🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

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yanamalyshka said:
when is Tammy going to finish morphing? I call dibs on enslaving her for my new circus act; Hogwoman doesn't sound very catchy though.
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Tammy's final form shall astonish paleontologists everywhere. The mighty diplodocus never went extinct. The Slaton clan were sauropods all along.

bigshot said:
Deathpool? Let's ante up.
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Oh boy. This makes me sad. Unfortunately I give the little kitties less than a year. And I'm being way generous. They will inevitably get out and end up like Mickey the cat (not to be confused with Mickey the guinea pig), be given away because Tammy got a miniscule microscopic scratch on one of her bloated digits, Be given away because they prove to be too much work or got bigger and Tammy lost interest once the cute kitten phase was done, Or the worst one of all. Smooshed by 600 lbs of Kentucky fatback. And I am not even being ironic. Tammy can barely wheel herself from one part of the kitchen to another. When she rolls over there is a detectable change in the Earth's center of gravity. Those kittens don't stand a chance against natural forces like that.

If they do run off I hope someone nice finds them and rescues them from Slaton Manor.

HamTam made us all a nice furbaby introduction video fam!


The kittens came from an aunt whose cat had a litter of five.

Hammy says the kittens are three and a half weeks old. This cannot be right. A kitten that age is very wobbly and weak. These kittens look closer to six weeks old to me. At three and a half weeks kittens should not be taken away from mom. I think Tammy or her aunt just can't count.

Willow is female and Pumpkin is male. Ooh boy. I hope Tammy understand that you have to get cats fixed if you don't want kittens. Being from the same litter won't stop them.

Auntie Slaton and Amy bought Hammy some supplies. So... Since we are already taking bets on the deathpool why not also take bets on how many weeks will go by without the litter box being cleaned? I'm gonna cap mine off at six weeks.

Tammy lets us know that her man (who happens to be married with children) wanted to name Willow pookie. I'm amazed they aren't named Marie and Calender. :lol:

On one hand kittens will help Tammy feel less lonely. Especially after Jerry the creep is tired of siphoning off her tugboat. However, never forget...

IT'S JUST A STUPID CAT! CATS GET RUN OVER ALL THE TIME!
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Let me also remind anyone who forgot that Tammy initially lied and said that Mickey the cat was given away to a nice family. It was only after she was asked about the cat again multiple times that the tard rage dam broke free and we learned the truth. Tammy screamed for several minutes about this on at least two separate livestreams. So if we don't see one or both kittens for awhile and Tammy gives some excuse they may very well be dearly departed. Both Tammy and Amy have terrible track records when it comes to telling the truth about pets. Dobby's entire origin story was a big lie and we will never know what actually happened to him after he chewed a teensy weensy hole in Michael's precious Rent-A-Center sofa.
 
Dysnomia said:
I hope Tammy understand that you have to get cats fixed if you don't want kittens.
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The Slaton clan has made it very clear they don't understand one damn thing about getting pets fixed. Amy to date hasn't gotten any known pet fixed. Momo was unlikely to have been fixed. Obviously Slaton Aunt doesn't do it either. Those cats might already be inbred. Unfortunately I doubt they'll be around long enough to produce kittens.

Dysnomia said:
Since we are already taking bets on the deathpool why not also take bets on how many weeks will go by without the litter box being cleaned?
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Never. I doubt she'll throw out the litterbox when they're both gone as well. I'll go with the litterbox will be tossed to the curb (with ancient cat shit still in it) the next time Tammy moves.

bigshot said:
Deathpool? Let's ante up.
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Couple of months, before February.
 
Is it possible she's claiming the kittens are way younger than they are so people won't reeeee at her to get them fixed? They look old enough to be fixed, they look about 8 weeks. I know she's stupid but she might be just clever enough to come up with that.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Is it possible she's claiming the kittens are way younger than they are so people won't reeeee at her to get them fixed? They look old enough to be fixed, they look about 8 weeks. I know she's stupid but she might be just clever enough to come up with that.
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Well if there's one thing Slatons are good at lying about it's pets.
 
Little Bit lives!

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Tammy has become perfectly spherical. I think she could be declared a planet now.
 
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Archive in case she tries to memory hole them after their inevitable demise:
 
ADHD said:
Archive in case she tries to memory hole them after their inevitable demise:
My new babies [360p].mp4
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I'm mourning the poor little things already.:(

Caption this thumbnail: Nothing moves The Blob!

Anyway, Tammy keeps uploading cat videos like this one:


There are several cat toys on the floor that are meant to be interactive between you and your cat. The leopard print cord and the stick with the feathers on the end are examples. Yet what does Tammy do? She throws them on the floor. Come on Tammy you can play with the kittens from the comfort of your bariatric wheelchair.

Although the stick toy reminds me of the time Tammy terrorized Dustin's cat with her reachin' stick when she knew he didn't like it. And here we have Tammy, who claimed in the past to hate animals, with two kittens. Yeah. Not seeing a happy ending here. If these kittens even have a first birthday I will be astonished.

Does Tammy think that cat videos are going to go viral because there are cats in them? They aren't getting many views at all. They look like they were shot in 2003 with with one of those digital cameras they sold at KB Toys.

So in the comments someone said Willow is now Pookie because she is a he? I'd have to wade through a lot of Tammy to verify that and gosh darn it right now I can't.

But if Willow was male are we surprised at all? Slatons cannot gender cats. Look at poor Mickey/Minnie.

