💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Chamulum said:
The hash.brown thing I think I can understand, but to have him whining and shitting himself over liquid nitrogen shakes? He is aware that actual liquid nitrogen will kill you right?
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even the hash.brown thing is ridiculous because in the end, you get fried potatoes on your burger

and liquid nitrogen in shakes does nothing but produce steam coming off the top of the glass. it doesn't influence the taste in any way. jack just couldn't handle being told no
 
Dave Meltzer said:
For me I cringe more at what he eats rather than how he acts. Though I do cringe at his behavior as well. So my top 3 are:
Arby's Meat Mountain. Of course he has to pretend to the cashier that he won't eat the whole thing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d1SyarkOZ3Y
At least 1,000 calories in dressing alone on his "salad" This is post stroke 2 as well.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NkdriZglGTQ
And of course the pizza place where there is no extra charge for extra toppings. So he gets every topping they have on his pizza.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8k46hskHSu0
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He's such a boomer he's literally incapable of not getting more, more, more, as much as possible, put literally everything on it (that pizza, and I believe the meat mountain is a portion of every type of meat Arbys serves) because otherwise he's getting ripped off and not getting his moneys worth.

More than judging the food, he often immediately judges the portion sizes or how it looks (if he's not throwing a temper tantrum over his perception of the service) and forms his opinion before the first bite, and his food review is just "MMM That's good!"

I think JoeysWorldTour might have more restraint when it comes to judging food based on that, he at least ends up reviewing the flavor of the food and how it all comes together. Still, he's had his own videos where people made fun of him because he got irate that the Burger King guy didnt give him his ketchup or didnt put all the toppings on, so he went off on a rant about the service and the prices.
 
DuckSucker said:
He's such a boomer he's literally incapable of not getting more, more, more, as much as possible, put literally everything on it (that pizza, and I believe the meat mountain is a portion of every type of meat Arbys serves) because otherwise he's getting ripped off and not getting his moneys worth.
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One of my favourite Jack moments was the Everything Pizza, where he got himself a "great deal" by ordering a pizza with every topping. Of course the thing looked inedible and whoever assembles the pizzas probably spat on it because Jack made them do so much extra work for no extra money, but MUH DEALS

DuckSucker said:
More than judging the food, he often immediately judges the portion sizes or how it looks (if he's not throwing a temper tantrum over his perception of the service) and forms his opinion before the first bite, and his food review is just "MMM That's good!"

I think JoeysWorldTour might have more restraint when it comes to judging food based on that, he at least ends up reviewing the flavor of the food and how it all comes together. Still, he's had his own videos where people made fun of him because he got irate that the Burger King guy didnt give him his ketchup or didnt put all the toppings on, so he went off on a rant about the service and the prices.
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Jack is something of an anti-Reviewbrah. He manages to do basically the same thing but strip away absolutely everything that people like about Reviewbrah. It's like he watched a couple Reviewbrah videos and thought "hmm, what if I did this, but make it not remotely endearing or informative"
 
this is probably the saddest JOTG video

its right after his last stroke and its pretty much just tammy taking apart the sandwiches for him to try while he sits there looking fat as fuck and completely stroked out

 
Aaway said:
this is probably the saddest JOTG video

its right after his last stroke and its pretty much just tammy taking apart the sandwiches for him to try while he sits there looking fat as fuck and completely stroked out

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ivevmZg5uE8
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Could he have picked a less flattering angle?

I wonder if his doctor advised that he was good to go on eating a greasy-ass rib sandwich so soon after having a stroke.
 
Aaway said:
this is probably the saddest JOTG video

its right after his last stroke and its pretty much just tammy taking apart the sandwiches for him to try while he sits there looking fat as fuck and completely stroked out

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ivevmZg5uE8
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I read this, thought to myself "Nah, it can't be that bad", click the video and the first fucking frame is this:
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Xochi said:
Could he have picked a less flattering angle?

I wonder if his doctor advised that he was good to go on eating an Arby's rib sandwich so soon after having a stroke.
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Don't worry. It's a keto short rib sandwich.
 
Aaway said:
this is probably the saddest JOTG video

its right after his last stroke and its pretty much just tammy taking apart the sandwiches for him to try while he sits there looking fat as fuck and completely stroked out

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ivevmZg5uE8
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How can you enable your husband like this when he's already so overweight and just had a major health crisis related to his weight for the second time ? It's impossible that she is just ignorant to what contributes to stroke risk. She is not worried about his health at all.
 
Tammy weighs nearly as much as Jack and clearly doesn’t give a shit about her own health, much less Jack’s.
If it wasn’t for Tammy Slaton, Tammy Scalfani would be the fattest Tammy.
 
saralovesjuicyfruit said:
How can you enable your husband like this when he's already so overweight and just had a major health crisis related to his weight for the second time ? It's impossible that she is just ignorant to what contributes to stroke risk. She is not worried about his health at all.
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Don't underestimate ignorance. They are the type who literally think choosing a salad consisting of lettuce and a few veggies smothered in dressing, cheese, fried chicken and bacon is a healthy alternative to a cheeseburger and fries.
 
Dave Meltzer said:
For me I cringe more at what he eats rather than how he acts. Though I do cringe at his behavior as well. So my top 3 are:
Arby's Meat Mountain. Of course he has to pretend to the cashier that he won't eat the whole thing.
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Reviewbrah did a better review of this specific thing.


Also he calls it dog food and then rates it 8.5. Classic reviewbrah.
 
Dave Meltzer said:
At least 1,000 calories in dressing alone on his "salad" This is post stroke 2 as well.

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Watch the camera movement at 3:22

He's limping along down the aisle

And don't forget this Galaxy brain shit at 1:15...

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Bonfire Grill, Hedersonville,TN

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desu91 said:
I assume that it's this video and at 14:30 onwards? https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dk8aTeFVfF0
Fat Jack does look pissed!
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He's looking into the camera like a baby who shat himself and is about to bawl quite a bit, but I love that I imagine one of the big reasons Hungry Jack got pissed at Charles was an offhand comment he made. You see, fatty complains how the noodles don't break easily, and Charles laughs a bit and comments he should've taken a smaller bite. Charles actually comments he needs to fucking stop horking down on his meals like a starving hippo.

And yeah, it was actually his Flip Burger review that made me stop watching his Glutton on the Go videos; I just can't stand entitled assholes treating workers like shit. Fucks like Jack are the types to be told to GTFO and never darken the door again. Like, those guys already have a hard time at the job, don't fucking add onto it because you decided to tantrum like a child over not getting a gimmick drink that day when said gimmick doesn't remotely change the taste, just the presentation.

And yeah... that Arby's video. It's like something out of a dark comedy.
 
What's Jack's weight currently? Surely he's around 350-400lbs? Or is that a bit too conservative
 
Charlie Delicious said:
Watch the camera movement at 3:22

He's limping along down the aisle

And don't forget this Galaxy brain shit at 1:15...

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Bonfire Grill, Hedersonville,TN

Buy Jack's BBQ Sauce on Amazon: https://amzn.to/2uztLAi ***CHECK OUT JACK'S NEW WEBSITE: http://CookingWithJack.com be sure to sign up for all of the "Food J...
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"i found it very interesting that the vegetarians went straight for the vegetables"

that was the first JOTG after stroke #2 if you couldn't tell already from that golden quote
 
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