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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
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AnOminous said:
I'd assume Jack also tried to pull rank somehow and it pissed him off. Jack is the kind of complete douchebag who would assume he was the alpha.
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100%. Jack said on his live stream he was gonna write a book about being a YouTuber. He no doubt tried to dictate to him about everything

Aaway said:
i still think they went their separate ways due to jack being butthurt over comments being turned on and charles refusing to do fast food/sushi videos. but who knows, you might be on to something here. both of them have seemed pretty hesitant to talk about one another since the split
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Remember when Jack was livid when he didn't win his church chilli cook off? "I guess I'm just a normal guy" while holding back the tears

In one of the early fish hook videos, Charles cooked a very simple pasta dish made with fresh pesto and fresh shrimp. Jack looked devastated and was visibly pissed off that Charles could outcook him so easily. He couldn't believe it. Perhaps it was the start of Jack being an insecure dick to Charles
 
RodDangerous said:
For the sake of historic preservation, I will provide the board with a rundown of how things have gone through 10 weeks of Jack’s fantasy football league. Apologies to those that are part of the private discussion, as you are all aware of what is about to be written.

  • Jack immediately handed all league-oriented responsibilities off to an associate of his, absolving himself from any administration and decision-making.
  • The league’s rules and scoring settings are absurd, at least by my and several other Kiwis’ standards. Much like his Food Wars ratings, the scoring categories are heavily skewed.
  • Prior to the draft taking place, it was already apparent to me that not everyone who signed up would be playing out the entire season, Jack included.
  • Jack, naturally, filled his lineup with household name players, paying no mind to their declining levels of skill or overall impact in the fantasy football world.
  • Four weeks into the season, Jack has yet to record a win. At this point, Jack mails it in, all but neglecting his roster’s immediate needs.
  • Week 7: We defeat Jack’s team, 131–118.
  • For the next several weeks, Jack’s team continues to float through the league, losing to teams abandoned by their managers. Jack’s team is solidly in last place with a 1–9 record.

And now we get to some juicy stuff:

  • Jack’s co-commissioner uses his league credentials to aid Jack while also fixing his match with another team, ensuring himself victory. There was evidence of this happening in years prior, so we knew to be on the lookout for this sort of thing.
  • Jack’s co-commissioner is called out on his lyin’, cheatin’ ways and immediately blocks and suspends Team Kiwi from interacting with and participating in league activities. In short, he silenced and banned us for calling him out on his improprieties.
  • Jack sends an email to everyone involved in the league, informing everyone that this league is “for his fans” and it’s for fun, so to leave it alone.
  • After discussing matters with the co-commissioner, who maintains his innocence despite all evidence pointing to the contrary, Team Kiwi is reinstated and allowed to see the season through.

TL;DR: Jack organized a league that he’s too lazy to operate, too lazy to participate in, and too lazy to control, and when his church-going pal of a co-commissioner was caught blatantly cheating, he chose to throw up his hands and silence and ban the whistleblower, not the person cheating. Classic Jack.
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Isn't this a friendly league with no money staked?

Imagine being the guy that cheats at fantasy to win nothing.
 
Sev07 said:
Isn't this a friendly league with no money staked?

Imagine being the guy that cheats at fantasy to win nothing.
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Yes, this is a free-to-play league.

The co-commissioner, while losing, used his power to adjust his opponent’s roster, benching their higher-scoring players and replacing them with lower-scoring players to ensure his team’s victory. It’s comically despicable, and Jack was more than OK with it.
 
salmonellajack said:
Remember when Jack was livid when he didn't win his church chilli cook off? "I guess I'm just a normal guy" while holding back the tears

In one of the early fish hook videos, Charles cooked a very simple pasta dish made with fresh pesto and fresh shrimp. Jack looked devastated and was visibly pissed off that Charles could outcook him so easily. He couldn't believe it. Perhaps it was the start of Jack being an insecure dick to Charles
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Please don't tell me he's that insecure. I knew he was lazy (moldy, year old brisket anyone?) But to genuinely get mad at someone for knowing how to cook is unreal.

Then again I don't think he has guests on his show anymore for that reason.
 
Dave Meltzer said:
Charles removed Jack's channel from his featured channels "My Friend's Channels." They were there pretty recently. Would love to know what caused the rift. Charles turning on comments? Charles not being willing to do more awful Sushi Wars videos?
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I 100% support in Charles bloodsucking off of Jack. He's making better content and actually engages with his audience. I don't even want to use the term bloodsucking because usually when that is the case the bloodsucker makes worst content and out of respect for the guy.

In other words Chuck has become the Anti-Jack/Everything Jack wishes he would be.
 
salmonellajack said:
100%. Jack said on his live stream he was gonna write a book about being a YouTuber. He no doubt tried to dictate to him about everything
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If Jack had anything resembling intelligence, he could write a book on how YouTube has changed over the years, having been on it so long. You have to remember, at one point Jack actually mattered and got to go to YouTube sponsored events on their dime, in the early days of the site.
 
Religion is Dead said:
If Jack had anything resembling intelligence, he could write a book on how YouTube has changed over the years, having been on it so long. You have to remember, at one point Jack actually mattered and got to go to YouTube sponsored events on their dime, in the early days of the site.
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jack being on youtube for so long is the reason why CWJ has 431K subs. a lot of the older channels accumulated a bunch of subs in the early days but lost the views once the site got big earlier this decade. hence why jack has that many subs but only averages around 3-5k views per video

also, here's an old JOTG video of jack going to some youtube event in LA in 2010
 
Aaway said:
jack being on youtube for so long is the reason why CWJ has 431K subs. a lot of the older channels accumulated a bunch of subs in the early days but lost the views once the site got big earlier this decade. hence why jack has that many subs but only averages around 3-5k views per video
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OTOH, it also could be that most of these subscribers are dead after they tried to cook like Jack. Maybe?
 