Tammy really should take these kittens to the vet. But she blew through her TLC money doing Five Below hurls and Jerry is dipping into the tugboat. So when she has two unaltered male cats running around spraying everything and crooning for the ladies at 3am suddenly cats aren't fun anymore.

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What is awful is that fat blob Tammy may still give excuses for being a shitty owner towards her kittens, considering her sister is still an awful owner towards Lil Bit and I can’t imagine Tammy being a better owner than Amy is. I watched a video of her saying that someone sent her basic toys for her cats. It disgusts me that Tammy can’t go to a pet store and buy little toys for her cats, but she probably has no problem taking her scooter to Wal Mart and buying a ton of food for herself.
 
Amy’s vid mocking Amberlynn Reid is pretty funny tbh. Also apparently Amy’s lost some weight. Not entirely sure how but theres a visual difference. Hopefully for her sake she continues down that path
 
Extremely boring video. Do not watch.


Hammy is doing makeup and talking. Sometimes. There are long stretches of silence as she paints her porcine personage. This was supposed to be a collaboration y'all. But someone who will not be mentioned made a video about the Slaton Sister and now Tammy mad. I wonder who it is?

Tammy shows us a gold band that she never takes off. I assume this is a ring from Jerry. A married man with children gives another woman a ring. 🤔

There's another ring that don't fit no more (and probably never did) further up her hog knuckle that Maw done gave her. Both rings look painful to wear. Can you imagine being that fat and trying to push a ring onto your finger? Even with supersize rings the fit is going to be snug.

Tammy wants you to know that her kittens are well taken care of despite what anyone says. Pumpkin likes to sleep in her bed.

So who wants to wager Pumpkin will be steamrolled by Tammy as she dreams of Jerry feeding her Marie Calenders with a funnel?

Tammy says that she can't film for long because her phone doesn't have much memory. What happened to that laptop she was supposed to save up for? It's been over a year and she could not manage to save for a cheap laptop? I know she poor but damn. All those hurls added together would have bought her something. There really is no excuse here. Just piss poor money management. The sound and video quality are absolute trash. Ricardo Lopez's crazy Bjork stalking manifesto looked better. And that was shot in 1996. Good Lord Tammy!

Hammy didn't care about makeup for ages. But now that she got a man she does. Tammy needs to understand that no amount of makeup is gonna make Jerry leave his wife for her.

She was supposed to do a shout out to Leah but she forgot. So it's in the description. Typical Tammy. At least she remembered the poor girl's name this time.
 
Tammy say she's twice the woman Jerry's wife is... maybe three or four times even!
 
Kylie Raina said:
Amy’s vid mocking Amberlynn Reid is pretty funny tbh. Also apparently Amy’s lost some weight. Not entirely sure how but theres a visual difference. Hopefully for her sake she continues down that path
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Well probably thanks to an entire TV production crew paying to have a dietitian, food shopping, maybe a fitness trainer and weight loss surgery done.

The TV show can’t have both fat sisters being miserable failures are the end of the season. We know Tammy didn’t lose any weight but they had to at least make some progress with Amy to get a finale tacked onto to this shitshow.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Well probably thanks to an entire TV production crew paying to have a dietitian, food shopping, maybe a fitness trainer and weight loss surgery done.

The TV show can’t have both fat sisters being miserable failures are the end of the season. We know Tammy didn’t lose any weight but they had to at least make some progress with Amy to get a finale tacked onto to this shitshow.
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Amy is the one to root for since she is married and wants kids. Tammy is just a sad sack of supersized tard rage. She has no appeal to the common viewer outside of other obeastial wastes of genetic material. At least the average person could kind of relate to Amy because her life is a bit more "normal".

When reality TV people have no appeal or any relatable qualities you want them to fail all the harder because they just become fodder for entertainment purposes. Tammy failing to lose an ounce while Amy may have lost some poundage will make for better television for hate watchers. Plenty of people watch these fatty weight loss shows because they love to see fatty gain more weight than they were supposed to lose then scream that they followed the diet when we all knew they were gorging.

Tammy may have tried to diet but still doesn't understand that smaller portions don't mean that fourth helpings are A-OK. You don't eat four Marie Calenders because they are small. That's not how it works. And you can't toss two carrots in a ten gallon drum of ranch dressing and call it salad. Tammy's dietician must have had 24/7 migraines.
 
Dysnomia said:
Amy is the one to root for since she is married and wants kids. Tammy is just a sad sack of supersized tard rage. She has no appeal to the common viewer outside of other obeastial wastes of genetic material. At least the average person could kind of relate to Amy because her life is a bit more "normal".

When reality TV people have no appeal or any relatable qualities you want them to fail all the harder because they just become fodder for entertainment purposes. Tammy failing to lose an ounce while Amy may have lost some poundage will make for better television for hate watchers. Plenty of people watch these fatty weight loss shows because they love to see fatty gain more weight than they were supposed to lose then scream that they followed the diet when we all knew they were gorging.

Tammy may have tried to diet but still doesn't understand that smaller portions don't mean that fourth helpings are A-OK. You don't eat four Marie Calenders because they are small. That's not how it works. And you can't toss two carrots in a ten gallon drum of ranch dressing and call it salad. Tammy's dietician must have had 24/7 migraines.
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Amy’s desire to breed would make me root against her. Amy cant take care of herself and her entire family is a living argument for eugenics at this point. The idea of a baby in the Slaton trailer of fat and filth is depressing af.
 
Can she bake a cherry pie, Billy Boy Billy Boy?
Can she bake a cherry pie, darling Billy?
Yes she bakes a cherry pie with a wrist as thick as your thigh.
She's a fat thing and has to use a walker.
 
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