Jen has gotten herself an alkie boyfriend who looks like he crawled out of a dumpster. He looks like the kind of guy that will steal from you and swear on his granny's grave that he didn't do it. Her fans are worried for her. This will not end well. Is she still friends with Hammy? Maybe they can trade loser boyfriend tips with each other. It's sad how easily taken advantage of deathfat women can be. I wonder if Jerry is relatively thin (even by Slaton terms). Becay=use Tammy would just swoon over a guy under 300 lbs thinking she is sexy.
Amy's got a hair straightener review y'all!
Editing because my post was not supposed to be posted yet. I must have Slaton brain today.
Her hair looks so bad in this video. In the beginning it's a lot like that curl fail she did months ago.
The sound quality is very staticy. Maybe she sat on her mic.
But seriously, it's major ear bleed. The mic may be way too close because Amy thinks that will make her louder. ut every time she messaes with the packaging you can hear strong distortion. I recommend you skip this one. It isn't worth the migraine.
Mumble mumble. You know the drill. She does quickly mention some of the settings. Not well. But it is leagues better than Tammy's quarter assed air fryer "review".
Amy says she doesn't know much about this product because she doesn't do much with her hair. Yeah. It shows in every video ya greaseball.
Amy looks through the booklet for about three seconds to let you know in mumblese that the tip stays cool and it's titanium build.
Gotta love that crooked, wrinkled sheet with a string of lights that aren't even turned on. Nice backdrop.
Amy didn't even bother to read the directions first. If she burns herself or messes up her hair it isn't the manufacturer's fault. She says she'll read the directions later. But we all know Slatons have the reading comprehension of a bale o' hay so...
At least use the product for a week before reviewing it. They go in blind then bumble through the whole thing. Yet they still get free stuff. It boggles my mind
She uses the flat iron so clumsily that a toddler could probably do better. Amy complains about her board straight hair. Hence the epic curl fail. She does mumble something about doing something to her hair because of what happened when she had that awful undershave job. But the sound quality is so bad that I couldn't tell you what the hell she syain'.
One thing the flat iron does do is make her hair look pretty nice in terms of shine and texture. If Amy spent a little time on her hairstyle she wouldn't like quite as bad. Impulse can't work miracles. But the great unwashed head that is Amy's can use any improvement it gets. Girl needs bangs to cover that Klingon ridged forehead.
Gotta love how you can see her lumpy neck buddy napping under her hair.
Also, Amy wants you to know that her resin magnets are going on sale soon. She's already gone through two boxes of resi. Any brave souls want to buy one? I suggest the separate purchase of a hazmat suit and a can of roach spray.
We get to see some samples for 0.009 secons each. All Halloween themed unless you are like Amy and have a second home at Hot Topic. Does she realise had she not been so lazy, what with no job and all, that these would have sold way better in October? Who the gell wants skull, brain and vampire fang magnets in November? Maybe the pumpkins. But... Hell, by the time her lazy ass ships them out it will be Christmas. And they aren't even painted nice. It's all black and grey and there's a red skull. She just used molds she probably got from Amazon. Anyone could make these. And cheaper. You know they gonna be overpriced for the work she put into them. She wants advice on how much to charge. Hope her asspatters don't tell her they are worth more than they are.
She's also gonna make snowflakes. I swear if they are grey too I am gonna laugh my ass off.