This gem popped into my recommendations last night.
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CHICK-FIL-A

Jack Scalfani goes to Chick-Fil-A for the first time in his life. Chick-fil-a is nationwide food chain. Fast food prices with restaurant service. This locati...
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The thumbnail perfectly captures the disgusted look on the cashier's face, and it has Jack Jr.'s classic disdain of being part of the video. He also praises the coleslaw solely on the portion size prior to tasting it, but later says it's on par with or better than KFC's. I've never had either, so can't agree or disagree with his opinion.
Notably, he's nice to the black manager, and hadn't even heard of the restaurant despite them being famous for their Christian values and being closed on Sunday.
Has anyone seen this friend in a different video? He clearly didn't want to be part of this one.
 
salmonellajack said:
In one of the early fish hook videos, Charles cooked a very simple pasta dish made with fresh pesto and fresh shrimp. Jack looked devastated and was visibly pissed off that Charles could outcook him so easily. He couldn't believe it.
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I assume that it's this video and at 14:30 onwards?

Fat Jack does look pissed!
 
I challenge you to make a top 3 of Jack on the Go's most nightmarish videos.

desu91 said:
Fat Jack does look pissed!
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FemalePresident said:
lol what the hell

It seems like he had some self-awareness back then, asking for the biggest shirt and acknowledging his size. What happened??
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"Game I like to play is let's see how many people are illegally talking on their cell phone...."
Yeah, so terrible. But moving a camera around filming while speaking is so much better. He's so fucking stupid.
 
FemalePresident said:
I challenge you to make a top 3 of Jack on the Go's most nightmarish videos.
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oh man, there are so many but challenge accepted

#1. I posted this one a few days ago but it's definitely gotta be #1. Video starts out with Jack telling Tammy and Jack Jr to shut up before Tammy proceeds to call him retarded. They eat at some really nasty and cheap looking pizza arcade place where Tammy and Jack bicker at the table because she refuses to let Jack try a bite of her pizza. Its one of the oldest JOTG videos but it really set the foundation for the cringe we have come to expect from that channel

#2. This one is an absolute gem and features Jack on his baddest behavior. He gets triggered over the restaurant not giving his party two grills to cook on and proceeds to let off some steam by making a few unnecessary and derogatory remarks. Meanwhile, his friend repeatedly mispronounces the names of the foods purposely which they all find hilarious.

#3. Jack and a few other obese people go to some trendy looking burger place for lunch which is apparently famous for their "liquid nitrogen shakes." Once they are told that there won't be any liquid nitrogen shakes that day because "the nitrogen guy didn't show up" Jack throws a fit and sets out to find any way to criticize the place (filming a fly on the seat at one point and saying he "just wanted to bring attention to it.) Once his food arrives and Jack notices they put fries on his burger instead of h.ash browns, he immediately sends his burger back and even tries to convince one of his friends to send her burger back as well

Honorable Mention:
Jack is told he's not allowed to film (!!!) and again looks for any way to criticize the place. He tries to convince his friends to say something bad about the food and then tells his viewers to go to film inside that restaurant and tell them JOTG sent them (LOL)
 
FemalePresident said:
I challenge you to make a top 3 of Jack on the Go's most nightmarish videos.
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For me I cringe more at what he eats rather than how he acts. Though I do cringe at his behavior as well. So my top 3 are:
Arby's Meat Mountain. Of course he has to pretend to the cashier that he won't eat the whole thing.

At least 1,000 calories in dressing alone on his "salad" This is post stroke 2 as well.

And of course the pizza place where there is no extra charge for extra toppings. So he gets every topping they have on his pizza.
 
Aaway said:
oh man, there are so many but challenge accepted

#1. I posted this one a few days ago but it's definitely gotta be #1. Video starts out with Jack telling Tammy and Jack Jr to shut up before Tammy proceeds to call him exceptional. They eat at some really nasty and cheap looking pizza arcade place where Tammy and Jack bicker at the table because she refuses to let Jack try a bite of her pizza. Its one of the oldest JOTG videos but it really set the foundation for the cringe we have come to expect from that channel
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9YAiq5Nc7pU
#2. This one is an absolute gem and features Jack on his baddest behavior. He gets triggered over the restaurant not giving his party two grills to cook on and proceeds to let off some steam by making a few unnecessary and derogatory remarks. Meanwhile, his friend repeatedly mispronounces the names of the foods purposely which they all find hilarious.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=igHTDpOOOY4
#3. Jack and a few other obese people go to some trendy looking burger place for lunch which is apparently famous for their "liquid nitrogen shakes." Once they are told that there won't be any liquid nitrogen shakes that day because "the nitrogen guy didn't show up" Jack throws a fit and sets out to find any way to criticize the place (filming a fly on the seat at one point and saying he "just wanted to bring attention to it.) Once his food arrives and Jack notices they put fries on his burger instead of h.ash browns, he immediately sends his burger back and even tries to convince one of his friends to send her burger back as well
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_dh32uKVsDw
Honorable Mention:
Jack is told he's not allowed to film (!!!) and again looks for any way to criticize the place. He tries to convince his friends to say something bad about the food and then tells his viewers to go to film inside that restaurant and tell them JOTG sent them (LOL)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jA8vrEjAXas
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The hash.brown thing I think I can understand, but to have him whining and shitting himself over liquid nitrogen shakes? He is aware that actual liquid nitrogen will kill you right?
 
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