Half Life Alyx and Boneworks - The two VR games that dare to be different. Okay maybe just one, but still. AKA Floop’s shill thread.

[Cod of War]

But if you play as Alyx, how do you stare at her ass?

 

[Smug Chuckler]

*stares down and sees bewbs*

 

[murgatroid]

Am I the only one who finds this more disappointing than exciting?

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

*stares down and sees bewbs*

wtf I'm trans now

 

[Floop]

anything above 20 Bucks is a ripoff for the VR "experience"

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

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Oh I am not complaining about things costing money.

but VR is trash even that "Awesome" Game you posted looks like a Mediocre 2000s FPS that you could buy out of the discount bin a year after it came out.

 

[byuu]

Forever in development hell, VR, and from a company that hasn't made a good game in ages.
Can't say I'm excited but at least the salt should be entertaining.

 

[Code Lyoko]

This is peak monkey's paw shit right here.

 

[Floop]

Oh I am not complaining about things costing money.

but VR is trash even that "Awesome" Game you posted looks like a Mediocre 2000s FPS that you could buy out of the discount bin a year after it came out.

Relax I know you were joking. Also you’re not giving that game enough credit. It’s gonna have full physics. Like, physics everywhere.

 

[HumanHive]

What fans want: Half Life 2: boat in the arctic edition
What Valve wants: the next breakthrough in vidya technology

Guess which one should have been made ten years ago.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Relax I know you were joking. Also you’re not giving that game enough credit. It’s gonna have full physics. Like, physics everywhere.

Oh man Physics..PHYSICS guys, and that game isn't even out? you are shilling for a game that isn't even released as "The best of VR!"

 

[Quijibo69]

It's almost like those Portal VR/Lego games spin-offs nobody gives a shit about but in Half-Life form.

 

[Floop]

Oh man Physics..PHYSICS guys, and that game isn't even out? you are shilling for a game that isn't even released as "The best of VR!"

Fuk u it looks epic you have no idea. Like come on all those interactions must have taken forever to program.

 

[Coolio55]

How long until someone hacks it so you can play it with a mouse? Then i'll "squee". They better release Source 2 also.

PS. Can't wait to see what that faggot Tyler McVicker comes out with. He's always either regurgitating stuff valvetime/non faggy FP users found or obvious lies he's been fed by "trusted anonymous sources" and he's been doing this for like a decade now.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

You’re already taking it better than this gu

He’s probably right tho

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

If anything, if this thing ends up being successful, maybe we will finally get Portal 3 and L4D3

 

[Floop]

How long until someone hacks it so you can play it with a mouse? Then i'll "squee". They better release Source 2 also.

This is gonna be an experience that can’t be replicated with a mouse and keyboard, come on now.

 

[Quijibo69]

If anything, if this thing ends up being successful, maybe we will finally get Portal 3 and L4D3

...As card games on phones for some reason.

 

[Floop]

Can we stop being gay in this thread? This is a new half life game for fucks sake.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

I hope it's a hybrid of VR and non-VR. like Resident Evil 7 is. Those hybrid games tend to do better for VR than the games *built* for VR. The games built for it seem more like a gimmick that you spend $12 on, finish it in an hour, think how amazing it is and never pick it up again.