Jack's a fucking idiot.

ETA: Besides, if he did skewer whatever he'd use bamboo skewers and he wouldn't soak them and then promptly set them on fire because Jack's a fucking idiot.
 
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Stasi said:
It took him like 30 seconds to work out what 2TB minus 1.28TB leaves him with.

Those strokes really took their toll. Or was he always this much of a mush brain?
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I mean, he did a review of the magic bullet 10 years ago and based his review on things like how well he cooked an omelette in a totally separate pan, so it doesn’t seem like he’s ever been that bright

 
I was gifted a package of those copper grill mats. I've used them a few times for things like vegetables, especially asparagus. You do get grill marks with them, but they aren't as pronounced as if you were cooking on just the normal grill.
 
Aaway said:
this gem came up on my recommended videos

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zdE8yh0d1_0
first of all, this fucking moron doesn't bother to spray the mats with oil. its also obvious his grill is not level (which causes his egg to run off into the grill lol) and he may have even placed the mats on the grill upside down. if you want classic jack incompetence this is the video to watch
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Im a really immature idiot, but imagine being a literal boomer in your 50s or something that owns a fart gun.

I take it back, he looks exact;ly like the type of guy to own a fart gun. Its probably the only thing he got from Bed Bath and Beyond that he didnt return. He saw it while standing in line with Tammy when she was buying her hitachi massager wand™, and because he was a good boy who did his homework, she let him get it as a treat since he was begging for it.

I clicked because of your recommendation and wanted to see Jack fuck up cracking an egg and have it spill off into his charcoal grill but the dude has a fart segment in the first 20 seconds of the video.

I get owning stupid toys, I have one of those cat paw things where you pull the trigger and it makes a noise and paws at stuff, but dude this is supposed to be your professional big boy youtube channel.
 
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Fresh out of the oven: more idiotic product reviews of Jack’s top 10 kitchen gadgets

 
Religion is Dead said:
Has a stand mixer in the thumbnail, does not actually have a stand mixer in his top ten.
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He must be stealing thumbnails again. I'm actually relieved that he doesn't own a stand mixer because I love mine to bits, and for some silly reason I'd feel kind of dirty about owning one by association.

That said, a stand mixer is a fantastic workhorse to have in the kitchen and a it's worthwhile investment if you really enjoy cooking. I use mine all the time for mixing baked goods, kneading dough, grinding meat, and making sausages. It's also great for shredding big batches of meat and mashing potatoes.
 
It's infuriating and disgusting to still see hyperconsumer Jack attempting to use his dead arm to support or "hold" onto things. Lmao at 1:26 he's really going with the new "hurt hand" narrative.
 
Aaway said:
today's live chat. complete snoozefest aside from a couple gems
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u4fe_mNeoi4
59:30: someone asks jack about why he doesn't eat keto food during his restaurant reviews
jack: "i try to lean keto, if i'm trying french fries i try one french fry and i give away the rest.... but i try to eat somewhat healthy...low carb...i lean that way. i can't go full keto...my doctor warned me against it because i could go into a diabetic coma."

1:04:43: someone asks about kaepernick and how jack would react if the cowboys signed him
jack: "i call him pumpernickel....let me tell you why i don't like pumpernickel or kaepernick or whatever he's called this week...he's not a good player. i've seen him decline, he had one good year where he was somewhat ok."
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He sperged out near the beginning about how he's not turning comments on his videos to protect the children, then forgot to disable comments on this video.
 
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